STOP EVERYTHING! The sun's gone to our heads and we've slashed the price of the Top Cat Waterproof Jelly Vibe with Clit Stim to a measly weasly £4.99. It's a long, multi-speed vibrator with powerful clitoral stimulator shaped like a hare's out-stretched legs to race you to orgasm. BUT BUT BUT! The price will be back up to £15.99 at 4pm Friday 22 July. So order now while you get change from a fiver!
Click here: £4.99 Waterproof Jelly Vibe
We've heard of stealing knickers from a clothes line, but this is ridiculous!
A builder on the Scilly Isles has been found guilty of stealing sex toys and women's underwear from islanders.
As if that wasn't mortifying enough for the victims, 11 woman were even dragged into court to identify their underwear and sex toys… Wonder if any of them 'fessed up to owning a
3 Bangs Mega Dildo!
Lovehoney goes to the ends of the Earth (well, Switzerland) to bring you the best sex toys. The Eroscillator 2 Top Deluxe is the ultimate incarnation of the flabergasmic (!) stimulator designed by Dr Ruth Westheimer, the world-renowned sex therapist.
The Top Deluxe is the new 2005 model that has more power, the Golden Spoon attachment and 8 stimualating heads. If you already have an Eroscillator, follow the link below to see the great new attachments you can buy. Only available in the UK at Lovehoney!
Click here: See all Eroscillator 2 products
On Wednesday night Lovehoney scooped Small Business of the Year at the annual Bath Chronicle Business Awards. We're so happy!
"It's great for the success of Lovehoney to be applauded with a mainstream business award," said Lovehoney founder and director Neal Slateford through flowers and tears. "The judges recognized that we work incredibly hard to keep our customers happy and that's why we've been successful."
With more than 2500 products on offer, Lovehoney has recently launched a gay men's shop and online hen night shop. Lovehoney.co.uk is leading the way for women to buy sex toys confidently, comfortably, and at the lowest prices in the UK.
Oh. My. God. We've never really entertained the idea of having sex with a flower, but if we did, this would be enough to put us off instantly.
The Amorphophallus titanum has a 60-plus-inch phallus, stinks like a corpse and, after three pungent days of sexual activity, goes limp.
Remind you of anyone you know?
Bopper frenzy! If you've got a friend who's getting hitched, Lovehoney's new site Hen Night HQ has everything you need to make their last night freedom go with a bang!
The site has a massive guide to planning the perfect hen night, from a giggling evening in with the girls to a full-on man-eating tour round town. There's a big directory of hen night companies, including limo hire, holiday organisers for hen nights abroad and (of course!) hunky male strippers.
And it has a massive range of hen night fancy dress and novelties, including boppers, boas, devil's horns, cowboy hats, angel wings, halos, dare cards, silly willies and much more besides. And the best news is that it has unique multi-buy pricing so the more you buy, the cheaper everything gets!
Click here: Hen Night HQ