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  1. 5 Things I Learned About Sex This Year

    They say that you can never really know enough about sex, and that no single person knows it all.

    And, to be honest, if you discovered everything you ever needed to know about getting jiggy with it in the first year, what would there be to look forward to?

    Like lots of people I know, my sex life didn't really take off until I went to university.

    But that just meant 2017 was a year of exciting new discoveries!

    From the thrill of car sex to multiple orgasms, I decided to reflect this December on some of the things my £9,000 a year didn't teach me...

    Gamers Have The Most Sex

    Whether it's reading, running, or socialising, we've all got our favourite me-time hobbies to let off steam after studying or working.

    But have you ever thought about what your hobbies say about your sex life?

    If not, and you're a guy who's a fan of video games, then we've got some good news for you.

    A recent study conducted by a UK voucher company has indicated that of the groups 'trend-setter', 'nerd', 'rocker', 'gym goer' and several others, the group that has the most sex (by a pretty significant margin) was gamers, averaging six times a week.

    That's quite some shag-streak.

    But why might this be?

    To find out more about the button-bashing world of gamer sex, just keep reading.

    Sexy Games (You Won't Play At Christmas Dinner)

    Those lost days between Christmas and New Year (what I like to refer to as the Christmas Perineum or the Holiday Taint) can be a frustrating time.

    Are you fed up with vol-au-vents? Have you seen a certain British secret agent film series a few too many times? Have you had to explain to your aunts and uncles what your degree means again? Has it been too many days since your last orgasm?

    Returning home for Christmas can feel uncomfortable after living independently as a student, especially if you're bringing a significant other along.

    So, to keep the fun going, here are a handful of game ideas for when you go up to bed. All you have to do is make sure your partner knows where the squeaky floorboards are.

    (And remember, the ancient Greeks competed in the nude so there's no reason why you shouldn't.)

    Fetishes Laid Bare Stockings and Tights

    For some people, stockings and tights are merely a reminder of frumpy school uniforms, and that weird, overblown ‘Do Tights Count as Pants?’ controversy that first reared its head around 2012.

    (FYI: the jury is still out on that one.)

    For others, who identify as having a fetish for stockings and/or tights, these garments have far more significance, and a whole lot more sex appeal.

    But what is it about these garments in particular that some people just can't get enough of?

    Well, I won’t keep you in "suspenders" a minute longer: let’s dive right into the world of hosiery fetishes.

    5 Christmas Lingerie Looks (You'll Wear All Year Round)

    With the season of giving in full swing, it can be a challenge to justify treating yourself to something nice, especially when funds are starting to run low.

    However, buying yourself some Christmas lingerie isn't solely for your benefit. The beauty of lingerie is that your partner will appreciate it just as much as (if not more than) you will.

    But if you still have that nagging guilt about spending money on yourself at this time of the year, these lingerie looks are fantastic to wear during any season, transforming these purchases from a Christmas luxury to a year-round necessity, in my opinion.

    Whilst most of these looks are for the ladies, keep reading until the end for a cheeky suggestion of a lingerie look for any man who want to get into the Christmas spirit, too.

    6 Lingerie Gifts For When You Don't Know Her Dress Size

    Christmas gift shopping is a minefield, especially when you're a student with limited funds.

    And why won't anyone just come straight out and tell you what they want for Christmas? Why must we continue to play this inane guessing game year after year?

    Michael Bublé is blaring from every department store speaker, and if it's not him crooning in your ear, it's Mariah Carey, declaring that all she wants for Christmas is you.

    But you've not got time to fulfil Mariah's yuletide desires - because you've forgotten your other half's dress size. Is she a size 12, or a size 14? Is it a size 6 - or was that her shoe size?

    Get it wrong, and you will have rendered your gift uncomfortable, useless, and potentially offensive.

    Luckily, there's a simpler way: take a look at our top 6 one-size lingerie picks to find the perfect gift, regardless of dress size.

    How to have hot sex (when it's freezing outside)

    The nights are drawing in, the leaves are falling off the trees and it's time to start thinking about the C-word.

    No, Christmas, you dirty lot.

    Some find this time of year romantic - after all, what is more charming than snuggling up to a loved one?

    But some of the drawbacks of this season include colds, forgettable TV programmes, stodgy food, mandatory time with relatives, less sunshine, roads becoming ice rinks and end of term assessments. Admit it, you're turned on already.

    A good way to shake off the funk is to climb into bed with your lover... Except as soon as the clothes come off, the cold air bites you in the nether regions (not in a good way either). You jump into bed, only to be enveloped by the glacial sheets. Brrr.

    Luckily, though, Lovehoney have a few items to turn up the heat (in more ways than one).

    3 Common Kinks and Why You Need To Try Them

    Whether you prefer vanilla sex, or something a little more daring, there is always room for a bit more experimentation.

    Of course it's great to know what you like and dislike, but far too many people fall into the trap of finding a routine that works for them and never mixing it up.

    Some of the best sexual experiences you will ever have will be as a result of being bold and trying new things.

    The thought of something going disastrously wrong may be off-putting at first, but if you and your partner share a positive attitude then you both stand to have a great time.

    With that in mind, here is our list of 3 fab kinks and why you need to try them.

    Top Tips For Achieving Multiple Orgasms

    For most of us, regardless of gender, trying to have more than one orgasm is about as easy as finding the motivation to start work for tomorrow’s deadline. Much like academic motivation, it’s something we all dream about but doubt we can ever experience.

    I used to think that multiple orgasms (especially for women) were a bit of a myth. And to be honest, I thought it was just something they showed in porn films to make the action last longer.

    However, I am (very) pleased to say that I was wrong: they are not a myth! Regardless of your gender, there are a variety of different techniques, toys and positions you can try to achieve that ‘ooh’ feeling more than once.

    Tried and tested by myself, keep reading for my top tips on having that big finish again and again.

    Why Do People Fake Orgasms?

    It’s a comedic trope that we’ve all seen before – the fake orgasm.

    Some argue that Meg Ryan’s infamous diner scene in “When Harry Met Sally” takes the cake, but my personal favourite has to be when Elaine comes clean about her orgasms in “Seinfeld”.

    The fake orgasm is a simple gag that gets an easy laugh from a television audience. The reality is that the motivating factors for faking an orgasm are far more complex.

    So what counts as a fake orgasm? Why do people do it? And how, once you've started, do you stop doing it?

    Well, the answers may not be what you would expect...

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