The new and psychedelic range of Shag Factory sex toys has arrived on the love bus and we're getting seriously good vibrations. Yeah baby! Austin Powers would be suitably impressed with the colourful and totally shagadelic range of skin-safe bullet vibrators, vibrating cock rings and batteries in 60s inspired packaging.
Designed to give your sex life a groovetastic boost, the new far-out Shag Factory toys are a shagtastic victory and to celebrate, we're giving away a free Shag Factory Shag Bag worth £9.99 when you buy any two Shag Factory products. May the shagathon commence! Shall we shag now or shag later?
Join in with the feel-good loving and jump on board our love wagon by finding out what your Sexy Spy Name is with the Shag Factory love-powered Sexy Spy Name Generator. Join Lola Lovealot, Hella Fannyhole and Justin Tinkle, and share your hilarious new sexy spy name with your friends.
The latest woman to be won over by the Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator is pornographic actress Kayden Kross, seen here at the Adult Entertainment Expo talking to Lovehoney's crazy sex toy scientist The Professor. Taking her in hand, the Prof lubed the porn star up and gave her a live demonstration of the Sqweel.
"That's amazing… you're going to put men out of business."
Vanessa was playing host to Ronan Keating and Keith Duffy from Boyzone whose minders kept them a safe distance from the action as Hannah delicately Vajazzled "I Heart Vanessa Show" on her modest model's midriff.
If you've seen the Sqweel, you'll know it's unlike any other sex toy on the market. But did you know there is now a brand new range of accessories available so that you can customise your Sqweel? With vibrator attachements and new tongues to tease and please, the new Sqweel accessories have started to get rave sex toy reviews.
"I thought this was a brilliant idea, and I wasn't disappointed. This rubber sleeve fits over your Sqweel and allows you to slide the vibrator of your choice into the holder, allowing you to experience the joys of both toys without getting your hands caught up with each other (or maybe that's just me…). There's not really a lot to say about the product, except that it does what it says on the tin!"
"Fantastic… Loved how the wavy tongues on each side held my clit in the middle… Started with the Sqweel on the slowest setting which felt really good and the sensation was totally different from anything I've felt before. After a good five, ten minutes on this setting I was turned on so kicked it up a gear putting the Sqweel on fast setting. My clit was throbbing with the amazing sensation!"
"The Pearl is harder than the original, which I personally think improves the feeling - the bumps on the Pearl provide intense bursts of sensation without the tickle. It feels a lot more like oral sex than the original (or at least, it does in my opinion) - or rather, a lot more like the oral I would like to receive: no half-hearted, fleeting licks here, just pure orgasmic sensation."
"I had lubed it up well before hand so it was nice and slippery then put in on my clit in slow speed first for a few minutes, the feeling of the nobbly bits with the thin tongue running along the side was amazing and different… I could only last a minute or two before I had an intense orgasm. An intense but quick orgasm."
Did you know that the Sqweel was the winner of Lovehoney's first ever Design A Sex Toy Competition and has been a huge success for inventor Trevor Murphy? The third Design A Sex Toy Competition has now launched, and if you think you can create a new sex toy to rival the Sqweel then submit your idea today!
Letting us peek into his goodie drawer is risqué blogger Jake Holden who writes one of our favourite sex blogs, Facts and Friction. Jake's a 20-something straight male who writes about university life, sex and his own debauched experiences. Guest blogging for us today, he's recently single and looking forward to getting back into the swing of things…
"I think sex toys (and as a wannabe connoisseur of the slippery stuff, I’m going to include lube in this category) are fantastic because everyone can do with a little bit of a helping hand in the bedroom. Whether it’s a cock ring to keep you hard, intensify your orgasm, and stimulate your partner’s clit while inside her, or a TENGA Flip Hole to give the most intense ever orgasms, there are toys for any taste, any activity and any for single individual or couple. Finding the right ones for you is all part of the fun."
"My sex toy collection is relatively modest, as you can see from the photo above. I’ve only been buying toys for about the last three or four years, the time I have been at university and writing about my sexual experiences there on my blog Facts and Friction. At the moment, the majority of my toys are at my house at university, and some less favourite or bulkier toys like my Fleshlight, older lubes and cock rings that can’t compare with the Lelo Tor are at my old room at my parent’s house."
"With my collection I’ve tried to go for high quality toys based on positive reviews on blogs and Lovehoney, rather than amass a collection of plasticy junk toys that will just waste space. My bank balance has also benefited from the reduced range of toys that are available for men, although I do have my eyes on the somewhat pricey Fun Factory Cobra Libre to be the next addition to my collection."
"I store all my toys inside an IKEA cabinet that’s near my bed. Lubes, condoms, my two bullet vibes and a few constant favourites (the Lelo Bob butt plug, Lelo Tor cock ring) are kept in a top drawer, and bulkier or less frequently used toys (such as my beloved TENGA Flip Hole) are kept in the bottom drawer. I adore silicone lube for its silky, never-drying lubricating properties, but do have to be careful to make sure that the perpetually slippery bottle stays away from my silicone Lelo Bob - if that guy got ‘melted’ by the dreaded silicone lube and silicone toy reaction then I’d be very upset. Sadly departed toys such as my TENGA Soft Air Cushion Onacup and TENGA Egg toys are, unfortunately, currently stored in a landfill somewhere :(."
Gulp! It's been another week of you telling it to us straight in your sex toy reviews - and thank goodness everything seemed to meet your approval.
This week's sex toy review round up
Feeling a pang of adult Twilight fever was author Madeline Moore reviewing her own grown-up vampire thriller Lust at First Bite."In all honesty, false modesty aside, this is the vampire short story collection you really want to read, keep, and read again." Read the review.
Reviewing a Lovehoney favourite, Mewsical gave some excellent tips on how to play the Kama Sutra Foreplay Cards. "The winner of each round was allowed to pick a card at random from the losing player's hand, and whatever the card depicted was acted out immediately." Read the review.
Bodystockings. The great sexual divide of our nation. Whether you've tried them or not, you've probably got an opinion about whether bodystockings are sexy. And once you've fallen into the 'sexy' or 'not sexy' camp, you tend to stay there. But maybe they're worth a re-think?