There have been 6.9 million unique searches on Lovehoney.co.uk in the past year.
Most of the words that are typed into the search box at the top of our site are pretty straightforward - cock rings, vibrators and all the other types of sex toy we sell.
And when customers type in a phrase, we try to present them with the product or page they're looking for. Simple.
But! Some of the searches are not quite what you'd expect...
Sorry, we don't have a page for that!
Or any of the below, which are just some of the 101 funniest, weirdest, and 'whoops you're on the wrong website' searches we found.
For those of you that dread the coming of February 14th, you can now breathe a sigh of relief that Valentine's Day is over and done for another year.
But did you know that February 15th is the day of another momentous celebration?
That's right. The day after Valentine's Day - Anti-Valentine's Day, Singles Appreciation Day or whatever you know it as - is a day to celebrate perhaps the most beloved villain of the 1980s: Skeletor.
Yep. You read that right. St Skeletor's Day is an actual thing.
But how do you commemorate such an event, the Lovehoney way? Well, we have picked out a couple of top toys to get you off to the right start. Foiling He-Man is up to you, though.
Who heads to an art gallery for the bums, boobs and willies?
Plenty of people it turns out, and they're prepared to pay a pretty penny for a perfectly etched penis.
World renowned auction house, Sotheby's, has been hosting Erotic: Passion and Desire, an exhibition of exceptional works dedicated to the naked human body.
All works in the exhibition go to auction today, February 15th. You'll need a few quid if you're going to put a bid in, and it doesn't look like there's a '20% off when you buy 2' offer!
With works from Picasso, Klimt, Matisse and more, collectors will be blessed with an abundance of breasts, bottoms, and other beautiful body parts as depicted by some of the most renowned artists from the past and present.
Here are just a few examples of some the incredible works you can buy either at live auction or online:
Kinky sex: in case you didn't know, it's pretty popular nowadays.
Topics which used to be too taboo to talk about, like bondage and spanking, are now being discussed and explored by everyday couples all over the world. There are many reasons for this shift in attitude towards sex, but it's no surprise that the BDSM trend in particular has only grown since Fifty Shades of Grey debuted 8 years ago.
Now, with five books, two films and a third movie (Fifty Shades Freed) just around the corner, it doesn't look like the Fifty Shades-induced bondage craze is going to stop anytime soon. Huzzah!
In preparation for the newest film, which comes out next month, Lovehoney wanted to make sure all you kinky so'n'so's are playing safe and always use a safe word when you play like Grey.
How? We did a survey, of course.
The good news is, our survey results show that Lovehoney customers use their noggin when it comes to kinky play, and always use a safe word. Not only were you proud to tell us how seriously you take safety, but you also told us your favourite safe words for stopping the action mid-swing.
And so we present to you, the top 10 most popular safe words (along with a few we simply couldn't miss out)...
If you want to learn more about your sexuality, I suggest looking to the stars!
When it comes to determining what kind of a lover you are, who you are most sexually compatible with, and what sex toys you are most likely to love, your horoscope can be a fun place to start - if you believe in the influence of the cosmos, of course.
From lusty Libras to the sensual Taureans, our tongue-in-cheek foreplay forecast could just hold the key to your next great orgasm.
We've divided the 12 signs of the zodiac each by their distinct sexual proclivities. Read on to find out what astrology can teach you about what you're like in bed.
Do you think your sexual summary is accurate? Be sure to let us know in the comments below!
Whether it's reading, running, or socialising, we've all got our favourite me-time hobbies to let off steam after studying or working.
But have you ever thought about what your hobbies say about your sex life?
If not, and you're a guy who's a fan of video games, then we've got some good news for you.
A recent study conducted by a UK voucher company has indicated that of the groups 'trend-setter', 'nerd', 'rocker', 'gym goer' and several others, the group that has the most sex (by a pretty significant margin) was gamers, averaging six times a week.
That's quite some shag-streak.
But why might this be?
To find out more about the button-bashing world of gamer sex, just keep reading.
Among all the billions of people on this planet, the likelihood of you and your partner being the duo that have perfectly matching sex drives is very small.
One of you may want sex several times a day; the other may be content with getting intimate every couple of weeks.
But as the nights get colder, it's the perfect opportunity to raise your bedroom temperature, and sync up your libidos.
Although, as I learned in my mandatory biological behaviour module, individual sex drives are partially innate, there are still lots of things you can do to find the best balance.
So to help you both I've put together some handy tips to help you match up those sexual appetites.
Fresher's Week is coming.
It's a time to meet people and celebrate the next chapter in your life, but it's also a great opportunity to hook up with like-minded folk, or maybe some not-so-like-minded folk (who can help to broaden your horizons).
If you're planning on getting up close and personal with some of your fellow Freshers, but don't know what to expect, rest assured that our Adventure Time friends in the Land of Ooo can tell you just what to expect...
Roses are red, violets are blue, blowjobs are great, which style best suits you?
Our brand new BlowYo strokers are designed to improve both solo play and fellatio, improving the whole oral experience for you and your partner.
From sensational swirling feelings to tantalising ticklers, each of our four BlowYo toys is lined with a unique texture to maximise your enjoyment.
With so many amazing textures to choose from, it's hard to know where to start.
Take our quiz to reveal which sensation will BlowYo-ur mind.
We all know that sex is wonderful. It’s the bomb. It’s our jam.
But, even in the most heavenly of sex lives, there are times when things don’t go quite according to plan.
From lost condoms, to unsettling noises, to miscommunications in what you want, there are a ton of situations where things go from, ‘Oh, yes!’ to ‘Oh, no…’ in the blink of an eye.
With this in mind, and with season 7 of HBO’s sex-and-swords spectacular, Game of Thrones, having made its explosive Stateside debut last night, we’re here to tell you all about those moments - with the help of the characters of Westeros, that is.
Danaerys, Tyrion, Jon Snow, and all your favourite loveable scamps (read: bloodthirsty horn dogs) are here to show you that you're not alone in those awkward times. At least, they were at the end of season 6. By the end of the first episode, it's anyone's game, really.
But will winter be the only thing that’s coming?