"It's certainly quieter than me, so I'd have a cheek to complain about a little buzzing!" shouted the not-so BashfulBabe, but what was she so happy about?
In this week's sex toy reviews, we've had relationship advice, toy usage tips and some rather unexpected science lessons - what a knowledgable bunch you are!
You wanted hot, tight and sexy men's clothing and we have delivered. Renegade Rubber is our new range of moulded latex wear, latex underwear and functional fetish attire designed to assault your senses in the most erotic of ways.
The ultra-tight fits and high-shine aesthetics are sure to please every man's inner pervert AND the one hiding inside his partner, too. If you're yet to give latex clothing a test-run, there hasn't been a better time to lube up and slide into one of the Renegade Rubber latex outfits.
Following the success of our existing collection of latex clothing, and your requests to stock a bigger variety, Head Buyer Bonny Hall has tracked down a new range of latex clothes for women called Rubber Girl.
A collection predominately fashioned from moulded latex with some glued and riveted elements to some garments, Rubber Girl is a great introduction to rubber clothing and also caters for the more dedicated fetishista.
OK, so it sounds like we're trying to create our own one-of-a-kind Googlewhack, but I assure you we're not.
This great line is from Lovehoney customer Postillionager's review of the Supersex Strokerwhich details, briefly but amusingly, his attempt to get some satisfaction from our best-selling male masturbator.
Ultimately he decides it's not for him because he can't wash it out (he just needs to turn it inside out, silly!), but that's not going to stop us giving Postillionagerthe Review of the Month award and the £100 Lovehoney shopping spree that goes with it.
Congratulations! Now, where did I put that octopus…
You can read the full review on the Supersex Stroker product page here.
Whether you're looking for a way to add some interest to the World Cup finals or you just want to show your undying love for England, we have the perfect gift for you (and your partner).
The Scoregasm I Love England Remote Control Love Egg has a remote control that works up to 30 feet away so you can buzz your partner every time that England score - or every time the ball goes out for a throw-in if you can take that much excitement.
It's smartly presented in an England themed heart-shaped gift box and comes complete with batteries so you're good to go straight out of the box.
Scoregasm is just one of many exclusive sex toys available at Lovehoney!
Pjur have always been one of the big names in the world of sexual lubrication, but their new launch is sure to please a large proportion of the population who have been looking for a more natural way to enhance their sexual pleasure.
Pjur Med is a range of products that have been developed with health in mind, meaning they all adhere to medical certificate and quality requirements.
Designed as a solution to everyday issues that real men and women contend with, Pjur Med's range is designed to overcome vaginal dryness, heighten the female libido, massage hypersensitive skin and assist in virility issues AS WELL as making sex that much more fun.
Adult toys come in all shapes, sizes and colours, but we recently took stock of a new collection of vibrators designed not only to be functional, but to be beautiful. Tickler are so confident in the aesthetics of their new range that each of their vibes comes with its own display stand. Are you daring enough to have one (or all) of these vibes standing pride of place on your bedside table? I think I might be!
I don't know about you, but my wallet starts to feel a little lighter at this time of year. The first hint of sunshine and I'm planning my entire year around seeing more of it. I get home from work on pay day and the searing heat and yellow light hitting my favourite seat has me high on anticipation for the summer, out comes the laptop and BAM! I've spent HOW MUCH?
Day two of the General Erection Campaign and Nick Clegg has consolidated his position as the party leader you'd most like to have sex with.
The Lib Dem leader has a 45% share of the bedroom vote, with David Cameron (30%) inching further ahead of Gordon Brown, who's back in third on 24%.
Cast your vote for which of the party leaders you'd most like (or least dislike) to have sex with by buying our special General Erection Love Ring for just 25p - normal price, £1.99!