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  1. One of the most frequently voiced dilemas when it comes to public kink is 'What do I wear to a fetish club?'

    This year Marcus T and I joined forces to photograph the best outfits of October 2010.

    Halloween draws close, and thankfully you've been having more howling orgasms than horrifying experiences. Read on to find out what has been causing so many little deaths in your sex toy reviews

    This week's sex toy review round up

    Tantus Bend Over Intermediate Vibrating Dildo and Harness Kit

    Taking the Tantus Bend Over Intermediate Vibrating Dildo and Harness Kit firmly in hand, SlipperyWhenWet finally got the beast to behave. "After a shake and a few flicks and the threat to send it back to LH it seems to be behaving for now - I can’t judge it too harshly though - sometimes it takes a shake and a few flicks to get my manhood going (though I don’t know who I’d threaten to send that back to!)… " Read the review.

    Lovehoney 7 Function Magic Bullet 2.0 Mini Waterproof Vibrator

    In White Wolf we discover an intergalactic explorer. Sending his lover to new heights with the Lovehoney 7 Function Magic Bullet 2.0 Mini Waterproof Vibrator, "She says that usually when she cums she travels to Saturn or Jupiter watching stars explode but with this she went to a totally different universe in less than a minute!" Read the review.

    Lovehoney Aquagasm Realistic Waterproof Vibrator

    MrsP saw the sale price and couldn't resist the Lovehoney Aquagasm Realistic Waterproof Vibrator, despite some misgivings! "The thought of playing with something that looks like another mans cock didn't appeal to me or my husband, but I actually think it's tasteful and non-threatening and I think I will enjoy using this with my husband." Read the review.

    Super Flexi Waterproof Rabbit Vibrator

    Enjoying the pleasures of the Super Flexi Waterproof Rabbit Vibrator, freefall gives us an insight into the workings of the vibrator, and her personality too. "It goes from "ooh that tickles" to "Oh My God", which is so much better than having preset speeds if you're a bit of a control freak." Read the review.

    Lelo Nea Luxury Rechargeable Pebble Vibrator

    Eloquent Valentina describes the Lelo Nea Luxury Rechargeable Pebble Vibrator with the misty-eyed affection of new love. "It sits so perfectly in the palm of your hand, it reminded me of a smooth polished pebble, the kind you pick up at the beach. The black version is so beautiful, it looks like its been dipped in black lacquer" Read the review.

    Whether you've been thrilled or terrified by your sex toys, let everyone know about it and add a new review.

    This Halloween we're pitting the vampires against the werewolves in the sexy supernatural stakes, and out of two long lists you chose your favourites.

    Kate Beckinsale (Underworld) won out for the sexy vampires, while we can announce that Taylor Lautner (Twilight) savaged the rest of the competition and is your sexiest werewolf.

    From today, we're pitting the winning sexiest vampire against the sexiest werewolf - just in time for a Halloween showdown. Who will be your supernatural sex champion? Vote on the poll - you decide!

    There are moments in my life where I count my blessings and last night, my Pollyanna moment was being glad for my sex. Having just introduced my boyfriend to the parents, I was staring rather lustfully at Cheryl Cole as she gyrated her… everything in some sexy-as-Hell strapped stockings.

    Proving once again that only good can come from celebrities getting on the fetish fashion kick, I have to give props to the men in the room for exercising some excellent physical restraint, or at least hiding their excitement well. If you missed Cheryl's ensemble, check out today's Metro for a good gander.

    If you fancy recreating Cheryl's sexy look yourself, read on to see Lovehoney's range of look-a-like leg wear.

    A flurry of superb sexy toy reviews have been landing at Lovehoney in the past week - and nearly all of them from very happy and fulfilled people! We're always pleased to have such great feedback and when you pair it with funny and clever writing, it makes us all warm and fuzzy here at Lovehoney HQ.

    This week's sex toy review round up

    Sliquid Organics Natural Warming Lubricant 125ml

    Kicking the tingles off was Tjejen with a review of Sliquid Organics Natural Warming Lubricant 125ml. "It did something all right, because afterwards my nether regions were tingling with afterglow. It felt great – I think I am going to become addicted to this stuff." Read the review.

    Sinclair Institute Select Crystal G CyberGlass Dildo

    Pyjamaparty had found a "new friend for life (or certainly many years!)" in the Sinclair Institute Select Crystal G CyberGlass Dildo. But what's this sad face we see, and why? "I have to leave it behind when I go to work :(" Read the review.

    Tracey Cox Supersex Love Lube 100mlWe welcomed back flamingdiceto the fold, who reviewed the Tracey Cox Supersex Love Lube 100mland managed to slide in a little pun (see what I did there…?). "For us men who lack a foreskin, this provides a lovely slick feeling when you're doing a bit of D.I.Y. (though I don't recommend using it to put shelves up with…)" Read the review.

    DevineToys Lockable Sex Toy Play Chest

    Getting all Gollum-like was Tupperwareheartwith her brand new DevineToys Lockable Sex Toy Play Chest. "OK yes, I did caress the chest when I first got it, rocking back and forth whispering “My preeecious” as I stroked it. It’s THAT pretty." Read the review.

    Liquorice Willies

    So it was BashfulBabe with the incredible one-liner this week in her review of Liquorice Willies. "My only complaint is that my daughter decided she liked them, too, and not only stole half the box, but was very upset that I wouldn't put a handful in her lunchbox." Read the review.

    Whether you've been feeling warm and fuzzy about your recent purchases, or whether it wasn't quite to your liking, let everyone know about it and add a new review.

    Ecksvie is a bi-curious female, going steady with a boyfriend (although looking for a girlfriend as well!)

    Sex toys are important to me because they’re so much more than a quick and easy way to get off! They’re a great way of exploring your partner and discovering what works for you and reaching places that fingers and… erm… other appendages can’t reach! Sex toys give you so many options to pleasure your partner, as well as making it so much easier to pleasure yourself.

    I often hear talk from those I like to call the “unenlightened” who believe that if you have a partner you don’t need sex toys, but nothing could be further from the truth. My sex life has improved several times over since I started using toys, and my boyfriend uses them on me more than I use them myself! Having a fulfilling sex life features on the priority list of many couples, so why is it acceptable to pleasure yourself or your partner in one way but not in another? There’s only so far you can go with bodies alone, and there’s no reason to restrict yourself in that way.

    The countdown is on for the season to be spooked and Lovehoney is fully prepared to let you dazzle, cast spells and seduce this Halloween in our fantastic range of sexy costumes and accessories.

    Will you be tricking or treating this Halloween? There will certainly be a lot of treating once you have checked out our new range of wickedly sexy witch costumes, bone-shaking skeleton outfits and devilishly naughty devil ensembles.

    Oh yes, in true Lovehoney style, we have really gone to a town called Spooksville this year and this is what we have got to show for it:

    Eerily Fantastic Costumes

    Dreamgirl Hocus Pocus Witch CostumeWill you be casting spells when wearing this delectable Dreamgirl Hocus Pocus Witch Costume? This sexy witch outfit allows you to wear the dress in 6 different ways - from halter to strapless, each look is uniquely sexy and perfectly customisable to your spooky desires.

    Fever Skeleton Strapless Tutu DressPerhaps you'll be rattling a few bones in this Fever Skeleton Strapless Tutu Dress? By donning this sexy tube dress with a bouncy tutu skirt, you are sure to have knees knocking, bones shaking and teeth chattering with lust!

    Dreamgirl Reversible Angel / Devil CostumeOr bewitching everyone by switching between a devil and angel in this Dreamgirl Reversible Angel/Devil Costume? This 8-piece reversible costume lets you choose whether you want to be naughty or nice and comes with a whole host of accessories including devil horns, halo, name badge and diamante wand!

    Scary Accessories

    Music Legs Long and Sheer Spider Web GlovesAccessories are key to adding that extra touch of spooky glamour and sex appeal to a Halloween costume, whether it's a pair of Music Legs Spiderweb Suspender Stockings, Glittery Devil Horn Hair Clips or Mini Top Hat with Netting - there will be something for every outfit!

    Spookalicious Toys

    Death By Orgasm Mummy 3 Speed Bullet VibratorSo you have got the look and have accessorised it to perfection - but there is just one thing missing! Why not treat yourself to a little Death by Orgasm with Lovehoney's gothic-inspired range of sex toys?

    Let them crawl out of their coffins and treat you to a range of hauntingly pleasurable vibrations - whether it is the bullet vibrators or vibrating cock rings you decide to unleash. Click Here to view the full range.

    Sexy Halloween Costumes, Toys and Gifts

    To view our full range of hauntingly sexy costumes, spine-chillingly pleasurable toys and spookily fantastic accessories for Halloween 2010, Click Here

    It's back to basics this week, with trusty lubes and bullet vibrators proving their worth and getting some great sex toy reviews. A chance this week to step back from all-singing, all-dancing contraptions and take stock of some bedroom staples.

    This week's sex toy review round up

    Maximus Anal Lubricant 250ml

    First up this week is LokiDay, who joined the ranks of "smug post-coital reviewer" of Maximus Anal Lubricant 250ml. The trusty lube had terrific staying power, outlasting the relationship and finding a place in LokiDay's heart. "When the friend-with-benefits turned out to be a friend-with-boundary-issues I ditched the bloke and kept the lube. Never had a regret." Read the review.

    Tracey Cox Supersex Love Lube 100ml

    Another happy customer, Albeit needs look no further after having bought the Tracey Cox Supersex Love Lube 100ml. Educating us all, Albeit lets us know that there is a technical term for the sticky residue that lesser lubes leave: "glop". Read the review.

    Ammunition RO-80mm Bullet Vibrator

    New uni student DeQuincey243 must have shocked the postman as she grabbed her package containing the Ammunition RO-80mm Bullet Vibrator out of his hands. Afterwards, we reckon she may have left her housemates wondering what the thumping was as, "it brought me to my knees - I fell off the bed!" Read the review.

    Mini One-Touch Wireless Bullet Vibrator

    AbsintheFaerieis a self-proclaimed sex toy expert, "chances are I'd been there and wet the sheets." But she found the Mini One-Touch Wireless Bullet Vibratora great toy for, "people who have drawers upon drawers of complicated devices and perhaps want to get back to basics."Read the review.

    G World Gorgeous Criss Cross Ribbon Body Set

    And now for something different with Mayme's review of the G World Gorgeous Criss Cross Ribbon Body Set. Prepare yourselves, this one is certainly pant-stirring, "He sucked, rubbed, licked and nibbled me into a frenzy through the fabric… In the end I was begging him to rip it off!" Read the review.

    Whether you've been trying toys with bells and whistles or have gone back to basics, let everyone know about it and add a new review.

    Has it really been a whole week since the last sex toy reviews round up? Even though the week has flown by, you've managed to pack the orgasmic experiences in and report back with vim and vigour.

    So what has been turning great sex into the "corr-blimey-hell-yeah-woocha" variety? And what's "not for use with windows open"? Read on…

    This week's sex toy review round up

    Evolved Fleur De Lis Pure Waterproof Vibrator

    The beautifully thick Evolved Fleur De Lis Pure Waterproof Vibrator brought such pleasure to suze09 that she declares: "This is not for use with windows open (neighbour was watering his plants!)." Unfortunately, it was the vibe making most of the noise. Read the review here.

    Mini Flower Power Body Balm Orgasm Enhancer

    The ever-popular, and delightfully gentle Mini Flower Power Body Balm Orgasm Enhancer won over another fan in Rowan who notes that "'Tingle' to many companies (that shall remain nameless) seems to translate as 'burns like the fire of a thousand suns'. Not this." Read the review here.

    Love Light Glow In The Dark Condoms

    A flurry of first reviews was submitted by new member timid-adventurer, who shed some light on their sex life with the Love Light Glow In The Dark Condoms that "make any man's member look pretty impressive… and a little bit like a sexual light saber." Mmmmnaummnnnmmm. Read the review here.

    Monogamy: A Hot Affair Game

    It wasn't a sex toy that made MrsP turn "great sex into corr-blimey-hell-yeah-woocha sex!" - it was the Monogamy: A Hot Affair Game. If you're looking to regain lost spice, have a go and see what it can do! Read the review here.

    Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock Classic Dildo 8 Inch

    A great one-liner from telemachus on the "frack-tastic" Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock Classic Dildo 8 Inch. "It looks on the website like some sort of mutant purple crayon from outer space." But, thankfully, feels a darn sight better. Read the review here.

    If you've had out-of-this-world orgasmic times, let everyone know and add a new review.

    Cillit Bang, hippies and caravans have managed to make their way into your sex toy reviews this week - not forgetting, of course, the live-eel wannabe.

    "This is insane, seriously." Says one reviewer, and we can only agree! Read on to find out what's been going on in bedrooms (and caravans) across the country.

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