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  1. Caption Comp Time!

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    Fun Louise [sign in to see picture]
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    • Joined: 30 Mar 2015

    Those lovehoney repair men are just too efficient. There was a hole here earlier, honestly.

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    Essex Couple [sign in to see picture]
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    "After 18 holes I can barely walk"

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    Richard: Having trouble with your erection neal? I'm sure we have something to help with that...

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    pinkanimal [sign in to see picture]
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    Clearly Neil needs glasses as he has trouble finding the hole .......

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    Richard remained unconvinced at Neal's new secret squirrel catcher.

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    pinkanimal [sign in to see picture]
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    Richard " Neil, you couldn't find the hole with two hands and an instruction manual"😂😂

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    andyappetite [sign in to see picture]
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    • Joined: 1 Apr 2011

    Christmas rush leaves lovehoney staff flagging.

    Were going to need a bigger pot of lube

    Nope. Its definetely your turn to try for a hole in one.

    You want me to stick it where!??!

    Polo sex toys returned to lovehoney, apparently theres a hole in one

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    Couple looking to spice things up [sign in to see picture]
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    • Joined: 22 Jul 2015

    Neal simply couldn't get it up.

    "Is it in yet?"

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    Lari42 [sign in to see picture]
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    "If your balls and shaft are well polished, it will be so easy to get it right into the hole."

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    Lari42 [sign in to see picture]
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    • Posts: 913
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    "That's the wrong hole!"

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    • Joined: 15 May 2016

    Dont know what your smiling at, the strapon is coming out next!

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    Lari42 [sign in to see picture]
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    "I feel like my shaft is too long..."

    "No, you just need to keep your head down and spread your legs wider apart!"

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    Lari42 [sign in to see picture]
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    "I will keep pushing until my flag is completely raised!"

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    Lari42 [sign in to see picture]
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    "If you plan on pushing all of that in I will have to raise a red flag"

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    • Posts: 1759
    • Joined: 15 May 2016

    Lets just smile and hope they dont notice their pictures on the notice board!

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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
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    • Posts: 2895
    • Joined: 7 Jan 2014

    Someone has not been watching enough Lovehoney TV. May I recommend "Lubricant Explained" and the Lovehoney Get Started Beginner's Anal Kit.

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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
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    Neal: "This prototype submitted for the 'Design a Sex Toy' competition is really taking it to a new level! If we decide to sell it, this toy would provide fresh content for a "Is it a sex toy or sports equipment?" quiz for the Lovehoney Blog, 'eh?

    Richard: "Brilliant... we always think of our best ideas while hitting around a few balls."

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    Modo [sign in to see picture]
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    • Posts: 764
    • Joined: 20 May 2015

    Arghhhh wrong ball.

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    Modo [sign in to see picture]
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    Ye gods this pole is heavy.

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    Modo [sign in to see picture]
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    Bloody hell, my hernia's gone again.

    It's why I won't go on Pointless, I am hopeless with flags.

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