Remember when we shared our 101 Funniest Sex Toy Searches with you back in March?
Well, now that October 31st is creeping closer and closer, we thought we'd do a Halloween version.
There have been over 600,000 unique terms typed into the search box on our website in the past year.
And some of them are a little... strange.
"Handcoffins"? Sorry, we don't sell those (and we're a bit scared)!
Here are 54 of the freakiest searches we found.
We're over halfway through October, which can mean only one thing: Halloween is almost here!
And whether you've been counting down the days since last November 1st, or you're locking the doors and hunkering down to avoid trick-or-treaters, one thing's for sure: the internet is brimming with sexy Halloween costume possibilities.
We've packed our new Halloween shop full of flirty costumes and spooky-style toys, but how can a night associated with ghouls, ghosts, and wee demon beasties be erotic?
We're glad you asked.
Here, we've collected our favourite Halloween-esque role play scenarios to take your night from frightful to delightful (without a drop of fake blood in sight).
Don’t forget, before any role play, it’s always a good idea to agree on a safe word with your partner so that if things get too intense, you can cease play immediately.
One of the most recognisable sex toys of all time, the rabbit vibrator has certainly earned its place in the Lovehoney Hall of Fame.
But did you realise that there's more to this iconic toy than meets the eye?
Read on to discover seven things you never knew about the rabbit vibrator!
Chat-up lines. Do you love them or hate them?
Someone sidling up to you at the bar and 'breaking the ice' by pretending to be a penguin and smashing an ice cube might not exactly do it for you...
But a so-bad-it's-good line from someone you like?
To celebrate World Emoji Day, we've given some of our fave cheeky, cheesy (and not at all sleazy) pick-up lines an emoji makeover.
Got that emoji fever? Don't forget to check out our all-new Oh-Moji range of mini wand vibrators.
We're always looking for fun new ways to communicate our desires to our partners, so when the news came that a whole heap of brand new emojis were being released, we couldn't wait to find out what Twemoji 11.0 had in store.
And the results certainly opened up some interesting sexting opportunities.
From abacuses to woozy faces, the latest emoji collection really allows you and your partner to get creative with your communication.
To get you started, we've picked out some of our favourite new emojis, and translated them into some sexy phrases that'll bring some spice to your Snapchat stories.
Got that emoji fever? Don't forget to check out our all-new Oh-Moji range of mini wand vibrators - they're completely heart-eyes-face.
What's a dildo?
A dildo is a phallic object designed for sexual play and is usually used to stimulate internal erogenous zones.
A dildo has no moving parts and is not the same a vibrator (though they are often confused with one another).
Good fact huh? You can have that for free.
To discover 24 more things you never knew about dildos, keep reading...
If you haven't already guessed, we're a bit Star Wars crazy here at Lovehoney - and as today is officially Star Wars Day (May the 4th - geddit?), we're slightly excited.
We were even more excited when we were browsing the website and discovered that some of our best-selling toys wouldn't look out of place in the movies' props department.
So in honour of one of the most successful franchises in cinematic history, we've put together a rogue(one)'s style gallery of our favourite sci-fi-style dildos, look-a-like lingerie, and bondage bedroom goodies.
Are there any that we've missed? Be sure to let us know via holoprojector (or just by dropping us a comment below if your tech's not quite up to snuff).
May the Fourth be with you, horny nerds.
Unless you've been living under a rock since November, you'll be well aware that on the 19th May, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are tying the knot at Windsor Castle. Hooray!
So, of course, we're celebrating in true Lovehoney style with a pair of highly unusual Royal Wedding rings.
The Markle Sparkle Vibrating Finger Ring (pictured here) and the Royal Wedding Love Ring make the perfect sex toys for any nookie-loving newlyweds or ardent Royalists.
As featured in The Daily Mail, Bustle, The New York Post, and The Sun (to name but a few), these tongue-in-cheek gold and silver souvenirs contain brilliantly buzzy bullet vibrators to bring extra-orgasmic tingles during any wedding night foreplay.
To get your hands on this strictly limited edition duo before they're all gone, and find out more about Lovehoney's link with royalty, just keep reading.
If you haven't already drawn a giant sparkly ring around April 9th in your diary, then you need to know that today is National Unicorn Day!
What better way to show appreciation for those happy, horny mythical creatures than with plenty of glitter, rainbows and - of course - sex toys?
We've picked 6 toys to help you harness your inner unicorn and send you soaring skywards, from dazzling dildos to seriously snazzy vibes.
So cover your face in glitter, don your finest sequins and get your hooves on one of these twinkle-tastic toys.
Ever gazed at your favourite vibrator and wondered what generous genius dreamt up its magical shape and amazing orgasm-giving powers?
Where would we be without our favourite setting, the speed we know will skyrocket us to orgasm, and the toy we keep on standby by our bedside?
From its very basic beginnings in Joseph Granville's doctor's surgery, to the flashy, bells-and-whistles varieties we now know and love, no sex toy has a more colourful history than the wand vibrator.
We've delved into our X-rated history book to bring you the edited highlights. Enjoy!