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    "Dear Love Honey

    Thank you. It's all down to you. Back on 28/4 my partner and I ordered the liquorice dip butt plug triple pack because he had wanted to introduce me to anal play. I was at first not to keen but with the help of the info on your site I agreed to give it a try so long as he agreed to follow your advice, hence the purchase of the butt plug set.

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    Kyma, an enterprising blogger who writes on the Sensuality of the Singleton site, has written a fun blog entry about the Smoothy Anal Dildo Prober, a toy that she assures us is 'unlikely to become a permanent resident in my colon'. Phew! To read the full story of how she and a friend got the most out of the toy, you'll need to read her his blog entry. You can buy the Smoothy Anal Dildo Prober, or see our full range of anal dildos and tools for more butt-teasing retail opportunities.

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