Feeling like a bit of sustainable spanking? BoingBoing reports on a new range of eco-friendly spanking paddles that will leave a genuine tire treadmark on the butt of the lucky recipient. The BadAss Paddles are made from recycled tires and street sign aluminium - see the photo on the BoingBoing site. We've got a whole range of whips, crops and paddles for you to peruse too if burning recycled rubber's not quite your style…
Desperate Housewives' Eva Longoria is at it again. As the National Ledger reports: Earlier this year the petite beauty reportedly talked so much about her love of battery operated sex toys that she was asked by the network bosses to stop saying the word 'vibrator' in interviews. Now Eva talks in Cosmopolitan magazine about sex and extols the virtues of Brazilian bikini wax.
"It makes sex better," she told Cosmo. And it's worth the pain? "Believe me, the first time I did it, the technician did half, and I was like 'Stop!' She said, 'Sit down, I have to finish.' But then it gets easier. The more you do it, the less hair grows back. But yeah, I love it. I swear by it. Every woman should try a Brazilian wax once. And then the sex they have afterward will make them keep coming back."
Jen Sincero from LAist on the joys of anal sex: "Leave it to the human being to evolve into a species that's terrified of its own butthole. For the rest of the animal kingdom, it's the doorbell to the soul, the place where friends are made, enemies are sniffed out, and love is sparked. But not for we the people. We lock it away where the sun don't shine, take its name in vain every time we get behind the wheel of a car, and many of us prance around like we don't have one on the bottom of us at all! After all the butthole does for us, this is the thanks it gets. Makes me sad, it really does." "Doorbell to the soul" - brilliant! We've plenty of anal toys to help ring your bell too…
Daily Eastern News: "Many women have abandoned the traditional Tupperware party in exchange for learning how to use a dildo correctly.
Sex toy parties are among the latest trends with women. The purpose of the parties is to give women information about sex toys available on the market and allow them to purchase sex products confidentially. Some sex toy parties even teach proper use of the merchandise." Indeed. Although we've often pondered the erotic potential of Tupperware…oops, did I just write that?
Reuters "London's "young sluts" wreaked such havoc among U.S. troops during World War Two that the British government feared Anglo-American relations would suffer, files released Tuesday showed.
Thousands of prostitutes and "good-time girls" were drawn to Piccadilly Circus and Leicester Square in search of young American men in uniform.
They took advantage of blackouts, which plunged London into darkness during Nazi night air attacks, to evade the police.
Admiral Sir Edward Evans, head of London's Civil Defense unit, wrote to the police in September 1943 to complain that "Leicester Square at night is the resort of the worst type of women and girls…"
"Of course the American soldiers are encouraged by these young sluts, many of whom should be serving in the forces," he fumed. "At night the square, with its garden, is apparently given over to vicious debauchery.""
A definite case of make love not war…
This is genius. Ananova reports that "A Dutch designer has created a wall of fake breasts to help male shoppers buy bras that fit their wives or girlfriends.
Wendy Rameckers works at the Piet Zwart Institute for Retail and Design in Rotterdam, reports Het Nieuwsblad.
"Most men have a selective memory," she explained. "They know all about their car, but never seem to know their wife's bra size.
"When trying to buy a sexy bra for their wife or girlfriend, usually they point to other women in the shop or, when asked about size, they say a 'handful'."
The wall consists of rows of silicon breasts in all sizes. By look and touch, male shoppers can work out the right size, she says."
You could make your own mini-wall at home in best Blue Peter fashion using our Gummy Jelly Boobs…or you could just eat them as intended.
Have you seen the Condom Dress? A blouse and skirt made entirely out of latex funbags. Build your own with our 100 Condoms Bargain Pack - they're top quality even though they're low priced, so you can use them when the dress comes off too…
Slashdong tells us that "Brenda Brathwaite, head of the IGDA Sex In Games Special Interest Group is currently looking to interview several individuals who regularly engage in cybersex for an upcoming project she's working on. If you would like to be a part of this project, please contact her at brenda at mmorgy dot com." Time to share your fantasies in the interests of science…
We're also still looking for more people to join the Orgasm Army and get free sex toys in return for reviewing them - follow the link and tell us about your best sex experience. If we like what you write, you're in!
Reuters: "Police in northeastern Iran are launching a new morality drive by confiscating alluring mannequins from boutiques and clothes stalls in the bazaar, authorities in the city of Bojnourd said on Monday.
A spokesman for the city's judiciary, who asked not be named, explained the drive would tackle problems of "public chastity". Sixty five mannequins have been impounded so far." Best not stand too still then…
Welwyn & Hatfield Times: "A saucy shop has had a sex-cessful first week.
SA Lingerie on Market Place, the first shop in Hertford and Ware to sell sex toys, had a busy week's trading during which the adult toys outsold the lingerie…
Wendy Stevenson, shop owner, promises lots more at her current shop, including a swimwear range after Christmas.
Plans for the free event include wine, nibbles and pole dancing."
Let's hope not all at the same time…
Congratulations to Wendy on the launch of her shop. Maybe she'll need the services of Lovehoney Wholesale. If you can't make it to Hertford and Ware, you can buy lingerie online from Lovehoney - we've got a spectacular range available in all shapes and sizes, including plus size lingerie