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    Whoever coined the phrase 'different strokes for different folks' could well have been talking about lubricants. But (sigh) some of you are hard to please, such as the following Orgasm Army reviewer who didn't find anything to shout about in a whole variety pack of Durex Play Sensations Personal Lubricant Sachets. Still, sounds like she and her boyfriend had fun testing them…

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    Smoothy Anal Dildo Prober

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