One of the best things about being a student is moving out and having more freedom than you know what to do with.
Being able to have the time of your life without being worried that your mum will look in the bottom drawer of your bedside table is a weight off so many minds - after all, nobody wants to have to explain about the rabbits that aren't kept in a hutch.
That said, it can be incredibly awkward when you've got a housemate next door who is treating sex more like an audition for The Voice than an intimate encounter, with the rest of you merely sat there waiting to hit the big red button. To start, it's quite funny, but repeated performances can get a little irritating.
So, if you find you're often woken by nocturnal noises that aren't the dodgy old boiler that your landlord refuses to fix, this is the article for you: seven of the best responses to loud-and-proud housemate humping. Best make sure they have a sense of humour first, though...
Remember this image from last year?
Well, this year, we transformed the photoshop wizardry into a real buzzing, munchable product. We really did! There is now a real box of choocolates, with a real vibrator in it, and you can buy it!
Now, it's all very well and good us putting a sex toy in a box of chocolates and telling you "Valentine's is sorted", what about everything else?
What about the lingerie? What if you want something kinkier? And how exactly does one gift a sex toy?
Panic not! Our resident sexperts are here to hold your hand and guide you through this gifting time to make sure your romant-kink ideas go off with a bang... Or several.
In this series of special Valentine's gift playlists, we cover everything, from the best lingerie to wear for date night, to how to ask your partner for kinky sex.
Oh, and let's not forget the chocolate box unboxing video. That you have to see!
We all know that small romantic gestures help keep a relationship exciting and fresh. Spontaneous gifts are the number one choice for couples who want to surprise one another. Your favourite box of chocolates, a book by your favourite author, a bouquet of flowers - all these are classic ideas.
Fresh roses and sexy lingerie are also top of the romantic lover’s list so we thought: Why not do something different and combine the two?
And we mean it! Today we’ll show you how you can create a clever little gift for your partner that they won’t be expecting at all: a red rose made from a pair of sexy knickers.
Pretty, lacy lingerie such as our Flirty Boyshorts are perfect for this little DIY project. If red isn’t your thing, you can always choose something else from our range of sexy colours. You can even create an entire bouquet if you’re especially keen.
So how does it work? Well, we’ll show you.
"You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals!"
When The Bloodhound Gang sang these poignant lyrics, they probably weren't singing about the fact that most of us are naturally capable of growing pubic hair.
But I like to think that they were.
Scientifically, sure, most adults have pubes. But historically and culturally, we have subjected these downstairs hairs to a hell of a lot. So I decided to take a look into the hair-raising history of pubes.
If, like me, you thought waxing your bush was a fairly modern phenomenon, you'd be wrong. People have been man-scaping and trimming their lady gardens for thousands of years.
Intrigued? Then just keep reading for a truly hair-razing history lesson.
Ah, Christmas. With only 26 days to go until the big event, many of us are frantically shopping, wrapping, and stuffing the cupboards with as many cheese footballs as they can hold.
But, as we all know, Christmas is a time for quality entertainment, too - and what could be more entertaining than spotting accidental innuendos over the dinner table?
From 'Santa came!' to 'Do you want stuffing?', we've identified 18 tongue-in-cheek double-entendres that commonly pop up on December 25th, and added them to these two print-and-play bingo cards.
Cross through each card as soon as you hear the phrase, and when you get a full line, be sure to take a picture and share it on Twitter or Facebook with the hashtag #ChristmasBingOh!
Who knows - you could win the prize of a lifetime. Or maybe some sex toys.
Lube, lube lube… so much choice, so much fun to be had!
Whether you’re a hundred-bottles-hoarder or someone who views it as an occasional necessity, nearly everyone has tried it out at some point.
Despite the mountain of different types available to play with, let’s be honest here: we all have our go-to favourite.
Just like when you order the same meal from your local takeaway as you did last week and the week before, or when you tell yourself you’re going to be daring with your make-up, but end up doing the exact same look you do everyday, we all have our preferences and routines.
So, what does the type of lube you love say about you? Well, just read on to find out.
With Halloween sneaking up on us fast, many of us across the world are turning our thoughts to which mind-blowing costume we should be donning for the big night.
But, even if you don’t dress up as a sexy traffic warden or a slutty bag of Skittles, there’s a chance that your simple ghost outfit or creepy clown make-up could be causing a stir for someone.
Sexual fetishes and fantasies come in all different forms, so it comes as little surprise that if you’ve ever had an X-rated daydream about a good-looking Georgian ghost, or a frolic with Frankenstein’s monster, you’re definitely not alone.
So, if white sheets make you moan, or detailed zombie make-up brings on a very localised case of rigor mortis, read on to learn more about five particular proclivities that thrive at Halloween...
Do you often catch yourself thinking: "If I were an unusual sex toy, what would I be?"
If your answer to that is yes (and, if not, why not?), then look no further!
Penetrate the unknown and stimulate your adventurous side with our new quiz.
Using a state-of-the-art, scientific algorithm (also known as a quiz), we have developed a way of finding out which unusual sex toy you are based on your likes and dislikes.
Don't believe us? Give it a try. It will blow your mind.
Make sure you let us know which unusual sex toy you are in the comment section below.
So, in case you missed it, this week Universal Studios released the first sneak peak into Fifty Shades Darker, and suffice to say, it's got us pretty darn excited!
After watching the trailer many, many times (that shower scene!) we started to notice a few hidden messages. Could they be telling us more than initially meets the eye? Are we making this up as we go along? Who knows?!
Either way it gave me an excuse to spend all afternoon looking at Christian Grey. #ItsAHardLife
So, for your pleasure, I've compiled my top 8 revealing set details which I reckon tell us even more about what we can expect to see in Fifty Shades Darker in February.
Ever since it was released in Japan, Australia and New Zealand last Wednesday, Pokémon GO has all but taken over the world.
From Lickitungs in the park, to Grimers in church and Squirtles in the supermarket, fans both young and old have been discovering the joys of Pokémon hunting in the real world, thanks to GPS technology and an incredibly addictive free-to-play app.
Released to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the original games (and boy, does that make me feel old), Pokémon GO has dominated the headlines, with people finding these weird and wonderful Pocket Monsters in the most bizarre places imaginable.
So given that we want Lovehoney to be the very best (like no one ever was) we set off into our sex toy warehouse to find out which Pokémon could be lurking among the toys.
We're just glad we didn't catch any Krabbies.