Ever since I was about 16-years-old, my dreams have generally had some kind of sex theme running through them. But lately, over the past few weeks or so, my dreams seem to revolve around one thing: oral sex. It doesn't matter what kind of dream I'm having – be it a nightmare, a flashback to something that has happened in my life, or a dream in which I've committed a crime or have been late for something (bizarrely, school crops up a lot) – the dream seems to stop half-way through and then it's all about me getting eaten out by whoever is in my dream.
It's totally bizarre, but it's been happening more and more lately. One morning last week I dreamt that I was shoplifting in Liberty's (London) and I remember feeling so scared because the security guard was absolutely huge and was chasing me through the store. I got as far as the fire exit before he dragged me back in and threw me in his office, but it wasn't to call the police. He thrust me down on his desk and started to eat me out vigorously, ripping off my pants with his teeth and using his baton to fuck me. I got so turned on that I woke up and my pussy was streaming with juices.
I don't usually buy Christmas presents for my lovers, but this year I couldn't resist picking up a few of the Good Vibrations Bump And Grind Cock Rings for my close male friends. Ideal for making each of my lover's cocks look bigger and thicker than normal, the Bump And Grind also has a reversible softskin sleeve to make sure their cocks are snug and protected while the ring is in place, acting as a much needed friction barrier.
Christmas may be over, but you never need an excuse to go sex toy shopping, and if you want your lover's penis to feel harder than Superman's biceps then you need to get your hands on the Bump And Grind. The vibrating bullet tucked underneath the Good Vibrations Bump And Grind cock ring will bring your man up to speed in no time, and it will also mean vibrating action for you, too. There's nothing to lose with this cock ring, except a wild orgasm if you don't get one!
I hope Santa has brought all you naughty kittens some sexy goodies for Christmas? I have a few gorgeous treats to play with over the next few days, and Santa even brought me a few items off my Christmas wish list: the Electric Eyezone Massager, the Rock Chick vibrator and the Bubblegum ID Juicy lube. Yummy!
Anyway, I've got a serious amount of champagne to quaff so I'd better get back to disposing of the wrapping paper littering my parents living room. Hey, you didn't expect me not to come home for Christmas did you? I have to say, I am a little disturbed at the thought of two days straight without any sex, but my Rock Chick should get me through quite nicely. And no, my parents didn't buy me any sex toys for Christmas… I told you, Santa did.
BK x x x
I may have been a very naughty, very bad kitty this year, but I still think I deserve some Christmas presents. Yeah, OK, I may have spent most of the year tying people up with silk ties and whipping them with sexy Cat O Nine Tails; I may have spent countless nights sucking guys off and licking girls out;
I may have blown a wad on going on holiday back in the summer and nearly breaking up a relationship with a badly timed threesome, and I may love having a penis in my ass as much as in my wet pussy… Oh, and not to mention my unfaltering lust to test out as many sex toys as possible thanks to those saucy people over at Lovehoney, but essentially I have been a good girl.
My sex drive may be a bit overwhelming for some, and yes I do sometimes think before I act which often gets me into sticky situations (I really do regret that threesome with Sasha and her husband), but it's not as if I've committed any really naughty acts.
So, with that in mind, I've written a small Christmas wish list of things that I'd like you to bring me on Christmas Day if you have the time. And hey, I promise to behave myself if you drop by… I'm not a bad kitty all the time, you know.
Love Bad Kitty x x x
My Christmas Wish List
Benefit Dallas make-up compact
ID Juicy lube in Bubblegum
Soap and Glory Luxury Spa Bath Box
The Rock Chick vibrator
Freya Tinkerbell blackberry padded plungebra and thong set
Smoothshave Intimate Area Shaving Starter Pack
Electric Eyezone Massager
A long weekend at Ess And Emm cottage, purpose built for S and M fun!
One of the most famous - and sexiest - male porn stars of all time, the legend that is Ben Dover spares some of his highly sought after time to discuss all things sex-related. Wanna know which sex toy Ben rates the most? Want to read about his first sexual experience and how he rates himself in bed? Or perhaps you're dying to hear his Top Five Tips for starring in your own porno? If so, read it all here and more!
I have never been on a date with someone I've met through the Internet before, so agreeing to go on a date with a guy I met through myspace seemed reckless and thrilling, which is exactly why I agreed to it. I don't want to name the guy I went out a date with last Wednesday, mainly because it turned out to be a bit of a disaster and I don't want to embarrass him that much, so I'll refer to him only as 'Mr Myspace.'
Because it was a first for me, I thought you guys would enjoy a blow-by-blow diary account of my first ever myspace date; to revel in all my embarrassment, the cheesy one-liners I had to endure and how I wanted to dig a massive hole in the ladies toilets and bury myself there forever. So, here it is; an account of my date in all its glory. Enjoy!
Oh, no! Those wonderful, genius people at iBuzz are being threatened by Field Fisher Waterhouse LLP, a legal firm who represent Apple Computer Inc in intellectual property matters.
Apple believe iBuzz are guilty of copyright infringement regarding certain images used in their advertising campaign.
Check out the full story here: www.ibuzz.co.uk
The Indian Council Of Medical Reseach has just published results from a survey of over 1,000 Indian men about the size of condoms, and the results show the majority of international condom sizes are too big for them.
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How many people have myspace accounts these days? Two million? Three million? While I'm not exactly sure how many myspace users there are out there, I'm proud to say that I'm now officially one of them.
When I first pondered over the idea of setting up my own myspace account – you can visit me at www.myspace.com/badkittysdirtywords – I did question whether I was setting up an account just to fit in with everyone else or whether it was because I genuinely wanted my own myspace account to make new friends.
Since setting up my profile a few weeks ago, I've been slowly trying to add friends who would get turned on by my Dirty Words; who are in the sex industry or who just want to read something naughty from time to time. Even though my profile has only been up for a few weeks (I've been a bit naughty and haven't been looking for new friends to add yet), I've still been chatting with some very interesting and sexy new 'friends.'