This may sound like a cliché, but I've always wanted to be fucked by a doctor. Every time I go for a check-up I look longingly at the examination table with its scratchy disposable paper and tartan blanket, and wonder what it would feel like for a sexy, well-built trainee doctor to strap my legs into those gynecological stirrups and have his wicked way with me.
I would love a trainee doctor to order me to strip down to my underwear, put on one of those cotton examination gowns, then slowly pull down my silk panties and leave them on the floor. He would then tell me to lie down on the table and place my legs in the two examination stirrups. While asking me intimate questions about my sex life, he would slowly run his hand up my thigh, lifting the examination gown as he moved.
Gently tracing his hands and fingers over the top of my thighs and abdomen, he would then work his way upwards and cup my breasts, spouting out the scientific term for each part of my body as his kissed and licked his way around… Femur, Sternum, Maxillae.
Sitting in a packed cinema isn't everyone's idea of a good night out, even if it is to watch the new Superman movie. So if you're desperate for some superhero action but can't face the crowds at your local Odeon, partake of some sexual heroics of your own. And there's no move more masterful looking than the Supergirl.
You don't need super hero powers to master this sexy position, but you do need some upper arm strength, a lot of confidence and a willingness to let your lover see your anus in all its glory! This position is just incredible for deep penetration and G-spot stimulation, and will make you and your partner explode with intense orgasmic rushes.
I came twice with the Supergirl move when play wrestling – naked – with this guy I met in Soho a few weeks back; a Scottish engineer called Tommy. After a few hours in bed we strayed in to my living room to explore other possible places to fuck on and in, and that's when we came up with this move. So if you fancy rocking your man's world with just one single move, bring out your inner Supergirl like this…
It's official: Sugar Rush is good for you!
No, I'm not talking about what would happen if you ate copious amounts of sweeties, chocolates and fizzy drinks, but the fantastic Channel 4 show Sugar Rush. Those of you who are already die-hard fans of the programme will know what I'm talking about. For those of you yet to turn on and tune in, Sugar Rush is a wickedly delicious show about a teenage lesbian called Kim, her dysfunctional family and her straight best mate (and long-time object of affection) Sugar.
Filmed on location in Brighton, Sugar Rush is now in its second series and things have been getting very naughty indeed! Kim has finally got over her Sugar fix with the help of new girlfriend and dildo buddy Saint, Kim's parents have joined a local swinging circle and her younger brother Matt has been indulging his semi-transvestite tendencies.
If you've never watched this immensely funny, sexy and intriguing programme before (it's on every Thursday at 11pm on Channel 4), you should seriously check it out. Series two of Sugar Rush is available from 21st of August, but don't wait that long: buy series one now and gen up before the second series arrives on your doorstep!
Sugar Rush is available to pre-order now from Amazon and Play.com.
When I was a teenager, l convinced myself that I would only give up my virginity if my then boyfriend lavished me with Belgian chocolates, Ingueza roses, Krug champagne, a sexy babydoll from Agent Provocateur and an expensive weekend away. Hell, I would have even settled for a single bed in the local Travelodge; anything would of been better than 10 seconds of painful thrusting under a soggy tree in a graveyard on a miserable October night. Still, I'd take that over the new phenomenon that has been whipping thousands of frustrated American teens into a frenzy…
As if it's not (physically) painful enough to pop your cherry in the first place, young adults in the States have been clambering over one another to take part in MTV's latest real life documentary: Virgin Diaries.
For three intriguing and perhaps excruciating months, MTV has filmed 10 young adults as they prepare to lose their virginity and 'deal with the consequences.' The show is set to air every Sunday at 9pm, starting on 27 August as part of the MTV Sex Season.
If trembling virgins getting it on sounds like your idea of hell, check out the frank and hilarious Sex: The Dirty Dozen, which apparently tackles sexually related taboos and features real-life diaries alongside interviews with celebs such as Pink, Artic Monkeys and ex-Busted star Matt Willis, along with the obligatory sexperts and a host of big-breasted glamour girls.
I've dressed up so many times as Princess Leia Organa in that infamous scene from Return Of The Jedi that I'm surprised my hair hasn't permanently kinked from those giant 'Danish pastries' she has on either side of her head. I can't even look at a gold bikini in the shops without having to stop myself from shouting, "Save me Luke!" I sometimes think I've got a mild touch of Star Wars-induced tourettes because of that damn bikini…
When I started dating Jimi I felt such a huge sigh of relief to hear that he didn't rate Return Of The Jedi. He was, "more of a Empire Strikes Back, man." Jimi was a cocktail waiter I'd met on a night out in Leeds. I was with a group of bondage enthusiasts whom I'd contacted through a fetish community on the web. My plan was to go out with them and get naughtily drunk and flirty, hoping that toward the end of the night there would be some kind of kinky initiation ceremony where they would tie me down, then fuck me, lick me and spank me all night long.
Orgasm Army is a new (as far as I can tell) Web site devoted to reviews of all things sexual. There are lots of reviews of sex toys and bondage gear on there, and also some message boards with deliciously explict questions and, dare I say it, problems. One for the erotic bookmarks folder…
Picture the scene: after a night of mind-blowing sex with your man, you wake up hornier than Jenna Jameson wielding a G-spot wand and ready for another rampant session. There's only one problem. You've slept late and have to be in work in 5 minutes! So what's a girl to do? Forsake a cleansing hot shower to have fast, dirty sex? Or dive out of bed, desperate in the hope you won't be thinking about oral sex and reverse cowgirl positions all day?
For those of us who need our morning orgasm without running the risk of getting fired, there's a simple but sizzling solution: the Mini Rabbit! All the fashionistas among you will adore this little cutie, made from a funky, vibrant blue jelly.
There's nothing hornier than a session of hanky spanky to punish an unruly lover! If you're fed up of your man paying more attention to the TV than you, or you're sick of watching your girlfriend get a bit too friendly with your rugby-playing mates, it's time to crack out the spanking paddle…
If any of my lovers are naughty, I usually find that a good spanking of their bottom with my paddle will have them begging for forgiveness.
Take Sasha, for example. She was a university fling I occasionally 'ate out' with during my first year in student halls. Every time we went for a meal, Sash would get incredibly naughty by the time we got to the desert course. I don't know whether it was an overwhelming craving for sweet food that tipped her over the edge, or maybe she was just one of those girls who got off on public displays of sexual intent, but Sash would get visibly horny when it came to choosing something sweet.
It didn't matter where we were, what we had eaten or who we were with, Sash would always start squirming in her chair, trying to fondle me under the table with her shoeless feet and generally declaring to the entire restaurant exactly where she wanted to drizzle her white chocolate Belgian dip.
Of course, such displays of deviant behaviour had to be punished!
Ever since I was a young girl, I could never get enough of leafing greedily through erotic stories and purring over real-life sexcapdes. For me, there was nothing better than lying in bed, naked, and reading about a man engorging a woman's clit with his expert mouth, or a woman being fucked relentlessly to the point where one smouldering orgasm blurred into another.
I used to lie in bed, fantasizing about those erotic encounters and wondering how fantastic they would feel, while using my in-experienced hands to finger and touch my own clit and juicy lips.
There's tons of excruciatingly horny short stories, dirty books and naughty tales I want to tell you about, so I'll start with one that makes me want to fuck hard every time I read it.
Sometimes I get so horny while reading this passage that I can't get to the end; overwhelmed with the need to rub myself and thrust my trusty Jack Rabbit vibe deep inside my velvety enclave.
What I love most about this passage from The Chef's Revenge (by Tabitha Flyte) is how the character, Tasha, loves to fuck like men: hard, selfish and with a desire to just 'shove it.'
If you want to read this story in its entirety, you can find it among a tasty selection of erotic short stories compiled for More Wicked Words - An Erotic Story Collection (Black Lace).
In the mean time, devour this passage and, whether you're alone or in the company of a lover, I defy you not to fuck in the nearest closet or stock room!