• As the clock strikes 12 you'll be faced with the same tiresome choices of New Year's resolutions that are admittedly done with a certain amount of lack-lustre intent and will inevitably be broken as soon as the January depression kicks in.

    So why not set yourself on a different path for 2011 and invest in some changes that will improve your sex life and relationship? While everyone else will be suffering with their gruelling detox diets, you'll be kick-starting 2011 with sex-fuelled promise upon reading Lovehoney's Top Sex Resolutions.

    New Year, New Sex! (But get your sex toy bargains while the sale is on)

    I bet that you've got your new year resolutions all planned out, but hopefully you haven't forgotten to include your sex life in your list of things to improve in the coming year. Salegasm! has arrived just in time for you to pick up some incredible bargains that will propel your sex life into the next decade with a seriously satisfying BANG!

    You may be happy and satisfied with your sexual routines, knowing that they're dead certs for sexual satisfaction, but there's a whole world of pleasure out there to experience. If you've never been adventurous with anal or liberal with lube and you're cautious about couple's toys, now is the time to try new things. Spark your own sexual revolution today with the hottest bargains in town from Salegasm!

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    From Boxing Day to New Year's Eve, three of our best-selling Fleshlights Girls will be on sale for just £45 each (regular price £62.99). Cheaper still are four of the best Ice Fleshlights, which are just £40 during the same period.

    Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring… not even a Mantric Mouse. (As if!) It's Christmas Eve, so this week's sex toy reviews round-up is taking a totally festive twist, with some seriously sexy Christmas costumes.

    This week's sex toy review round up

    Sexy Santa Christmas Robe

    First up is the rather snuggly Sexy Santa Christmas Robe. Reviewed by two Lovehoney Forum members who sing its cuddly praises, wearing this is a great way to get a Christmas morning kiss under the mistletoe! Read Wizzie86's review and read masterandslave's review.

    The Night Before Christmas BikiniA fantastic freebie with Christmas costumes in 2010 was The Night Before Christmas Bikini, again reviewed by masterandslave and Wizzie86. It seems it certainly got the seal of approval as, "my boyfriend's eyes nearly popped out of his head when he first saw me in this".

    Christmas Sweetheart Costume

    So popular it has now sold out, the Christmas Sweetheart Costume received a glowing review from mish1611. We loved the idea that you could wear the sexy cropped jacket to instantly add festive cheer to any outfit! Read the review.

    Temptress Long Gloves

    Because it's all about the accessories, juiceelucee reviewed the luxurious Temptress Long Gloves. "Great for adding to sexy outfits and stripteases!" Why not add to any other Christmas outfit for the complete look? Read the review.

    Naughty Knot Sexy Body Bow

    All across the country, people will be waking up tomorrow to their partner dressed in the Naughty Knot Sexy Body Bow. As smileyy_b points out in her review, giving yourself for Christmas is a brilliant gift. Read the review.

    Are you expecting some seriously sexy Christmas presents? If so, let everyone know how you got on with your sparkly new toys by adding a new review.

    Everything feels tighter this time of year. Jeans, purse strings, your lover's generosity…. Jees, the festive season's only just coming to an end, do we have to go on an anti-climatic love spiral just yet? Yes, I accept that we've already been overly indulgent and will continue to be so over the festive period but the end of the fun doesn't have to hone into view just yet.

    There's nothing like all of that unadulterated time spent together to give you the yearning for something new and exciting. No offence intended, you're still wanted, but how about mixing it up a bit in preparation for 2011?

    I've been having a nose through the bondage section of our Salegasm! site to pick out some of the best in cut-price BDSM gear (it's not just you customers that go mad for our sales, you know!). They say that you should start the new year as you mean to go on, so if you're game for hotter things this coming year, get experimenting…

    Ready to grab a bargain in Lovehoney's Salegasm!? To help you choose, we've collected together the top-rated toys from Doc Johnson, as reviewed by Lovehoney customers. Get ready to uncover some total bargains and mega orgasmic pleasure!

    It's been a surprising week of lust, monsters and arresting developments in your sex toy reviews this week. But what exactly were the hits and misses, and what bad behaviour would warrant a restraining order? Read on to find out.

    This week's sex toy review round up

    Tracey Cox Supersex Stroker

    Enjoying the classic Tracey Cox Supersex Stroker was Satoshi who found that a little bit of lube made for a magic combination. "Add a tiny bit of silicone lube in a wet setting however and this stroker turns into a shower monster!" Read the review.

    Total Ecstasy Triple Stimulator Rabbit Vibrator

    Something's been troubling the randy rabbit, who reviewed the Total Ecstasy Triple Stimulator Rabbit Vibrator. "The box size alone gave me palpitations." But how did the rabbit perform in the end? Read the review.

    Bathmate Goliath Hydrotherapy Penis Pump

    Providing an entertaining insight to the Bathmate Goliath Hydrotherapy Penis Pump was jamsmeister who soon found out that "My schlong is more like a power wanger of passion!" Read the review.

    Lust Dust Triple Pack with Brush

    Writing an excellent, sex boffin review of the Lust Dust Triple Pack with Brush was toycar69. "This works best on a slightly moist surface. One word of warning though: the first moist surface that comes to mind is probably not a good idea, as this stuff is basically sugar." Read the review.

    Wild Orchid 10 Speed Motion Sensor Massager

    Englishrose pointed out the message of the Wild Orchid 10 Speed Motion Sensor Massager's packaging, which could lead to a spell in prison. "I don't however, recommend following the box's recommendation: "Touch a secret partner just close by…" That sort of thing is liable to get you arrested and slapped with a restraining order…" Read the review.

    Got some free time this weekend? Or need to relax after some hectic Christmas shopping? Why not test out some sex toys and let everyone know how it went by adding a new review.

    Meet Kenneth - The 9 Inch Peep Show Dildo

    Much hilarity in last Friday's Peep Show when hapless lothario Mark tried to make up for his lack of prowess in the bedroom by introducing a dildo called "Kenneth" into a tentative romantic liaison with Dobby.

    Readily identifiable by dildo connoisseurs at Lovehoney as a Doc Johnson Classic Dong, the veiny beast spent the episode languishing in Mark's pants and socks drawer, deployment in his sex tryst postponed by the death of Dobby's ex's mum.

    Mark described the dildo as being 9 inches long, but we're not sure that Doc Johnson does a balls-free non-suction-cup dong in 9 inches. 8 inches, yes, 10 inches, yes. But 9 inches? We don't think so.

    Perhaps Mark was referring to the insertable length. He could be a connoisseur after all.

    Oh, and guys, if you're thinking about introducing a sex toy into the bedroom for the first time, maybe try something a little smaller to start with.

    It's been a crazily busy week, with huge numbers of sex toy reviews being submitted. Are you all tucking into your Christmas stocking early, by any chance?

    This week's sex toy review round up

    Doc Johnson Sasha Grey Pocket Pussy

    Kicking proceedings off this week is toycar69 who reviewed the Doc Johnson Sasha Grey Pocket Pussy. Girls, look away now (or prepare to wince) as "it's now starting to look a little worse for wear around the entrance: poor little Sasha now has a perineal tear." Read the review.

    Aurora illuminating Quiet and Smooth Massager

    A triangulated Christmas present with a difference, Tupperwareheart gives us the lowdown on the Aurora illuminating Quiet and Smooth Massager. "Unless you’ve dated someone who has a toblerone in their pants, the Aurora will be a completely new sensation." Read the review.

    Tracey Cox Supersex Sensation Stroker

    Nattily-named Giraffe tongue inadvertently lets slip his favourite James Bond-esque spying technique in his review of the Tracey Cox Supersex Sensation Stroker. "Make sure that no one is holding a glass to the wall next door…" Read the review.

    S-E-X Dice Game

    Reviewing a counter and dice game the (S-E-X Dice Game) was the aptly named chipNroll. Making a fantastic point about erotic games she says, "nobody wants their brain to be their hardest working organ during a sex game." So did it hit the mark? Read the review.

    His and Hers Vibrating Rocket and Ring Kit

    It was vintagefree who gave us the one-liner of the week in their review of the His and Hers Vibrating Rocket and Ring Kit."Grab on to your knickers girls, and get ready to yank them off!" Seems like this kit was an instant hit! Read the review.

    Have you treated yourself to some early Christmas presents? Let everyone know how you got on with your sparkly new toys by adding a new review.

    A week of refined and nostalgic sex toy reviews this week, with Victorian harlots, Mary Poppins and the Three Tenors getting a look in. Never fear though, there's plenty of sexy time satisfaction among the highbrow references.

    This week's sex toy review round up

    Sweet Streak Underbust Waspie

    MsEllie got herself laced tightly into the Sweet Streak Underbust Waspie and reports that "I had to hang on to the bedpost as hubby heaved and wrenched, pulling me in with every tug. Getting dressed to go out has never been so erotic!" How did she feel? "Like some Victorian harlot." Oh, how you do send us into paroxysms MsEllie! Read the review.

    Lovehoney Magic Mini Rabbit Vibrator

    Bringing exquisite pleasure to LovelyLady was the Lovehoney Magic Mini Rabbit Vibrator. "As a single lady, I haven't quite had a reason to raise my voice in the bedroom but this mini rabbit had me singing like one of the tenors!" With this waterproof vibrator, singing in the shower has never been so pleasurable. Read the review.

    Lovehoney Silencer 2.0 Whisper Quiet Waterproof Vibrator

    Keeping it quiet was Ecksvie who enjoyed the Lovehoney Silencer 2.0 Whisper Quiet Waterproof Vibrator this week. She gives us our one-liner this week, with the conclusion that this super-quiet vibrator is, "the Mary Poppins of toys – practically perfect in every way!" Read the review.

    Lover's Choice 52 Sex Positions Cards

    There were contortions aplenty in Mad4Sex's bedroom as he and his partner gave the Lover's Choice 52 Sex Positions Cards a thorough testing. Unfortunately, some of the positions were a little ambitious and destined for the, "you're having a laugh, only try this if you are built like an olympic gymast or wish to end up in traction" pile. Read the review.

    Vibrating Silicone Cock Ring

    Buttercup.'s experience with the Vibrating Silicone Cock Ring was clearly a revelation - in more ways than one. She tells us that "I leave it at my boyfriend's house, and soon worked out that he was using it alone!" We love it when a toy is a hit for both partners! Read the review.

    Got some free time this weekend? Or need to relax after some hectic Christmas shopping? Why not test out some sex toys and let everyone know how it went by adding a new review.

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