While there's no room for false modesty in the cut-and-thrust world of sex toy retail, we're not ones to blow our own trumpet. In fact, we don't really need to, with Orgasm Army reviews like the following, of our very own Lovehoney Silver Jessica Rabbit Vibrator. Why trust us when you can read what happy punters have to say? Not that you shouldn't trust us, you understand… but we'll even throw in a free Lovehoney User Guide to the Rabbit worth £6.99 for goodwill if you realise you can't live without this rabbit after reading the review!
"Dear Love Honey
Thank you. It's all down to you. Back on 28/4 my partner and I ordered the liquorice dip butt plug triple pack because he had wanted to introduce me to anal play. I was at first not to keen but with the help of the info on your site I agreed to give it a try so long as he agreed to follow your advice, hence the purchase of the butt plug set.
Finally tonight I have lost my true anal virginity. I feel so proud of myself. Over the last couple of weeks we have made careful use of the plugs and the Tracy Cox lube until a couple of evenings ago Nick was able to get the six incher up me. It felt fantastic especially when he went to work on my little pussy.
When we went to bed tonight at about 12 out came the plugs and I quite easily took the sixer and we got down to a good bout of sex, I was building to what I thought was going to be a great cum when Nick suddenly pulled out turned me over pulled the plug from my botty lubed me up and just slid his prick into my back passage. God, it was fantastic, so once again thanks for the products but more importantly the help and advice on your wonderful site.
Love you guys…"
Another good product for anal first-timers is the Tracey Cox Supersex Anal Beginners Kit, which features a pert pink butt plug, the aforementioned anal lube and an exclusive how-to guide from TV sex expert Tracey Cox.
When an Orgasm Army reviewer starts reviewing the Dick Rambone cock with the words 'If you're looking for a dildo that will surprise and amaze your friends', you know you're in the presence of greatness. Which is probably what the reviewer thinks about the Dick Rambone… But at 18 inches long, where on earth can you keep it? If you don't want to surprise and amaze your friends, that is.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. The sage who first coined these wise words probably wasn't thinking about the
Eclipse Ultra 7 Anobolic Anal Vibrator at the time, but he may as well have been… The following review, by an intrepid Orgasm Army ass stuffer, tells a moving story of satisfying anal penetration undaunted by initial failure. There's a lesson to be learned here, folks…
Whoever coined the phrase 'different strokes for different folks' could well have been talking about lubricants. But (sigh) some of you are hard to please, such as the following Orgasm Army reviewer who didn't find anything to shout about in a whole variety pack of Durex Play Sensations Personal Lubricant Sachets. Still, sounds like she and her boyfriend had fun testing them…
Are you experienced? This Orgasm Army reviewer certainly is, having tried out a wide range of condoms before settling on Durex Sensation as the preferred type, even though she doesn't 'usually feel that much during sex'. Now that's dedication… The following review also introduced me to an acronym I hadn't come across before, PIV. Think about it…
We get a warm feeling whenever our broad range of stock and prompt delivery come to the rescue of a couple desperate for that unique DP feeling of satisfaction without having to recruit Fat Les from down the road. One of our plucky Orgasm Army reviewers shares her happy experiences with a Penis Butt Plug Medium below.
Funny how sexual fashions change. Ten years ago you wouldn't have heard much about squirting outside a handful of specialist films sold under the counter in dingy shops in Soho - in fact ten years ago you probably would have found most people telling you female ejaculation was a myth. But now it's a must-have experience, as women around the world try to work that G-spot magic. If this sounds like fun to you, you could do worse than following the advice of this Orgasm Army reviewer, who found a Fun Factory G-Twist Vibrator had her spraying in style…
OK, a book isn't a sex toy. Please don't sue us. But when a book is as good asForbidden Flowers - and gets a review as good as this on Orgasm Army - it might as well be…
"This is a book to read while on a leisurely train ride or when you're relaxing in a tub--it is more a contemplative examination of women's sexuality than an erotic panting page turner.
Which is not to say this book isn't erotic - it is… this book is a glimpse into hundreds of women's most intimate thoughts, it would be impossible for it not to be. But the style of the book is thoughtful and more academic than the average erotic novel…
Kyma, an enterprising blogger who writes on the Sensuality of the Singleton site, has written a fun blog entry about the Smoothy Anal Dildo Prober, a toy that
she assures us is 'unlikely to become a permanent resident in my colon'. Phew! To read the full story of how she and a friend got the most out of the toy, you'll need to read herhis blog entry. You can buy the Smoothy Anal Dildo Prober, or see our full range of anal dildos and tools for more butt-teasing retail opportunities.