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  1. Everything You Need to Know About Daily Masturbation

    Like with all aspects of sex, there are many weird and wonderful myths surrounding masturbation.

    Whether it's the potentially plausible (upsetting your natural sex drive) or the downright odd (hello, hairy palms!), everyone's got a view on frequent fapping.

    But when you think about it, solo sex is actually one of the safest kinds of sex. There are no worries about contraception, and who knows more about what you like than, well, you?

    Read on for many of the things that are commonly believed about frequent masturbation, and whether they are true or not.

    Lovehoney's 5 Best Valentine's Playlists

    When it comes to planning your sexy Valentine's evening, getting the setting right can be the difference between mind-blowing and mundane.

    Scented candles? Check. Clean sheets? Done. Sexy playlist? Hang on.

    Sure, it's easy enough to throw on your most-played tracks or your favourite 'Bangers 2017' , but you just can't trust that Spotify algorithm - no one needs to hear Call Me Maybe mid-coitus.

    (Not that there's anything wrong with that song getting you hot under the collar, of course - different strokes for different folks and all.)

    But not all sexy soundtracks are created equal, and everyone's definition of the perfect provocative playlist is different. So that's why we've created not one, not two, but five different sexy Valentine's playlists.

    From super-slow seduction tracks, to love-making ballads, to throbbing guitar riffs, we've got a playlist for every taste and occasion - and you can give them all a listen here.

    Are there any tunes that we missed? Which is your favourite playlist? Let us know in the comments below!

    Christmas Cock Bells

    From 'spider condoms' to 'parrot sale in India', we've had some pretty weird and wonderful searches on the Lovehoney website in the past year.

    Our top 101 searches left tears in the eyes of everyone at Lovehoney HQ, while our spooky Halloween edition caused a few shivers (not to mention raised eyebrows).

    So what better way to celebrate the holiday season than with a round-up of our favourite unique Christmas search terms?

    From typos, to very niche product requests, to copy-and-paste gone awry, we've rounded up 52 of our favourites to tickle your festive funny bone.

    All together now: "jingle boils, jingle boils, Christmas launderette..."

    Halloween-Searches

    Remember when we shared our 101 Funniest Sex Toy Searches with you back in March?

    Well, now that October 31st is creeping closer and closer, we thought we'd do a Halloween version.

    There have been over 600,000 unique terms typed into the search box on our website in the past year.

    And some of them are a little... strange.

    "Handcoffins"? Sorry, we don't sell those (and we're a bit scared)!

    Here are 54 of the freakiest searches we found.

    Happy Halloween!

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    We're over halfway through October, which can mean only one thing: Halloween is almost here!

    And whether you've been counting down the days since last November 1st, or you're locking the doors and hunkering down to avoid trick-or-treaters, one thing's for sure: the internet is brimming with sexy Halloween costume possibilities.

    We've packed our new Halloween shop full of flirty costumes and spooky-style toys, but how can a night associated with ghouls, ghosts, and wee demon beasties be erotic?

    We're glad you asked.

    Here, we've collected our favourite Halloween-esque role play scenarios to take your night from frightful to delightful (without a drop of fake blood in sight).

    Don’t forget, before any role play, it’s always a good idea to agree on a safe word with your partner so that if things get too intense, you can cease play immediately.

    Things You Never Knew About the Rabbit Vibrator

    One of the most recognisable sex toys of all time, the rabbit vibrator has certainly earned its place in the Lovehoney Hall of Fame.

    But did you realise that there's more to this iconic toy than meets the eye?

    Read on to discover seven things you never knew about the rabbit vibrator!

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    Chat-up lines. Do you love them or hate them?

    Someone sidling up to you at the bar and 'breaking the ice' by pretending to be a penguin and smashing an ice cube might not exactly do it for you...

    But a so-bad-it's-good line from someone you like?

    Total hearts-eyes!

    To celebrate World Emoji Day, we've given some of our fave cheeky, cheesy (and not at all sleazy) pick-up lines an emoji makeover.

    Got that emoji fever? Don't forget to check out our all-new Oh-Moji range of mini wand vibrators.

    Learn the Latest Way to Sext With the Brand New Emojis

    We're always looking for fun new ways to communicate our desires to our partners, so when the news came that a whole heap of brand new emojis were being released, we couldn't wait to find out what Twemoji 11.0 had in store.

    And the results certainly opened up some interesting sexting opportunities.

    From abacuses to woozy faces, the latest emoji collection really allows you and your partner to get creative with your communication.

    To get you started, we've picked out some of our favourite new emojis, and translated them into some sexy phrases that'll bring some spice to your Snapchat stories.

    Got that emoji fever? Don't forget to check out our all-new Oh-Moji range of mini wand vibrators - they're completely heart-eyes-face.

    What's a dildo?

    A dildo is a phallic object designed for sexual play and is usually used to stimulate internal erogenous zones.

    A dildo has no moving parts and is not the same a vibrator (though they are often confused with one another).

    Good fact huh? You can have that for free.

    To discover 24 more things you never knew about dildos, keep reading...

    Sex Toys That Could Be Star Wars Props

    If you haven't already guessed, we're a bit Star Wars crazy here at Lovehoney - and as today is officially Star Wars Day (May the 4th - geddit?), we're slightly excited.

    We were even more excited when we were browsing the website and discovered that some of our best-selling toys wouldn't look out of place in the movies' props department.

    So in honour of one of the most successful franchises in cinematic history, we've put together a rogue(one)'s style gallery of our favourite sci-fi-style dildos, look-a-like lingerie, and bondage bedroom goodies.

    Are there any that we've missed? Be sure to let us know via holoprojector (or just by dropping us a comment below if your tech's not quite up to snuff).

    May the Fourth be with you, horny nerds.

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