Have you seen a picture of Leonardo Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man? Well, we're going to play a little game based loosely on that diagram. Very, very loosely… In fact, forget I mentioned anything about it.
We sell Shoot Your Own Adult Home Movies, which features all kinds of tips about how to - uh - shoot your own erotic movies. Perhaps if I'd had this book before starting my own ill-fated career in adult cinema, I wouldn't have made the mistakes I did…
Following on from Tracey Cox's 10 Good Reasons To Masturbate, here are six sexy ways to make your masturbating much more erotic. And for those of you yet to try masturbating (what are you waiting for?), these positions are ideal for encouraging you to explore your body and discover what turns you on.
Masturbation is not something to just 'get out of the way'. And it can be a hell of a lot more enjoyable than just using it as a release of pent-up sexual tension. Regular masturbation leading to regular orgasms will actually make it a lot easier for you to orgasm through sex with your lover, which is great news for those of you who normally find it difficult to orgasm through penetrative sex.
Fancy a quick one on the way home from work tonight? There's tons of different ways you can do it, but my favourite is having sex in the passenger seat.
However, there is a reason why so many people enjoy the use of anal sex toys - when done properly, anal play can add a whole new dimension of pleasure to your sex life. Many people are astounding by the new sensations and powerful orgasms they can experience during anal play and anal sex.
Anal sex should never be painful. If it is, slow down or stop completely, and remember that pain is your body's way of letting you know something is wrong. ,
Follow the five easy steps to enjoy anal sex below to ensure your first approach to anal sex is one of the most fulfilling sexual experiences you've ever had.
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What your man eats will affect the taste of his sperm. If he's a clean-living, grass juice-drinking vegan, then hoorah for you – his sperm probably tastes divine. For the rest of us who date beer-swilling, chain-smoking, burger-loving guys who could care less about what their sperm tastes like as long we either a) agree to swallow it b) have it spurted over our face and tits or c) a bit of both.
We all know what doggy style means, but for those of you who don't, it's when the women gets up on all fours and her partner penetrates her pussy from behind. You can even lower your back and boobs so that they're resting on the bed with your bottom arched in the air, providing you and your lover with a greater sense of deep penetration.
Not for lazy girls who like to lie back and let their man do all the work, The Italian Chandelier takes a great deal of upper body strength and relies on a strong set of stomach muscles and lower back prowess.
Get it right, and not only will you look and feel more toned if you do it on a regular basis, but the level of penetration for your man and friction impact upon your pussy is unreal.
My friend's GP advised her that this would happen for some time and that it's only natural considering what her body had been through, but my friend isn't one to hang around waiting for nature to take its course, especially since she and her partner are desperate for a baby.
Like most things in life, the more you do something the better your become at it. But if you're a handjob virgin and want to look like a pro on your first attempt, here's a few tantalizing tips to make your handjob technique perfect…