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    Sum Sub [sign in to see picture]
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    Richard: Need some lube Neal? Should have some somewhere round here...

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    Tiger Dick [sign in to see picture]
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    As preperations for the Lovehoney Panto gets underway, star of the show Aflagin shows that a good grip makes the Genie cum (even if it mean putting him off his stroke), meanwhile Pervine the Abomable Snowman at the back pratices his Oh oh oh ohhhhh yes you cans....

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    Delboy1991 [sign in to see picture]
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    youve already got your flag in my hole, no room for your balls too!

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    Yummymummy :-* [sign in to see picture]
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    "That's one small step for Lovehoney, one giant leap for mankind!"
    "You can't just put it in can you?!"

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    Colonel Lube [sign in to see picture]
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    "Right so this is how you relieve your constipation"

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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
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    “That’s one small step for Lovehoney, one giant leap for mankind!” (edit: I guess I repeated YummyMummy sorry!)  Will have a brainstorm a new one.

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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
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    Yummymummy :-* wrote:

    "That's one small step for Lovehoney, one giant leap for mankind!"
    "You can't just put it in can you?!"

    opps great minds think alike Yummymummy didn't see you had already put this up =)

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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
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    "Here's a Cinderella story. A former assistant groundskeeper about to become the global leader in online sex toy sales. It looks like a mirac... it's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
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    Hopefully my caption contests translate ok to the UK lol...

    We shall see if anyone get's this reference?

    "Just tap it in, Just tap it in, Give it a little tappy. Tap, Tap, Taparoo"

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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
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    or this one.... I assume we can enter more than once?

    "My fingers hurt:"

    "Oh, well, now your back's gonna hurt, 'cause you just pulled warehouse duty"

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    snapper [sign in to see picture]
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    Listen it may well of been a hole in one , But it's the wrong hole !

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    snapper [sign in to see picture]
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    It wasn't the first time he'd heard "that's the wrong hole " that day !

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    Introducing LH's new line in 'Putt' Plugs!!

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    Colonel Lube [sign in to see picture]
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    lovingnewtoys wrote:

    Introducing LH's new line in 'Putt' Plugs!!

    Love this one.
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    Couple looking to spice things up [sign in to see picture]
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    Neal's golf addiction is driving a wedge between him and Richard.

    'Putt' your back into in Neal!

    Now that's what I'd call a 'driving' ambition!

    Two hands are better than one but Neal is still 'teed' off.

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    Neil: men are so bad at putting it in the hole. Even when it is pointed out to us we still can't get it in.

    Richard: that's why there are18 holes to a golf course. Your odds of getting it in is much better.

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    lovingnewtoys [sign in to see picture]
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    Neil to Richard - "Next time you want to flag up an issue, putt it down on paper!!"

    "Don't just stand there, help me putt it up!"

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    "You look tired man."

    "I know, this is my 9th hole today..."

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    Playing golf without a hole. . . Well that's just not cricket.

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    Fun Louise [sign in to see picture]
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    No matter how hard you try, sometimes you just can't get a hole in one.

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