The world's gone crazy for jiggle balls, but we reckon everyone should be investing in a pair of Bottle Balls to really get the party going (seriously, check out the reviews - they have to be played with to be believed).
After the party's over, just leave them dangling around as a reminder to CHECK YOUR BALLS.
Usually our ideas for Toy with me Tuesday start with the sex toy - but this time around it started with this old phone. Surely there was a toy that could replace the receiver?
I tried the njoy Pure Wand, but it was too heavy and slid off. I tried the Lelo Smart Wand Medium but it was too short. Then finally, in a Goldilocks moment, I tried the Lelo Smart Wand Large and it was perfect!
It’s that time of the week again! Welcome to Lovehoney’s weekly round up of the best sex-related news on the web.
Erotica author Lily Harlem (winner of the first Lovehoney erotic fiction competition) has just released an exciting new novel called Good Cop, Bad Cop. This new book has been co-authored with the fabulous Natalie Dae and tells the tale of a lady caught between two lovers - both of whom want her cuffed and controlled.
Good Cop, Bad Cop is available to download for free on Amazon this weekend ONLY. Click here to get your free Kindle copy of Good Cop, Bad Cop today (if you're in the US, go here).
If you don't have a Kindle, check out this list of Kindle Apps - so you can still read it!
Here's what else is worth reading this weekend…
In this week's Toy with me Tuesday, we used the Kama Sutra Playing Cards to give a whole new spin on strip poker. Can you name the winning hand?
Just the name 'Ass Berry' was enough to inspire this week's Toy with me Tuesday. Cream, anyone?
Our entry for Toy with me Tuesday this week makes us wonder what other games could be spiced up with handcuffs.