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    Posted 28 Aug 2014 at 5:41 pm
    DreamOfTheEndless [sign in to see picture]
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    They don't have to be interesting, or even true! Just something you've seen/read/learned on here. Here's something I didn't know:

    Precum is prostate fluid.

    Who'dda thunk it?

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    Posted 28 Aug 2014 at 5:43 pm
    Lovebirds_x [sign in to see picture]
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    If I can think of a sex toy, no matter how crazy, it exists somewhere.

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    Posted 28 Aug 2014 at 6:06 pm
    MrsMcX [sign in to see picture]
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    Having sex on a sofa is dangerous.

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    Posted 28 Aug 2014 at 6:09 pm
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    MrsMcX wrote:

    Having sex on a sofa is dangerous.

    And if you dare chance it, there is a high possibility of death or suffocation from popcorn!!
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    Posted 28 Aug 2014 at 6:18 pm
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    Size 16 is XXL

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    Posted 28 Aug 2014 at 6:19 pm
    PurringTiger [sign in to see picture]
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    Shitting up ducks is not as uncommon as once thought.

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    Posted 28 Aug 2014 at 7:31 pm
    Puddleduck [sign in to see picture]
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    LOL stop shitting on me I'm not into that sort of thing !!

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    Posted 28 Aug 2014 at 7:49 pm
    DreamOfTheEndless [sign in to see picture]
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    Ah...cock rings go over your balls...

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    Posted 28 Aug 2014 at 7:50 pm

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    If in doubt, glass

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    Posted 28 Aug 2014 at 7:54 pm
    QuoJo30 [sign in to see picture]
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    When I first Saw a sex toy for men IE them realistic pussys , I had no idea men got dildos to dident think they needed them, still think WTF when I see realistic Pussy toys

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    Posted 28 Aug 2014 at 7:55 pm
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    Cuddlekins wrote:

    Size 16 is XXL

    You made me laugh out loud - because you're so right!

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    Posted 28 Aug 2014 at 8:24 pm

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    Doritos come in a green variety

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    Posted 28 Aug 2014 at 8:25 pm
    capricorn13 [sign in to see picture]
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    Bats make me laugh

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    Posted 10 Sep 2014 at 5:10 pm
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    MrsMcX wrote:

    Having sex on a sofa is dangerous.

    LMAO

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    Posted 10 Sep 2014 at 5:19 pm
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    That having a husky up my butt is totally the wrong thing to do lol

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    Posted 10 Sep 2014 at 5:19 pm
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    MrsMcX wrote:

    Having sex on a sofa is dangerous.

    SSomeone had to say that lol

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    Posted 10 Sep 2014 at 6:11 pm
    LittleSwitchBitch [sign in to see picture]
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    I need to Google words more than I use to :)

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    Posted 10 Sep 2014 at 6:32 pm
    Cuddlekins [sign in to see picture]
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    MiLfAnDmOnKeY wrote:

    I need to Google words more than I use to :)

    So true, If my kids ever looked at what I googled I'm sure they would either laugh at my stupidity or never talk to me again.

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    Posted 10 Sep 2014 at 6:34 pm
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    A gets a bit psychotic when cake is mentioned....

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    Posted 10 Sep 2014 at 6:44 pm

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    Sunshine,Lollipops wrote:

    Ha, MiLf, did you notice the use of the word 'omnipotent' today? GO!

    And obtuse - that one was spesh for you!
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