You can get sex tips in all sorts of funny places on the Internets. This disarmingly titled post popped up on Craigslist recently: "Just fucking fuck me, already."
"OK, I know it's scary. There are lots of women out there who make fucking really difficult. So, I have compiled some handy tips. Don't think of this as complaining, or as schadenfreude for the Andrea Dworkins of the world. Just some simple tips, for timid men who have forgotten what it means to fuck like men: "
What do we make of then, then?!
A little tender loving care will go a long way to ensuring your Fleshlight male sex toy will give you a life-time of enjoyment.
After use, remove the gel Fleshlight insert from the plastic canister and run hot tap water through it to remove fluid deposits.
Towel-dry or air-dry the gel insert.
The gel insert will feel tacky or sticky after washing - this is normal.
To restore the original silky feeling of the insert, powder it with corn starch. Powdering it is not necessary to care for the insert.
To properly re-position the gel insert inside the plastic canister, reach through the small end of the canister and pull the insert down into place.
This glass dildo is sublime for either solo masturbation or for use on your lover
If your man needs a little kick-start to bring about an orgasm, there is help at hand
Even though your leg muscles may get quite tired in this position, it'll be well worth it!
The prettiest dildo in town!
Some girls are finicky about going down on their man if they're not sure he's 100 per cent clean. We say, give him head in the shower!
This 'closer than most' position will keep you riveted to your seats
You may think the hardest part is finding someone to have a threesome with you and your lover, but you'll be surprised how complicated a threesome can actually be