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  1. Caption Comp Time!

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    Lovehoney - Leanne [sign in to see picture]
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    Hello all. 

    It's December . it's the festive!

    Let's appreciate this month with some Giveaways! 

    To kick start these fun and frolics is a Caption Contest... 

    This competion will close 9th December at midday. 

    Winner will receive a Lovehoney bundle with some Runner up prizes too. 

    Good luck all, I can't wait to read them all! 

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    Stuburns [sign in to see picture]
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    Putter the flag in.

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    Stuburns [sign in to see picture]
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    That's how to attend a meeting

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    Stuburns [sign in to see picture]
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    He's flagging

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    Stuburns [sign in to see picture]
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    Are we playing strokeplay?

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    Stuburns [sign in to see picture]
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    Where's the hole for my balls?

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    Stuburns [sign in to see picture]
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    Could have made a brew the time it has taken you to finish that hole.

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    There's no rabbit in that hole!

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    Stuburns [sign in to see picture]
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    It's the only FOREplay I know

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    Scorpius12 [sign in to see picture]
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    Richard smiles on in amusement, noticing that Neil's pole was still not fully erect, even though he was using two hands and definitely ‘putting’ his back into it!

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    Lady Ness [sign in to see picture]
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    not a comp entry... but please make a sex toy crazy golf course on this pitch for fun one day.

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    Tiger Dick [sign in to see picture]
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    Richard - " you haven't got the hang of this pole dancing lark have you..."

    Neil "Nor you with clubbing..."

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    Tallish Darkish & Average [sign in to see picture]
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    After Black Friday and Cyber Monday, Green Tuesday saw the staff really start flagging!

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    LeilaK [sign in to see picture]
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    Neal demonstrates how he does his lunges!

    Richard was hoping for a hole-in-one, if they only had a hole.

    Richard "How come I never get to do the fun stuff".

    Neal was determined to get his hole.

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    Colonel Lube [sign in to see picture]
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    Like golf? Love Anal play?

    Then you will adore the new Lovehoney teeing off butt plug.

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    Vanilla_Kink [sign in to see picture]
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    Scorpius12 wrote:

    Richard smiles on in amusement, noticing that Neil's pole was still not fully erect, even though he was using two hands and definitely ‘putting’ his back into it!

    lol love this

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    Racer248 [sign in to see picture]
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    After all that effort he finally realised its in the wrong hole!

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    Vanilla_Kink [sign in to see picture]
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    Neil - 'it won't go in!'
    Richard - 'story of my life'

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    Vanilla_Kink [sign in to see picture]
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    They couldn't work out if they had the wrong grip, the wrong angle or the wrong hole.. But it just wasn't going in.

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    kelly_michelle [sign in to see picture]
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    Neil and Richard test out Lovehoney's latest sounding kit

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