If our collection of novelty butt plugs just doesn't do it for you, or if you've ever dreamed of ravishing maidens with your scaly skin and fiery breath, this also-ran entry in our Design a Sex Toy competition would have made your fantasies come true. If it had won … But given the danger of being stabbed by a Christian in an England football shirt as you swagger around in your dragon tail, perhaps this is all for the best!
Lovehoney looks kindly on bedroom scientists, and recognises that those of you looking for a challenge may be less interested in our sex doll range than in putting something together yourselves. We've noticed that if you put together enough of our male masturbators you'll pretty much have a complete, entire person, which you can then take apart and reassemble to your heart's content.
They're furry. They're cute. They have long fluffy tails, and gnaw on acorns in an endearingly teeth-chattering fashion. So why shouldn't squirrels be used as the inspiration for sex toys? This also-ran entry in our Design a Sex Toy competition shows what happens when sex-crazed imaginations are led to gentle woodland idylls, fed cider and given a pad of paper and a pencil. You'll never look at the toothy little critters the same way again. Now otters, that's different: they really are something …
Are you a craven, whimpering male yearning for punishment from your female ruler? Would nothing give you more pleasure than to feel your fesses blush at the hands of the superior sex? Are you, in short, not worthy? Let's face it, even if you're a take-charge kind of guy, it must be tempting to give up sometimes and let your partner take control - both in the bedroom and out of it. Which makes the following entry in our Design a Sex Toy competition particularly intriguing, even if it fell short of the exacting criteria required to win. Perhaps we need some more 'personal trainers' here ourselves…
Thick-skinned? Short-sighted? Bit of a temper? If you also have grey armour plating and suffer from attacks by poachers after your horn, then the Happy Rhino sex toy isn't for you. If, however, you've always fancied dressing up as one of the world's most endangered animals for sexy fun, the designers of this entry in our Design a Sex Toy competition have taken your dream as their inspiration. We particularly like their suggestion for sophisticated types to wear the costume under a tuxedo; perhaps if you're feeling cheap and sluttish you could try wearing it under a crotchless open bust fishnet bodystocking?
Bored of plastic playmates? Finding it hard to cuddle your Fleshlight? Want more from life than your Cyberskin Ass Stroker can provide? If you've ever fantasised about Miss Piggy or furry, large-breasted dwarfs with no knee joints, the Teddy Babe Sex Doll is the luxury doll for you. She may be small but she's all woman - especially with her pussy velour plush insert!
Ever wondered what a prostate massage really feels like? This great review from Orgasm Army is chockablock with hot tips for what some rate as the ultimate in full-body orgasms:
"I read a lot about this amazing toy before I finally purchased one from a local sex shop. I've been enjoying anal sex for some time, and like to use not necessarily big but small-size dildos etc, so I thought to try it out for anal fun. But what it turned out to be was totally different…"
See the full Aneros MGX Prostate Massager review at Orgasm Army.
Buy the Aneros MGX Prostate Massager at Lovehoney.
We all know that your wedding day is a time to make a solemn vow of love and devotion to that special someone in your life. But why not make it sexy as well? The latest craze amongst brides-to-be is posing for nude portraits as gifts for their grooms. If you fancy something a little bit x-rated to add some spice to your special day, why not check out For Your Eyes Only and give your husband a REAL photo to put on his work desk.
Of course, we have your wedding needs covered - all ready and waiting to make your wedding day (and night) one to remember. And if you're already happily married, stoke the flames of passion anyway! Check out our top 5 picks for a super-raunchy wedding night…
Bzzt! Electrical sex toys have been around for a while, but usually at a price allowing only those people who probably have too much gold in their bodies to use them safely to use them at all.
Costs have dropped in the past few years, though, bringing you one step closer to satisfying your curiosity about electro-sexual therapy.
It's not often we get a product that its totally unlike anything else that we sell, but the Stud Strap Delay Strap certainly qualifies. It wraps around the scrotum and forms a simple-but-effective way of pulling the testicles down to delay ejaculation. It's a bit hard to explain, but the Stud Strap Video on Sex Toys TV shows it in action…