Chat-up lines. Do you love them or hate them?
Someone sidling up to you at the bar and 'breaking the ice' by pretending to be a penguin and smashing an ice cube might not exactly do it for you...
But a so-bad-it's-good line from someone you like?
To celebrate World Emoji Day, we've given some of our fave cheeky, cheesy (and not at all sleazy) pick-up lines an emoji makeover.
Got that emoji fever? Don't forget to check out our all-new Oh-Moji range of mini wand vibrators.
We're always looking for fun new ways to communicate our desires to our partners, so when the news came that a whole heap of brand new emojis were being released, we couldn't wait to find out what Twemoji 11.0 had in store.
And the results certainly opened up some interesting sexting opportunities.
From abacuses to woozy faces, the latest emoji collection really allows you and your partner to get creative with your communication.
To get you started, we've picked out some of our favourite new emojis, and translated them into some sexy phrases that'll bring some spice to your Snapchat stories.
Got that emoji fever? Don't forget to check out our all-new Oh-Moji range of mini wand vibrators - they're completely heart-eyes-face.
What's a dildo?
A dildo is a phallic object designed for sexual play and is usually used to stimulate internal erogenous zones.
A dildo has no moving parts and is not the same a vibrator (though they are often confused with one another).
Good fact huh? You can have that for free.
To discover 24 more things you never knew about dildos, keep reading...
If you haven't already guessed, we're a bit Star Wars crazy here at Lovehoney - and as today is officially Star Wars Day (May the 4th - geddit?), we're slightly excited.
We were even more excited when we were browsing the website and discovered that some of our best-selling toys wouldn't look out of place in the movies' props department.
So in honour of one of the most successful franchises in cinematic history, we've put together a rogue(one)'s style gallery of our favourite sci-fi-style dildos, look-a-like lingerie, and bondage bedroom goodies.
Are there any that we've missed? Be sure to let us know via holoprojector (or just by dropping us a comment below if your tech's not quite up to snuff).
May the Fourth be with you, horny nerds.
Unless you've been living under a rock since November, you'll be well aware that on the 19th May, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are tying the knot at Windsor Castle. Hooray!
So, of course, we're celebrating in true Lovehoney style with a pair of highly unusual Royal Wedding rings.
The Markle Sparkle Vibrating Finger Ring (pictured here) and the Royal Wedding Love Ring make the perfect sex toys for any nookie-loving newlyweds or ardent Royalists.
As featured in The Daily Mail, Bustle, The New York Post, and The Sun (to name but a few), these tongue-in-cheek gold and silver souvenirs contain brilliantly buzzy bullet vibrators to bring extra-orgasmic tingles during any wedding night foreplay.
To get your hands on this strictly limited edition duo before they're all gone, and find out more about Lovehoney's link with royalty, just keep reading.
If you haven't already drawn a giant sparkly ring around April 9th in your diary, then you need to know that today is National Unicorn Day!
What better way to show appreciation for those happy, horny mythical creatures than with plenty of glitter, rainbows and - of course - sex toys?
We've picked 6 toys to help you harness your inner unicorn and send you soaring skywards, from dazzling dildos to seriously snazzy vibes.
So cover your face in glitter, don your finest sequins and get your hooves on one of these twinkle-tastic toys.
Ever gazed at your favourite vibrator and wondered what generous genius dreamt up its magical shape and amazing orgasm-giving powers?
Where would we be without our favourite setting, the speed we know will skyrocket us to orgasm, and the toy we keep on standby by our bedside?
From its very basic beginnings in Joseph Granville's doctor's surgery, to the flashy, bells-and-whistles varieties we now know and love, no sex toy has a more colourful history than the wand vibrator.
We've delved into our X-rated history book to bring you the edited highlights. Enjoy!
It's movie night. Lights are dimmed, the popcorn is burning in the microwave and it's time to forget about studying for a couple of hours (it can be done tomorrow, right?).
Back in the days before binge watching a whole series was possible to do, without getting up from the sofa every four hours to put in the next DVD or VHS, movies ruled.
We spent many hours in front of the screen, even though we were told we'd get square eyes. Recreating musical dance routines, crying over a doe dying, gasping at the daredevil stunts of the action heroes and marvelling at the tightness of the Goblin King's trousers...
We are taking a trip back down cinematic memory lane, to look at some of the characters who inspired more than respect for their range. In fact, you could argue that some of them don't even have a range. But they sure were pretty.
If you're a big fan of British comedy, then chances are you've stumbled across the brilliance that is the Channel 4 sitcom, Peep Show.
This cringe-inducing series follows the lives of housemates Mark Corrigan and Jeremy Usbourne as they navigate love, life, and Business Secrets of the Pharaohs.
And though there are no plans for Mark, Jez, and Super Hans to come back to our screens any time soon (sob), their legacy lives on.
So we picked out a dozen of our favourite Peep Show moments which we think accurately sum up several moments during our sex lives, and, we hope, yours.
There have been 6.9 million unique searches on Lovehoney.co.uk in the past year.
Most of the words that are typed into the search box at the top of our site are pretty straightforward - cock rings, vibrators and all the other types of sex toy we sell.
And when customers type in a phrase, we try to present them with the product or page they're looking for. Simple.
But! Some of the searches are not quite what you'd expect...
Sorry, we don't have a page for that!
Or any of the below, which are just some of the 101 funniest, weirdest, and 'whoops you're on the wrong website' searches we found.