Election fever gripped the nation yesterday as voters turned out in their millions to determine the next tenant of 10 Downing Street. With queues running out the door at some polling stations, most of us viewed the task as our democratic duty rather than a pleasurable playtime, but perhaps we just weren’t thinking creatively enough…
For yesterday’s secret ballot, Lovehoney member naughtboi had a second secret hidden away - a Lovehoney Sensual Glass Butt Plug. A small, 4-inch plug with a flared base to guard against unwanted travel, naughtboi’s review mentioned how the size and shape means the plug is ideally suited to wearing out and about, and discreet enough to go unnoticed:
“Perfectly made and easy to insert, and best of all is it's a great size for just popping in and going about your daily business… As soon as it arrived I cleaned it and popped it in and went down to the shops and then the polling station to vote and no one knew I had it inserted.”
Giving a whole new meaning to the term ‘independent party’, naughtboi’s solo fun proved voting doesn’t have to be dull - think how this could improve the turnout for 2020.
Ever wondered how many cock rings it takes to encircle the base of the Eiffel Tower or how many water-coolers full of lube Lovehoney customers use each year? Us too. That's why we found out and compiled 5 of our most interesting sex toy stats to share with you in the below video. We hope you find it as fascinating as we do.
Want to learn more cool facts about sex toys? Check out Down the Rabbit Hole: It's the largest study of sex toy sales ever (over 1 million) and it happened when we invited self-styled Ideas Detective Jon Millward to analyse the sales data of the largest online sex toy retailer in the UK (that's us!)
Read on to see all the toys used to make this video:
It's a well known fact that Lovehoney customers are the best around, and I love sharing with you the nice comments our team receive daily, as well as the occasional hilarious drawings we get in the post.
Just last week, Customer Care advisor Chelsea (left) was manning the Live Chat function when she received a veritable Lovehoney love poem from a kind customer:
Lovehoney.com is THE one Clothes to please and some to tease
Silks and satins I don't look fat in
Frills and bows, for anything goes
Men and women both enjoy a sexy Lovehoney toy
Thank you Lovehoney
You can have my money
You give me pleasure
For my leisure
You help me feel in the mood
All is fun and never crude.
Of course, Chelsea couldn't not return the favour… Read on below for her hilarious response!
The gang at our favourite viral content site are at it again. BuzzFeed have always provided us with hours upon hours of diversionary delights, and this time is no different.
In the past, they have been known to put a group of their finest employees, The Try Guys, through a number of weird and wonderful tasks for our viewing pleasure. This time around the Try Guys are inspired by Fifty Shades of Grey to try out bondage.
Naturally, when we heard what they were planning we thought it would be a great idea to send them a box of Fifty Shades of Grey sex toys and the results are really rather special.
Watch the video below to find out what happens when a group of BDSM virgins try out bondage for the first time… on camera.
Spank you very much BuzzFeed!
A full list of the toys used in this video can be found below.
Adult actress Lisa Ann (left) has proven the UK's most popular porn star, according to the 2014 report by video website Pornhub.
The survey analysed the viewing habits of Pornhub users, and gives quite an insight into the sexual preferences of Brits. More British people watch Lisa Ann's videos than any other adult actress, and "MILF", "British" and "Lesbian" were our most searched terms.
The findings also reveal Lisa Ann's universal appeal - she topped the polls in the United Kingdom, Canada, the United States, Mexico, the Netherlands, Poland, Argentina, Egypt and Romania. However, Sasha Grey is still the most popular pornstar in Russia.