If you’ve not listened to ‘My Dad Wrote A Porno’ yet, its high time you did. With over 70 million downloads worldwide, the podcast is a perfect example of what can happen if your parents learn how to self-publish.
The show is narrated by friends Alice, Jamie and the poor, unfortunate James – whose father, Rocky, took it upon himself to begin writing erotic literature.
The fruit of Rocky’s labour is the ‘Belinda Blinked’ series, which James and friends read aloud chapter-by-chapter.
It is true what they say about the best laid plans of mice and men – the ‘Belinda Blinked’ series is about as far from erotic as you could possibly get. Instead, it’s become one of the most successful comedy podcasts of all time.
The eponymous character, Belinda Blumenthal, is a business savvy, modern woman who isn’t afraid to ask for what she wants.
Although fictional, she has become one of my most revered role models, so I want to share with you the life lessons I have learnt from her wet-n-wild adventures.
It may seem like a small detail, but the location of where you get down and dirty can have a huge impact on your sex life.
Don’t get me wrong: rolling around in the familiarity of the bedsheets can hit the spot but, sometimes, it can be more comfortable than sexy.
If, like me, you watch the saucy, adventurous Game of Thrones sex scenes and wish your life could be that exciting (if a little less dangerous), then worry no more – from the kitchen counter to a trampoline, this list covers it all.
If you’re seeking to heat up your sexual experiences, you should check out these top five places everyone should have sex. Keep count of how many you may have already ticked off as you read through.
You'd happily buy a vibrator for your clitoris. You wouldn't think twice about buying a Fleshlight for your penis. So why not buy a toy for your anus?
Anal sex is just like any other type of intercourse in that a) it can feel incredibly pleasurable, and b) this pleasure can be enhanced by using toys.
If you are still unsure about what is fact and what is fiction when it comes to anal sex, you should read The Top Anal Sex Myths: Debunked.
For one thing, enjoying anal sex does not depend on your sexuality or gender. For men, the 'Male-G Spot' or prostate is most easily stimulated via the anus. This stimulation of the prostate can help men supersize their orgasm.
Women can enjoy anal sex too, because of the sheer amount of nerve endings they have in the area. Some women have even reported that anal sex has helped them to hit their G-Spot from behind.
Still not convinced? Here are four fab anal toys you need to try.
One of the best things about summer is the heat, and with the temperature increasing outside, it's no surprise that things start to heat-up indoors as well.
As temperatures rise in the bedroom, it's the perfect excuse to wear something a little lighter.
Buying yourself some sexy lingerie this summer is bound to get your partner hot under the collar, whilst keeping you cool during those humid nights.
Whether you're a lover of satin or lace, treating yourself to some new sexy lingerie is likely to not only boost your confidence but also make your summer a little steamier.
I've put together a list of four sultry summer looks that would be a fantastic post-exam treat for any of my fellow female students who want to make the most of their freedom this summer.
People enjoy all sorts of weird and wonderful things.
Some enjoy taking part in gruelling tests of physical fitness, like marathons or mountain climbing.
Some people enjoy flinging themselves out of perfectly good aeroplanes for the sheer adrenaline rush (You could not pay me enough to skydive. And I am a strapped-for-cash student).
Some people even enjoy chasing wheels of cheese down frightfully steep hills whilst giving no thought to their personal safety.
So, with all this considered, why do so many of us find the idea of pegging so terrifying?
Anal sex is a divisive topic. Some people love it, some people hate it and some people just dare not try it.
If you have already formed your opinion of love, hate or meh through having a go at it, then by all means, you do you and continue to enjoy or avoid anal sex at your whim!
However, if you are someone who has yet to step into the waters, have a think about why you haven't made that leap.
Is it because you feel you need more education before making the decision to say yes? Is it because you've heard rumours of horror stories and are now vehemently put off? Or perhaps you just don't see how it could be pleasurable?
If you answered 'yes' to any of those questions, then here I am to offer some help and debunk common anal sex myths and misconceptions...
Summer is truly upon us now, and with it, the season for some wonderful, exciting holiday sex, wherever the season takes you.
Whether you're romping in Rome, frolicking in France, or necking in New York, there's something about that summer vacay that get us all hot under the collar in more ways than one.
But just what is it about sun and sea that makes the sex itself that much hotter?
Well, after some very thorough research, we've come up with the top 5 reasons holiday sex is just the best.
Read on to see more, and don't forget to let us know in the comments below where you've had the hottest holiday sex.
As soon as the university year is over, those of us who haven’t blown our student loans on VKs will be looking at jetting off somewhere warm this summer.
Whether it’s Magaluf with the lads or Zante with the girls, there are three components that make for a great holiday: sun, sea and sex.
So if you’re going on holiday with your other half, planning to check out those at your destination, or wanting to stick to some self-service, it really would be a waste of a hotel room if you didn’t have a bit of holiday fun.
Packing for your summer getaway can be tough, especially with limited space, and finding discreet toys can be hard.
But, to help you out, I’ve put together a list of must-pack subtle toys to make sure that you can make the most of your time away.
We all know that sex is wonderful. It’s the bomb. It’s our jam.
But, even in the most heavenly of sex lives, there are times when things don’t go quite according to plan.
From lost condoms, to unsettling noises, to miscommunications in what you want, there are a ton of situations where things go from, ‘Oh, yes!’ to ‘Oh, no…’ in the blink of an eye.
With this in mind, and with season 7 of HBO’s sex-and-swords spectacular, Game of Thrones, having made its explosive Stateside debut last night, we’re here to tell you all about those moments - with the help of the characters of Westeros, that is.
Danaerys, Tyrion, Jon Snow, and all your favourite loveable scamps (read: bloodthirsty horn dogs) are here to show you that you're not alone in those awkward times. At least, they were at the end of season 6. By the end of the first episode, it's anyone's game, really.
But will winter be the only thing that’s coming?
Summer is here, the sunshine is out and you're hornier than ever!
You want to go outside and enjoy the nice weather before the autumn creeps back in, yet you want to spend endless time in bed having mind-blowing sex – a conflicting conundrum indeed.
What if I told you there was a way you could do both (at least some of the time)?
While, of course you do not want to be slapped with a public indecency charge, there are certain situations and ways you can achieve a bit of naughty fun away from the inside of your house that are secret and subtle enough that no one need ever know.
So if the thought of al fresco friskiness gets you hot under the collar this summer, check out these top tips for sex in the great outdoors.