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  1. The Sex And The City Rabbit Vibrator Ever since the girls of Sex And The City revealed the magic of the rabbit vibrator to the world, it's been the must-have sex toy for women. And no wonder - its vibrating rabbit ears are able to stimulate the clitoris like no other vibrator have been able to before or since. But if you want to orgasm exactly where Carrie, Miranda and Charlotte have orgasmed before, which Rabbit should you buy? Find out in our exclusive expose of the Real Sex And The City Rabbit Vibrator.

    Pink Lady Wonder Wave Fleshlight Insert No substitute for the real thing? Hey, we knew that already! But the Pink Lady Wonder Wave Fleshlight Insert's got its own charms, as this reviewer discovered - it won't stare at you when it's not being used, and it won't scare your girlfriend! Oh, and did we mention the mindblowing orgasms…

    njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo When the squirt's not flowing, it's time to take drastic measures. If you think squirting's something 'other people' do, think again - that's what this Orgasm Army reviewer used to think, until she got her hands on the njoy Pure Wand Stainless Steel Dildo, and found herself with a different problem - laundry…

    Omazing Vibrating Waterproof Cock Ring 'I bought this basically because my husband discovered that I was planning to place a fairly big order with Lovehoney and he was feeling left out!' All together now… aaah! This sorry situation was quickly rectified and our high-spending reviewer got over her lukewarm reaction to the Omazing Vibrating Waterproof Cock Ring for some serious fun. To see just how much fun, read on…

    Royal Maxi Mystique Vibrator Spotted in the Metro last Thursday - Money can buy you love. According to a study by MoneyExpert.com men spend an average of £71 a month on their partners, while women have shallower pockets, spending £20 a month less on their loved ones.

    While at Lovehoney we're obviously fans of luxury sex toys, we don't think you need to break the bank to impress your partner - you can even find bling on a shoestring with something like the gold-tipped Royal Maxi Mystique vibrator, currently on offer in our sex toy sale and 3 for 2 offers. Just remember not to say that it's solid gold! Because she'll only try to pawn it…

    Pleasure Seeker Remote Control Egg We've all been there. Those dull parties where somehow you've ended up stuck in a corner with a sweaty stamp collector insisting on running through the entire backstory of Babylon 5 while your partner looks just as bored across the room. Just think how different it could be if you had a Pleasure Seeker Remote Control Egg to hand, either feeling it buzzing unexpectedly deep inside you or making your partner squeal as the witless droning just washes over you.. This Orgasm Army reviewer's seen the light, and we think you should too!

    Dreamgirl Pearl Thong Oh okay, it's not really a sex toy. But it's got beads (sort of), which is enough for us, and this Orgasm Army reviewer has got us all hot under the collar with his story of how his girlfriend wore it out shopping one afternoon. So the next time you see someone having a hot flush in M & S, shout 'Pearl Thong!' and see if they flinch. Caution: not to be used at the gym! Unless you want a proper workout…

    Anal Vibrating Invader with Cock Cage Boasting a name that would make Mary Whitehouse turn in her grave, the Anal Vibrating Invader with Cock Cage arrived at this particular Orgasm Army reviewer's house before work - in itself an uncharacteristic feat by Royal Mail, credit where credit's due - and it looks like the reviewer couldn't hope to rush home and try it on. Well you would, wouldn't you?

    iBuzz Two - no complaints Frankly, we're distraught. Last December, Jonathan Ross featured our iBuzz Two music-activated vibrator, having a good old giggle for a couple of minutes describing how couples can get jiggy with the iPod attachment.

    We'd have thought this might lead to a few complaints from Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells, giving us more fuel to pour on our publicity fire. But did anyone object to 120 seconds of sex toy demonstration? No.

    But they did write in to complain about Jonathan Ross describing Nigella Lawson as a MILF. Which is weird - because if you know what the acronym means, why would you be upset by it? And if you don't know what it means, you wouldn't be upset…

    Universal Pump Seal Spotted in the Metro last Monday - Giant Homer in fertility dance. To promote the new Simpsons movie, publicists painted a giant Homer waggling a donut - or something donut-shaped - next to the clay outline of the famously erect Cerne Abbas giant in Dorset. Given its proximity to the Cerne Abbas cock, you'd be forgiven for taking this for a Universal Pump Seal, ready to give the lusty giant an extra-tight grip when he uses his favourite penis pump. Although with a cock like that, does he really need one? Typical Homer. Doh!

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