The trouble with zombies is that they come at night, and so do we. Most of our sexual thrills are had between the sheets before bedtime and many of us will encounter our first zombie while getting frisky with a partner or ourselves. Most inconvenient.
On the plus side, Lovehoney customers will have plenty of weapons within arm's reach to help them combat the brain-hungry Z army.
At Lovehoney we believe in providing the best possible sex advice for all occasions, so in order to keep you sexually happy during the inconvenience of the apocalypse and the collapse of society, I've tried and tested some of the best methods of defeating zombies using only sex toys by subjecting myself to the wrath of three very brain-hungry zombies. Eeeek!
Want some sexy fun this Halloween? If you're a fan of spooky treats and the devilishly undead, take a look at the four new bullet vibrators in the Death By Orgasm range. Not only are they all waterproof and extremely powerful with a range of pleasure enhancing functions, but they're themed after traditional Halloween monsters and come packaged within a unique coffin-shaped tin that's great for giving as a gift or for use as storage.
In this week's Lovehoney TV video, Annabelle demonstrates how to use the four new Death By Orgasm sex toys:
An amazing treat for Halloween but equally pleasurable all year round, the products featured in the video includes The Mummy
, an intensely powerful 3 speed bullet; The Vampire
, a bullet with an a orgasmic bite; The Werewolf
, a stunning silver bullet and finally The Zombie
, a green vibe with a truly undead look.
Instead of spending your Halloween trick-or-treating this year, take to the bedroom instead and see if you can survive your very own death by orgasm.
From today, our first ever television advert 'The Kiss' will hit TV screens across the UK. Showing a couple sharing a passionate kiss, it also features the new campaign's tagline, 'Live A Sexier Life'. Since the announcement of its release, 'The Kiss' has been causing a stir online and in national newspapers as the first commercial advertising sex toys to be aired before the 9pm watershed.
Alongside the release of the new TV ad, other advertisements will be popping up across the country, so keep your eyes open for Lovehoney posters and billboards!
Lovehoney's first ever television ad airs next week, kicking off our new campaign to encourage people to 'Live a Sexier Life'. As the first ever sex toys advert to be approved for daytime TV in the UK, it's a breakthrough in terms of the nation's attitude to sex and pleasure. Featured in the Telegraph (twice, and again!) and the Daily Mail it's already provoking intense debate - especially in comments sections like here on AOL Lifestyle, on Twitter and in blogs.
If you want to see what all the fuss is about, watch 'The Kiss' below. Let us know what you think in the comment section, or Tweet us @Lovehoney with the hashtag #TheKiss.
Using a vibrating cock ring is a great way to enhance pleasure in a relationship. Not only do they provide toe-curling vibrations for both partners, but can also help to improve the quality of a man's erection. They come in an assortment of shapes and sizes, all of which are designed to stimulate different erogenous zones in different ways.
If you've been wondering how to use them, Lovehoney TV has created a video to explain the ins-and-outs about the best ways to use a vibrating cock ring:
You don't have to spend a fortune enjoy vibrating cock rings. If you're new and looking for something to get you started, try out the BASIC Sex Toys Love Ring for just £5.99.
Lovehoney has a brand new YouTube channel!
We've recently updated our LovehoneyTV account on YouTube, adding lots of our best videos including ones with helpful advice, product information and Lovehoney goings-on.
Below, Annabelle explains about our discreet packaging in one of the new LovehoneyTV videos:
As you can see, we take safe and discreet packaging very seriously at Lovehoney. We know that discretion and privacy are important and take every step possible to ensure that you have the best shopping and delivery experience possible.
Over time more videos will be uploaded to our LovehoneyTV YouTube account, so subscribe and stay updated!
Have you seen the Spider Realistic Male Masturbator yet?
The Spider is a fantastic hands-free masturbator that's revolutionising the way that men experience pleasure during masturbation. Instead of having to use your hands, (or resort to some bizarre techniques to hold the toy in place), you can stick the Spider safely and securely - exactly where you want it.
Check out the Lovehoney TV Spider teaser video below for a sneak-peak:
The unique suction cup can be attached to any flat surface allowing perfect angling for maximum satisfaction. But that's not all; Spider has also been designed with a realistic vagina opening and internal texture too, for even greater pleasure.
The Spider Realistic Male Masturbator is available now, exclusive to Lovehoney!
If you're craving a mind-blowing orgasm, but haven't quite managed to get yourself there yet, a G-spot vibrator could be just what you need.
G-spot vibrators feature a slightly curved tip that stimulates the sensitive nerve endings of the G-Spot which is located approximately 1-3 inches inside the vagina. With enough stimulation of the G-Spot you can achieve a truly satisfying orgasm, and even female ejaculation.
Lovehoney TV presenter Annabelle uses the Jessica Rabbit 2.0 G-Spot Vibrator to explain the function of these fantastic sex toys:
G-Spot Vibrator Video Demonstration
We have recently updated our How to Use a G-spot Vibrator Buyer's Guide if you're looking to achieve a G-spot orgasm and would like information on how to get the most from G-spot sex toys.
Unlike water-based lubricants, silicone lube will never go sticky or tacky and gives you long-lasting lubrication during sex.
Although they can't be used on silicone sex toys, silicone lube is condom-friendly and ideal for use during sex if you're looking for something that's going to last and provide serious satisfaction.
Presenter Annabelle explains the benefits of silicone lube in this Lovehoney TV video.
Silicone Lube Explained
Silicone lube also makes an excellent massage lotion for when you want to try sensual exploration with your partner. This is great because, unlike oils, silicone lube is safe to use with condoms giving you extra security and peace of mind during intimate moments.
If you're interested in silicone lube and would like to find out more take a look at our Silicone Lube FAQ, which answers frequently asked questions from Lovehoney customers.