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  1. Fun Factory Silicone Bandito Dildo

    Fun Factory has done it again. Just as I had decided to put them away after featuring their Silicone Bendy Beads and their P Twist Silicone Butt Plug, I stumbled across an Orgasm Army forum talking about the prettiest dildo ever…the Fun Factory Bandito.

    Adjustable Clit Clamp with Bell

    I would guess that for the ladies, there isn't much out there that gives more of us a shudder the first time we hear about it than the clit clamp. Which is reasonable, really, considering how sensitive a clit is and how terrifying a word 'clamp' can be. But while it is understandable, that trepidation is largely unwarranted. The clit clamp is a friendly little guy. He just wants to be your buddy.

    Silicone Bendy Beads

    I like variety as much as the next girl, so usually the fact that I had just last week pointed out a great new Fun Factory toy would be enough to guarantee that I wouldn't focus on anything from that line this week, but when I saw the Silicone Bendy Beads, I couldn't resist. Because, seriously… how gorgeous is this?

    Oh, Sex Toys. So tempting, but how do you know what to buy? What works? What doesn't? What is even OUT THERE to try? You have questions, I have answers (most of the time…)

    Dear McBirdie,

    I have a little problem with latex condoms and need to opt for non-latex in the future. What are my options? Are there any fun non-latex or sensitive skin condoms available?

    Romeo

    Bondage Tape
    Bondage tape - judging from the reviews over on Orgasm Army - is a very popular product that plenty of people pick up when they want to take baby steps into bondage. So why would I feature it as a Deconstruction blog post? Surely I could better use my time explaining those tricksy clit clamps or cock cages or nipple suckers?

    Orgasm Bullet Vibrator Set


    If you're like me and tend to focus all your "What's New" attention on the more glitzy New Vibrators Section, you might have missed this little guy's entry. Fun Factory is one of the companies producing incredibly high quality sex toys (you have got to love those Germans - I know I do), so you know even before you look at anything else that the Twist is going to be well-made and long-lasting.


    It's made out of body-safe silicone, which means you'll get satisfying firmness, but flexible softness that you'll appreciate when using it anally. It does have a suction base and is harness compatible, but the ridges and curves means it will be a lot of fun for more vanilla play.


    It also comes with a sachet of free water-based lube to get you started, so the only question I have is whether or not I'm going to be able to wait until the purple comes back in stock, or if I'm going to go ahead and grab a jolly orange version.

    Ask Birdie…

    Oh, Sex Toys. So tempting, but how do you know what to buy? What works? What doesn't? What is even OUT THERE to try? You have questions, I have answers (most of the time…)

    Dear McBirdie,

    My girlfriend and I want to find new ways to play together and please each other. She's used the famous Rabbit before, but while she likes the intense vibrations, she actually finds the main shaft of it too big for comfort. Can you suggest anything? Also, can you suggest anything more specifically geared for couples to try together? It's only a few weeks until Valentine's Day and I want to make sure anything I order arrives in plenty of time!

    Gratefully yours,


    Playful Valentine


    Orgasm Bullet Vibrator Set


    So the holidays are over. We've nursed the hangovers, we've eaten more than an army, and now we brace ourselves for the inevitable… the January bills. Did we really need to buy ALL those presents? Probably not. But we all get caught up like crazed little elves and find ourselves in the same position every year. My grandmother would call it "tightening our belts". My friend, however, summed it up rather more sadly… "the month we can only dream of things like restaurants".


    Luckily, though, that doesn't have to mean no jolly sex toy presents. No, it doesn't! Because if there is one thing you can always get pleasure from (other than just a good vibe) it is a good sale (especially when that good sale focuses on good vibrators). Lovehoney has its Sex Toy of the Day going on, but even better than that is trawling through the sale items for all the things you put off getting this last year. And you can even feel righteous doing it - just look at their original prices!


    Best deals?

    Vibrating Egg


    One of the best things about Lovehoney is that they are always adding in new toys that have enough innovation to keep even a girl with a huge toy chest interested. Of course, it does damage to my bank account, but I am constantly updating my wishlist to include the cool new finds that pop up under the What's New links. A month ago or so, the toy that had my attention was the Screaming O OHoney Vibrating Clitoral Sex Enhancer. I had to give into my temptation with that toy and go ahead and order it myself, and I'm guessing it won't be a terribly different story with the White Heat.

    Vibrating Egg Big apologies to anyone who showed up here on Monday looking for my promised post on Vibrating Eggs. Sometimes even the most dedicated of sex toy aficionados get distracted by Christmas. But, we're back on track now, so let's examine one of the more perplexingly simple toys out there.

    There are - basically - two main types of vibrating eggs: there are those with cords and those that are cordless. Simple enough distinction, no? As you may guess, a corded egg tends to have more variable speeds and patterns, and has a longer running time. The downside, of course, is that you're limited to how far away your hand can be and some positions get tricksy.

    A cordless egg, on the other hand, gives you a greater range of motion and options, but you'll find that the batteries run down a whole lot faster. You are also often limited to one speed or pattern (the Lovehoney Dream Egg 10 Function is an exception - and the cheapest model to boot. Toy Joy has a similar model out there, but it is currently sold out - ask for email notification if you're interested).

    But let me answer the main questions you'll have:

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