Now, we all love a good giggle, but it seems Paris has ended up being the 'butt' of this joke with their somewhat artistic 2014 Christmas
butt plug… err, I mean tree!
Funnily enough though, France haven't suddenly decided to announce a love for all things anal, even though it really does looks like it.
They've collaborated with American contemporary artist Paul McCarthy (no… not the Beatle. Read it again) to reveal this year's rather eye-catching Christmas tree.
Featuring a tapered tip, elongated, bulbous body, and flat flared base… Hang on… Does this remind you of something? (Doc Johnson TitanMen Ass Servant)
We have a feeling that even the most advanced butt plug aficionados out there are clenching their butt cheeks at the sight of this enormous sculpture… We certainly are!
Continue reading to be bombarded with some of the best butt puns we could think of…
Straight, curved, narrow, wide, shaped like a rubber duck and not shaped like a rubber duck… Let's face it, there are so many different types of vibrators that it can be tough to know where to begin. Luckily, we're experts in vibrators*, and we're here to help.
Allow the lovely Lisa to take you through the different features of G-spot vibes, USB rechargeables and more in the video below:
*We're also experts in dildos. And butt plugs. But now we're just bragging.
Saw a shape that caught your eye? Read on for a full product list.
Introducing ShareVibe, the incredible new couple's toy: it's the ideal lesbian sex toy and also perfect for pegging. Fun Factory are well established as a company that designs and creates superior sex toys from the highest quality materials, and we at Lovehoney are thrilled to have the UK exclusive on this luxurious toy.
For sex where both partners enjoy penetration, a double ended dildo or double ended strap-on is a great way to reach a level of intimacy that would otherwise be difficult. The ShareVibe is beautifully flexible and adjusts itself according to the angle you're using it in, so almost all positions are possible!
The sheath is made of 100% medical grade silicone and houses a really powerful 5 speed rechargeable vibrator. This incredible little removable bullet sends rumbling vibrations through the full length of the shaft and delivers intense external stimulation via the clitoral stimulator.
To celebrate the launch of this uniquely brilliant vibrating double ended dildo, we're giving one away! Read on to find out how to enter…
When it comes to luxurious rechargeable vibrators, Je Joue immediately springs to mind. The London-based company has built up a reputation amongst Lovehoney customers for producing top-quality pleasure products for women and couples.
The most well known item in their range is the MiMi Rechargeable Vibrator, which was recently voted the #1 vibrator by Good Housekeeping. With silky smooth curves, focused vibrations and 10 modes of play, it's easy to see why the MiMi has made such a big impression.
We're giving you the chance to win a Je Joue MiMi Rechargeable Vibrator (worth £65!) Just enter the giveaway below before September 30th to be in with a chance to win!
Read on below for a round-up of the other equally wonderful Je Joue products, and don't forget to enter our draw!
If you've been reading the Lovehoney blog for a while, you'll remember us raving about Jon Millward's studies in the past (we've talked about his analysis of porn stars, as well as his survey of call girls in Britain). This "Ideas Detective" really impressed us by taking mind-boggling data and presenting it in a simple but fun way.
In fact, we were so amazed by his fascinating articles that we got in touch to see if he'd be interested in doing an analysis of Lovehoney, and - you guessed it - he said yes!
We're so pleased and proud to present the world's biggest analysis of sex toy sales - ever! We gave Jon access to non-personal data (don't worry, we would never share your personal information with anyone) from 1 million sales over a 5 month period, and his insights are incredible.
If you've ever wondered which sex spends the most on toys, which porn star is most popular or who writes the longest sex toy reviews on Lovehoney, check out our top 10 most interesting at-a-glance stats below. You can also read the full report by Jon or see our abridged version of the results. Happy exploring!
Luxury sex toy company Jimmyjane hit the cinema this week with a cameo in the comedy Sex Tape starring Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel.
The film follows the story of a married couple (Diaz and Segel) who try to re-invigorate their love life by making a sex tape. Unfortunately, the video syncs with the iPads of their family, neighbours and bosses.
Sex toy geeks will be delighted to see the Jimmyjane luxury vibrators FORM 2, FORM 4 and FORM 6 make an appearance in the movie. Check out what our customers think of these rechargeable vibes below.
We love seeing sex toys go mainstream - in fact, our very own Lovehoney Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator made its screen debut a few years ago.
Have you ever made a sex tape? Or will you be heading to cinema to see this comedy? Check out the trailer below.
Image courtesy of Sony Pictures.
Here at Lovehoney we're always genuinely excited to discover a new product which raises the bar of sex toy excellence, and we're hugely excited to introduce the amazing We-Vibe 4 Plus. Having already created the world's number one couple's vibrator, We-Vibe have announced their upgraded version of the We-Vibe 4, which can now be controlled via your smartphone.
Well, as they say, 'there's an app for that'. Perfect for both long-distance fun and for use during lovemaking, is there anything this toy can't do?
Unlike remote controlled love eggs, the We-Vibe 4 Plus doesn't need to be within range of your remote to work - you (or your partner) can control your toy via your smartphone from anywhere in the world.
Yup, you read that right. Whether you're on separate continents or across the dinner table from each other, your pleasure is ready to be controlled at the swipe of an app.
Read on to find out more and for your chance to win the brand new We-Vibe 4 Plus worth £127.99.
We've got good news for prostates everywhere; luxury sex toy brand Nexus have released a brand new prostate massager, the Stealth!
Hailed as “the next step in male pleasure technology”, the Nexus Revo Stealth is a new-and-improved version of their best-selling prostate massager.
Offering users a new remote control function as well as extra vibration settings, the latest innovation in male pleasure is made from smooth silicone and ergonomically designed with a flat base for optimum usability. It is also rechargeable, whisper-quiet and discreet.
Available exclusively at Lovehoney, the Revo Stealth is 4 inches in insertable length with a 4 inch circumference, making it suitable for intermediate and experienced anal players.
This innovative prostate massager features a powerful 2-speed rotating shaft to deliver precise, intense stimulation to the P-spot, as well as a 6-mode textured perineum massager for simultaneous internal and external pleasure.
After several months in the pipeline, we're very pleased to announce that five new toys have been added to the Fifty Shades of Grey – Official Pleasure Collection.
Joining the already-successful range are:
The items were checked at HQ by E L James herself, who also nipped into the warehouse to stealth-sign a book for an unsuspecting fan!
Because we love you and we're super-excited, we're giving away one of each of the new toys to one lucky winner. All you need to do to enter is comment on this blog to tell us why you want to get your hands on the goodies…
This competition is now closed, the winner has been contacted via email.
Choosing your first sex toy can be overwhelming - there are so many different gadgets to tease and delight that it can be hard to know where to begin. Luckily, our BASICS sex toy range offers a wide selection of toys at a reasonable price point, so you can try out bullets, cock rings and more without breaking the bank. Result!
The Lovehoney BASICS range is comprised of 25+ products that together form a perfect beginners kit - with plenty for him, her, and both of you.
While there are plenty of vibrating toys on offer to tempt, tease and delight, you'll also find functional items like an anal douche and penis pump. With simple packaging and easy-to-use products, the fuss-free range offers a brilliant introduction to sex toys for curious couples.
I've chosen some best-selling products below, but remember to tell me which are your favourites in the comments.