• F-f-f-f-f-freezing temperatures outside, but red hot bedrooms across the country (judging by this week's sex toy reviews at least). The was one reviewer left cold though, but who? Read on to find out.

    This week's sex toy review round up

    Monkey Spanker Male Masturbator

    We loved Old hetro's review of the Monkey Spanker Male Masturbator and the re-invigorated sex life he's been enjoying. "I have been able to stir the chap from its slumber to an aroused and wanton hardness." Read the review.

    Durex Play Very Cherry Lubricant 50ml

    A hot contender for the title's one-liner this week was Sammy C in a review of Durex Play Very Cherry Lubricant 50ml. "Very easy to use, if you're not a moron. Pump it until liquid comes out. Sound familiar?" Why, now that you mention it it does! Read the review.

    Super Xtreme Scorpion Vibrating Ring with Dual Stinger Anal Vibrator

    It was lickmadick who was left cold by the catchily-and-not-at-all-cumbersomely-named Super Xtreme Scorpion Vibrating Ring with Dual Stinger Anal Vibrator which is apparently "as good as sticking a pen where the sun don't shine… " Ouch. Read the review.

    Big Daddy's Cock Ring

    NakedAce provides the cryptic one-liner this week, taken from his review of the Big Daddy's Cock Ring "I must say, it was on tight and I was [insert Ashford & Simpson lyrics here] for ages." Did you have to google it? We did and then sang along to the full song on YouTube. Read the review.

    Lelo Sutra Chainlink Cuffs

    Getting down, but not too dirty was tigerlilies with her Lelo Sutra Chainlink Cuffs. "Only a company from a sexually liberated county like Sweden would advise ‘Dry Clean Only’ for bondage gear, so with that in mind, don’t take them to a sploshing party." Read the review.

    It's set to be a chilly weekend across the country, so time to hunker down and get some testing underway. Let everyone know how it went and add a new review.

    A wildly wet and windy week has kept you indoors with a host of sexy gadgetry to keep you occupied. But what were the hits and misses this week in your sex toy reviews? Read on to find out.

    This week's sex toy review round up

    Amorous Large 10 Function Remote Control Love Egg

    MsEllie gave use the blog title's one-liner this week when reviewing the less than discreet Amorous Large 10 Function Remote Control Love Egg. "My husband imagined that having to run across the room and point the remote up my skirt rather destroyed the mystique of this product." Read the review.

    Rends R-1 Controller with USB Vibrating Egg Bullet

    High praise indeed for the Rends R-1 Controller with USB Vibrating Egg Bullet. With a reputation for power, it certainly lived up to the hype according to Lady Glory."If your old bullet/egg or the clit stim on your rabbit just doesn't do it for you anymore, then this WILL." Read the review.

    SI-X Type R Realistic Male Masturbator

    Joystick found a unique positive for the SI-X Type R Realistic Male Masturbator. Mainly that it isn't one of "those big torso models which just freak me out as it looks like you dismembered someone's crotch area! " Read the review.

    MTX Auto Robotic Mouth Blow Job Masturbator

    Stepping into the unknown was 007sex, trying the MTX Auto Robotic Mouth Blow Job Masturbator. Was this motorised gadgetry worthy of James Bond? "It basically felt like rubbing a bag of ball bearings up and down your penis." We'll take that as a 'no' then. Read the review.

    Whether your toy has been a high-tech delight or a defunct loser, let everyone know about it and add a new review.

    Lelo Insignia Waterproof Vibrators

    Renowned for an advanced range of rechargeable luxury sex toys, Lelo have now launched a range of waterproof vibrators so you can enjoy a more relaxing bath or stimulating shower. The new Insignia range consists of Alia (a versatile clitoral vibrator), Isla (an elegant mid-sized vibrator) and Soraya (a dual action vibrator with external stimulator).

    Each has a finger loop incorporated into the design, making them easy to hold on to underwater. Like all other Lelo vibrators, the Insignia range is rechargeable and a 2-hour charge provides approximately 4 hours of play.

    Lelo always deliver gratifying pleasure objects served in luxurious packaging that make an ideal treat for your lover (or yourself) and the new waterproof Insignia range is no exception.

    This week's crazy, windy weather has certainly been whipping you all into a frenzy. This week's sex toy reviews being particularly whacky and very amusing!

    This week's sex toy review round up

    Fetish Fantasy Sex Swing

    Giving us the giggles first this week was Gigi44 and her review of the Fetish Fantasy Sex Swing. "The funniest part for a single woman when setting up a sex swing? Who to ask to hang the hook up, and what to tell your teenage sons about the hook suddenly hanging from the living room ceiling!" It gets even better - read the review.

    Jaguar Vibrating Cock Ring with Enhancer Beads

    Loopallu didn't get on with the Jaguar Vibrating Cock Ring with Enhancer Beads, but described the experience with hilarity. "Quite honestly, it was like trying to wrestle seven steroid-pumping, disobedient, jelly polos onto a rolling pin… The best thing I can say about the Jaguar is that it gives a satisfying thud when it's slung at the wall." Read the review.

    10 Function Stimulating G-Spot Wand Vibrator

    This week roaminghands found a new top toy in the 10 Function Stimulating G-Spot Wand Vibrator. "Definitely my new favourite vibe, thrashing my waterproof bunny out of the water and relegating it back to its warren." Poor bunny, but just why was the G-Spot Wand so good? Read the review.

    The Persian Girl

    Teaching us a new word this week was englishrose in her review of erotic novel The Persian Girl. At one point there's a "possibly blasphemous incidence of agalmatophilia where a young female captive pleasures herself on a god's statue." But if statue-loving isn't your thing, don't worry as, "there really is something for every taste here." Read the review.

    Tracey Cox Supersex Stroker

    Mr.E is the writer of today's glorious one-liner - after giving the Tracey Cox Supersex Stroker a very thorough testing. "Without 'beating' around the bush, it's been tested 4 times already." Read the review.

    Whether you've been smirking with pleasure or laughing at a sex toy let-down, let everyone know about it and add a new review.

    Lelo never fail to deliver gratifying pleasure objects served in luxurious packaging. From the moment you lay your eyes on the exquisitely-designed boxes and caress the ergonomic lines of their intimate collection, you know that they will satisfy with all the sensuality they promise. Renowned for an advanced range of luxury sex toys, Lelo have recently applied their expertise to personal lubrication, bedroom accessories and sensual massage.

    Lelo's Flickering Touch Massage Oils, available in Balsam Fir & Bergamot, Fresh Lily & Musk or Spicy Clove & Amber, wowed us with perfect presentation. With each oil containing flakes of 24 carat gold, they would make an opulent gift for a lover or set the scene for a special weekend away.

    But what do they feel like? And what do the fragrances smell like?

    Will you be seeing fireworks tonight? Our sex toy reviewers this week have definitely been reporting on many sensual evenings going with a bang!

    This week's sex toy review round up

    Afterglow Massage Candle Bourbon

    Testing out the utterly indulgent Jimmyjane Afterglow Massage Candle Bourbon, Mr Monster gave a review packed with alluring adjectives. "It brushed onto Mrs M's skin, soft and silky, and that's when the Bourbon scent rolled over us; smoky, sultry, spicy, heavy, heady and exotic." Read the review.

    Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit Aquagasm Waterproof Vibrator

    Pleasure came in (rabbit) leaps and bounds for Mandy who found the Lovehoney Jessica Rabbit Aquagasm Waterproof Vibrator had an unexpected temporary side effect. "I was more than impressed (in fact I was temporarily paralysed hehe) just by the vibrator." Read the review.

    Bondage Boutique Luxury Leather and Rubber Ball Gag

    Adoring the Bondage Boutique Luxury Leather and Rubber Ball Gag this week was BashfulBabe. In fact, the whole range seems to have pleased her. "All the Bondage Boutique leather stuff seems to have that delicious smell about it, and is usually the perfect balance of durable and soft." Read the review.

    Bondage Boutique Luxury Leather and Rubber Ball Gag

    You're not seeing double - there was another fan of the Bondage Boutique Luxury Leather and Rubber Ball Gag in KittyKat007. "The ball was a little unforgiving and felt huge at first but after your mouth gets used to it you barely notice the size or hardness of it. Chances are you’re too preoccupied with the size and hardness of something else in the room!" Read the review.

    Lovehoney Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator

    OK, missorgasm, we agree that the Lovehoney Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator looks like nothing else and that your description of it as "a futuristic tape dispenser" is not far off! But did it please? Oh yes! "It took nearer 30 minutes than three, but my God, it was long, slow, sensual, and 'O' so satisfying." Read the review.

    Whether you've been seeing sparks or seeing red because of your sex toys, let everyone know about it and add a new review.

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    One of the most frequently voiced dilemas when it comes to public kink is 'What do I wear to a fetish club?'

    This year Marcus T and I joined forces to photograph the best outfits of October 2010.

    Halloween draws close, and thankfully you've been having more howling orgasms than horrifying experiences. Read on to find out what has been causing so many little deaths in your sex toy reviews

    This week's sex toy review round up

    Tantus Bend Over Intermediate Vibrating Dildo and Harness Kit

    Taking the Tantus Bend Over Intermediate Vibrating Dildo and Harness Kit firmly in hand, SlipperyWhenWet finally got the beast to behave. "After a shake and a few flicks and the threat to send it back to LH it seems to be behaving for now - I can’t judge it too harshly though - sometimes it takes a shake and a few flicks to get my manhood going (though I don’t know who I’d threaten to send that back to!)… " Read the review.

    Lovehoney 7 Function Magic Bullet 2.0 Mini Waterproof Vibrator

    In White Wolf we discover an intergalactic explorer. Sending his lover to new heights with the Lovehoney 7 Function Magic Bullet 2.0 Mini Waterproof Vibrator, "She says that usually when she cums she travels to Saturn or Jupiter watching stars explode but with this she went to a totally different universe in less than a minute!" Read the review.

    Lovehoney Aquagasm Realistic Waterproof Vibrator

    MrsP saw the sale price and couldn't resist the Lovehoney Aquagasm Realistic Waterproof Vibrator, despite some misgivings! "The thought of playing with something that looks like another mans cock didn't appeal to me or my husband, but I actually think it's tasteful and non-threatening and I think I will enjoy using this with my husband." Read the review.

    Super Flexi Waterproof Rabbit Vibrator

    Enjoying the pleasures of the Super Flexi Waterproof Rabbit Vibrator, freefall gives us an insight into the workings of the vibrator, and her personality too. "It goes from "ooh that tickles" to "Oh My God", which is so much better than having preset speeds if you're a bit of a control freak." Read the review.

    Lelo Nea Luxury Rechargeable Pebble Vibrator

    Eloquent Valentina describes the Lelo Nea Luxury Rechargeable Pebble Vibrator with the misty-eyed affection of new love. "It sits so perfectly in the palm of your hand, it reminded me of a smooth polished pebble, the kind you pick up at the beach. The black version is so beautiful, it looks like its been dipped in black lacquer" Read the review.

    Whether you've been thrilled or terrified by your sex toys, let everyone know about it and add a new review.

    This Halloween we're pitting the vampires against the werewolves in the sexy supernatural stakes, and out of two long lists you chose your favourites.

    Kate Beckinsale (Underworld) won out for the sexy vampires, while we can announce that Taylor Lautner (Twilight) savaged the rest of the competition and is your sexiest werewolf.

    From today, we're pitting the winning sexiest vampire against the sexiest werewolf - just in time for a Halloween showdown. Who will be your supernatural sex champion? Vote on the poll - you decide!

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