Thick-skinned? Short-sighted? Bit of a temper? If you also have grey armour plating and suffer from attacks by poachers after your horn, then the Happy Rhino sex toy isn't for you. If, however, you've always fancied dressing up as one of the world's most endangered animals for sexy fun, the designers of this entry in our Design a Sex Toy competition have taken your dream as their inspiration. We particularly like their suggestion for sophisticated types to wear the costume under a tuxedo; perhaps if you're feeling cheap and sluttish you could try wearing it under a crotchless open bust fishnet bodystocking?
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Bored of plastic playmates? Finding it hard to cuddle your Fleshlight? Want more from life than your Cyberskin Ass Stroker can provide? If you've ever fantasised about Miss Piggy or furry, large-breasted dwarfs with no knee joints, the Teddy Babe Sex Doll is the luxury doll for you. She may be small but she's all woman - especially with her pussy velour plush insert!
Ever wondered what a prostate massage really feels like? This great review from Orgasm Army is chockablock with hot tips for what some rate as the ultimate in full-body orgasms:
"I read a lot about this amazing toy before I finally purchased one from a local sex shop. I've been enjoying anal sex for some time, and like to use not necessarily big but small-size dildos etc, so I thought to try it out for anal fun. But what it turned out to be was totally different…"
See the full Aneros MGX Prostate Massager review at Orgasm Army.
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We all know that your wedding day is a time to make a solemn vow of love and devotion to that special someone in your life. But why not make it sexy as well? The latest craze amongst brides-to-be is posing for nude portraits as gifts for their grooms. If you fancy something a little bit x-rated to add some spice to your special day, why not check out For Your Eyes Only and give your husband a REAL photo to put on his work desk.
Of course, we have your wedding needs covered - all ready and waiting to make your wedding day (and night) one to remember. And if you're already happily married, stoke the flames of passion anyway! Check out our top 5 picks for a super-raunchy wedding night…
Bzzt! Electrical sex toys have been around for a while, but usually at a price allowing only those people who probably have too much gold in their bodies to use them safely to use them at all.
Costs have dropped in the past few years, though, bringing you one step closer to satisfying your curiosity about electro-sexual therapy.
It's not often we get a product that its totally unlike anything else that we sell, but the Stud Strap Delay Strap certainly qualifies. It wraps around the scrotum and forms a simple-but-effective way of pulling the testicles down to delay ejaculation. It's a bit hard to explain, but the Stud Strap Video on Sex Toys TV shows it in action…
If you've ever gazed at the TV watching Dubya stumble over his lines and idly wondered how those smug chimp features would feel tucked neatly in your anal sleeve, wonder no more!
Last week on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross the UK's favourite chatshow host proved that he just can't get enough of Lovehoney sex toys when he tried out our popular Vulva Real Vagina Scent.
Sex toy designers can take inspiration from all sort of unlikely places. After all, who'd have thought that the resident of a rabbit hutch would have inspired the best-selling sex toy ever? The entrants to our Design a Sex Toy Competition also drew on disparate source when creating their vibrators… Behold the Fairy!
Is nothing sacred? For most of us childhood is a happy, innocent time of not having the right shoes for school, being scared of dogs and enduring a harsh introduction to the gentle tyranny of the 9-5 working week. But some deviant Design A Sex Toy entrants have clearly drawn on memories of playground hi-jinks to design toys for adult fun.
So what's going on through the round window? Let's take a peek. As ever, we've retained the original presentation to keep the authentic competition entry flavour…