Merry Christmas everyone!
We hope you're having the happiest, sexiest Christmas ever and that 2012 brings you even more satisfaction.
In what is swiftly becoming Lovehoney tradition, we have some incredible Christmas Day offers, so you can give yourself one extra little treat today.
These spectacular savings on luxury sex toys just don't happen at any other time of the year and are only available while stocks last… hurry!
You need to head on over to the Lovehoney Forum and look for our thread announcing the offers (oh alright, you can also click here to find our secret Christmas Day deals!)
Haven't started your Christmas shopping yet? Only got a few things? Starting to panic? You can still make sure you have a sexy Christmas to remember - and get maximum bang for your buck too.
I have something of a reputation for being a bargain hunter, so I've applied my wily ways to Lovehoney and have found some incredible offers, saving over £100 in some cases!
Introducing the brand new silicone Lovehoney Oh! Rabbits. With 3 designs including Lovehoney Oh! Rabbit Slimline Vibrator for beginners, Realistic for fans of a lifelike feel and a G-spot vibrator with a slightly curved tip, these sculpted, completely waterproof rabbit vibes have been made to cater for individual needs and feature exciting rotating and vibrating functions.
As well as being completely waterproof, each Oh! Rabbit has been made with soft, high-quality silicone and has a quiet-yet-powerful motor to deliver intense sensations with hardly any noise distubrance.
Read on to discover more about Lovehoney's Oh! Rabbit vibrators…
Tease Me is the new, luxuriously sexy range of bedroom bondage products from Lovehoney. Designed to be sensual and seductive, Tease Me products are made from high quality materials including ultra soft satin and leather. Perfect for those who want to spice up their lovemaking routine or those who prefer a more romantic touch to their BDSM play.
With gorgeous purple and black colouring throughout, all Tease Me products come presented in Lovehoney's own gorgeous packing. Tactile and simple to use, each bedroom bondage accessory in the range would make a perfect sexy gift for any lover of tie-up games, sensory play and light bedroom bondage.
Each item in the range is wonderfully luxurious and suitable for bedroom bondage beginners and experienced players to enhance their routine with something more sensual and romantic.
The million dollar offers for Lindsay Lohan's bare bod keep rolling in! Last week the actress-cum-morgue worker reportedly received a $1 million cheque for a full frontal photoshoot for Playboy magazine, and now she's been offered the opportunity to let fans get to know her a little more intimately. TMZ report that leading male sex toy company Fleshlight have approached Lohan to become the latest Fleshlight Girl by taking a mould from the star's nether regions.
If Lohan accepts the offer she'll join Fleshlight Girls Jenna Haze, Riley Steele, Teagen Presley, Tera Patrick, Jesse Jane, Stoya and Misty Stone who all have versions of the world's number 1 selling masturbator cast from their bodies.
Is $1 million a bargain? Overpriced? Who would you like to see become a Fleshlight Girl?
It's not long to go until Halloween and we're holding a huge Scarehouse clearance sale just in time for you to pick up some blood-curdling bargains.
If you haven't sorted your sexy Halloween costume yet, you can grab one from our range at a price so low it's scary!
If you're all set for the big night, then you might want to take a look at our massive reductions on sex toys for men, vibrators, dildos, bondage restraints, sexy lingerie and much, much more.
With up to 75% off and free postage to the UK, this is our biggest Halloween Sale yet!
Stock is flying out of our Scarehouse like a bat out of Hell, so be sure to grab your bargains before you miss out on our ghoulishly-good deals.
Have a sexy time this Halloween and get yourself a Trick or Treat Bundle. Crammed full of delectable treats and spookily satisfying sex toys - all for just £6.66.
Forget bobbing for apples and going door-to-door to get your sugar this year, with this fang-tastic bundle you can whip-up some kinky fun with a liquorice whip, nibble away at some naughty chocolate boobies and cover your lover with some magical lust dust.
After you've enjoyed your delicious treats you can get down to some bedtime fun. Feeling brave? Switch off the lights and get bring yourself to a scream-worthy climax with some of Lovehoney's best selling sex toys.
There's a limited amount of stock, so get yours while you can!
There's one Hitachi product you won't see at the company's trade shows and conventions - its now infamous 'Magic Wand' massager. The Hitachi Magic Wand was originally designed in the 70s as a two-speed muscle massager, but it soon became clear this mains-powered electric vibrator was incredible for intimate, as well as deep-tissue, massage. Renowned as one of the most powerful vibrators ever invented, it quickly made its way into bedrooms the world over and has stayed there ever since, even though Hitachi shy away from promoting or featuring the product.
But in a further blow to the nation's pleasure, the product is now banned in the UK. Without a CE mark to declare it as safe for the European market, trading standards have been searching sex toy warehouses and stopping the sale of the appliance within the entire European Economic Area. So what hope is there now for the country's tight and unsatisfied (love) muscles?
In Lovehoney's continued efforts to bring sexual happiness to the nation, they have designed an improved, totally safe, UK-friendly version of the Magic Wand vibrator. The Lovehoney Classic Magic Wand® Vibrator is now available to soothe and stimulate – and all at a pocket-friendly price of just £49.99. What's great about this wand is that it has a UK plug, meaning it's perfectly designed for totally safe use in the UK with no loss of power. Stylishly designed with a quality build, this toy is a brilliant way to experience the iconic magic wand sex toy for yourself. The Lovehoney Classic Magic Wand® Vibrator delivers intense stimulation to your intimate spots with its range of delectable vibration speeds. Designed to access those hard-to-reach areas with a flexible head, this new legend delivers pleasure on demand.
One reviewer has already delivered her opinion, saying: "I love, love, love this wand and plan to use it until the day it gives up on me, which going by Lovehoney quality means we will be together for a very long time."
The Lovehoney Classic Magic Wand® Vibrator is part of the Lovehoney own-brand range of sex toys. Each new toy in the range comes complete with stylishly designed packaging and includes an instruction leaflet to help you get the most out of your brand new sex toy.
Introducing the new Lelo SenseMotion™ Insignia range. These three innovative sex toys use the highest quality materials and newest technology to bring your sex life into the 21st century. Forget clunky plastic, jelly rubber and wired controls and say LELO to the future of sex with this trio of luxury sex toys.
Lyla, Tiani and Oden have been designed for sharing, with long-range movement-sensitive remote controls. Using SenseMotion™ technology, the remotes that control the vibrators are activated by movement, allowing you to increase or decrease the speed of vibration with just a tilt of the wrist. Holding the remote flat activates the lowest setting while tilting it vertically sends the toy into a high-powered frenzy.
The remote control vibrates in time with the toy, a clever twist that ensures you give your partner the right stimulation at the right time. Even if you’re in a different room to your partner, you’ll be able to feel everything they’re experiencing in the palm of your hand, allowing you to better empathise with their desires and easily fulfil them.
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