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  1. Take Our Shagfest Survey

    Festival season: the only time people actually pay to sleep outside, queue for hours, not shower and go to the loo in what can only be described as a plastic coffin of doom.

    Despite these rather major downfalls, there is something about these muddy parties (not a euphemism) that really gets us pumped.

    Whether it's the chance to see your favourite band, escape the real world or have a spiritual awakening next to the Stone Circle listening to bongo drums at sunrise (don't judge me).

    This month, tell us all about your sexy festival experiences and you could win:

    Lovehoney Desire Clitoral Vibrator

    When you think of Good Housekeeping magazine, you're probably met with images of recipe ideas, vacuum cleaner product reviews and articles about how to get your soufflé to rise just right.

    What you might not associate with this straight-laced publication is their totally-filthy, annual Tried and Tested survey to find the best sex toys on the market.

    Well now you know, and guess what? We came out on top (this is our favourite position FYI).

    The Lovehoney Desire Clitoral Vibrator was voted numero uno out of 25 vibes put to the test by a panel of 270 women. It got an overall score of 74/100 and hit the spot with nine out of 10 women.

    In fact, Lovehoney vibes accounted for seven out of the 25 carefully-selected toys. Check out which ones made the cut and what the experts at Good Housekeeping had to say about them.

    BONUS! Buy one of these vibrators from Lovehoney today and enjoy a free lube (click the graphic below for more).

    Happy 14th Birthday Lovehoney

    Go shorty, it's your birthday, we're gonna party like it's your birthday…

    We've only gone and turned 14!

    Over the next 14 days, we'll be giving away our 14 best-selling sex toys, giving you 14 sex positions to try, as well as lots of other sexy blogs loosely connected to the number 14. Did somebody say 14?

    Today, Lovehoney is the UK's biggest online adult retailer, but it's not always been like this…

    Back in April 2002, *NSYNC were topping the charts with "Girlfriend", people of the UK were taking to the streets to celebrate the Queen's Golden Jubilee, and friends Richard Longhurst and Neal Slateford were off down the local post office to buy a sex-toy-sized envelope after their first ever sale.

    We've come a long way since our humble beginnings and we're so glad that you've been part of our sexually happy journey.

    #Lovehoney Hashtag Fails

    Every now and then, we decide to have a little gander at how #Lovehoney is doing in the Twitterverse, just in case we're number one trending topic in the world or something (it could happen).

    Occasionally, we come across the most fantastic Twitter fails.

    It appears not everyone knows what they're hashtagging when they type '#Lovehoney' into their tweets and often, it changes the meaning of their once innocent tweet entirely.

    Below are some of our favourite #Lovehoney fails. We hope you enjoy them as much as we do.

    Sqweel XT for Men emoji

    The toy that's been on everyone's lips, and soon to be in everyone's bedside cabinet, has finally arrived.

    The game-changing Sqweel XT for Men USB Rechargeable Oral Sex Simulator features 10 twirling tongues which rotate at three speeds and three pulsating patterns to accurately mimic oral sex.

    One must only get hard, lube up and slip inside for the ultimate joyride.

    The Sqweel XT can be used in a solo sesh, canoodling with a partner or in the shower. The possibilities for mind-boggling blowies are endless.

    Allow these not-so-innocent emojis to take you on a journey of enlightenment as you discover why you need a Sqweel XT in your life.

    The Joy of Sex toys Episode 4

    We're rapidly approaching the climax of our four-part series. We hoped you've enjoyed watching the show as much as we did filming it.

    Watch us in action for one last time on Sunday at 10pm on Lifetime (Sky 156, Virgin 208, BT 329, TalkTalk 329).

    We're giving you the chance to win some of the products from the show:

    Don't worry if you missed episode three on Sunday night, it's being repeated on Wednesday 2nd March at 11pm - episode three highlights and info about the cast (us lot) can be found here.

    The Joy of Sex Toys Episode 3 Competition

    G'day mate!

    Episode three is nearly upon us and this week, The Joy of Sex Toys takes a trip to Oz!

    You can watch our Aussie colleagues in action on Sunday at 10pm on Lifetime (Sky 156, Virgin 208, BT 329, TalkTalk 329).

    We're giving you the chance to win all of the products from the show:

    Don't worry if you missed episode two on Sunday night, it's being repeated on Wednesday at 11pm.

    Alphabet Dating: The After Dark Edition

    A new craze is sweeping the land and it's one we can really get into bed with.

    #AlphabetDating requires two partners to take it in turns to think of dates as they journey through the alphabet of lurrrrrve.

    You could start off with a touch of archery, move on to ballroom dancing and spend one night cooking (and so on and so forth until you end up at the zoo or zorbing because there aren't any other Z dates).

    It's all very romantic and lovely… but we're more concerned with what goes on after the dates. Which is why we're launching the #AfterDarkAlphabet.

    We've scanned our filthy minds to bring you the x-rated version, giving you 26 ways to bring back the fun and naughtiness to your relationship over the coming weeks.

    Let us know how you get on in the comment section below and join the conversation on Twitter using #AfterDarkAlphabet. We'll be revealing a new letter every week so keep an eye out.

    The Joy of Sex Toys Episode 2 Competition

    It's week two of The Joy of Sex Toys!

    Don't worry if you missed episode one on Sunday night, it's being repeated on Wednesday at 11pm.

    You can catch episode two on Sunday at 10pm on Lifetime (Sky 156, Virgin 208, BT 329, TalkTalk 329).

    Look out for guest appearances from Geordie Shore's Marnie Simpson and Ex on the Beach's Chloe Goodman (in Lovehoney Lingerie, might I add).

    We're giving you the chance to win all of the products from the show:

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