The Lovehoney Super Sex Toy Sale continues apace with hundreds of great items at bargain prices to keep you happily occupied during the chilly winter nights. For the gentlemen, there's the Measure Up Performance Pump going at 50 per cent off its original price, designed to stimulate and exercise your manhood - the perfect naughty gift from a significant other.
And if you want to go super deluxe in the pump department, we've also got Dr Joel Kaplan's Medical Vacuum Pump System, also at a crazy 50% off for the best pump on the market. Enhance your sex life and resolve impotence and premature ejaculation with this amazing pump, all the while increasing your length and strength. These won't stay on our shelves for very long at this price, so get your order in today - we'll throw in free shipping on it as well!
If you're going to America, be very careful what you've got in your luggage. Over-zealous customs officials turned one poor woman's Christmas into a nightmare after finding flour-filled condoms in her luggage which were incorrectly identified by lab tests as cocaine. The condoms were a silly stress-reliever made by Janet Lee and her friends during their exams. Sheesh.
"She was a freshman on an academic scholarship at Bryn Mawr College, preparing to fly home to California for Christmas, sleep-deprived, with questions from a calculus exam still racing through her head.
In the space of a few hours on Dec. 21, 2003, Janet Lee landed in a Philadelphia jail cell, where she would remain for three weeks, held on $500,000 bail and facing 20 years in prison on drug charges.
All over flour found in her luggage.
"I haven't let myself be angry about what happened, because it would tear me apart," Lee said. "I'm not sure I can bear to face it… . I'm amazed at how naive I was."
That naivete, she said, began when screeners at Philadelphia International Airport inspecting her checked luggage found three condoms filled with white powder. Lee laughed and told city police they were filled with flour. It was just part of a phallic gag at a women's college, she told them, a stress-reliever, something to squeeze while studying for exams.
The police didn't find it funny. They told her a field test showed that the powder contained opium and cocaine.
A lab test later proved the substance was flour - and no one now disputes that Lee is innocent, including the prosecutor."
Here in the UK, we've got stacks of flour-free condoms for you to choose from and be delivered to your door. No reason to go anywhere near an airport…
New in to Lovehoney is Fun Factory's Reality Rechargeable Silicone Vibe. A high quality vibe that's completely waterproof (yes, you can use it underwater) this realistic 8-inch black beauty has a flexible shaft, and adjustable vibrations from soft to strong, controlled with one, simple to use button. It also has three vibration patterns to explore too!
This powerful vibrator is recharged by simply leaving it in its docking cradle.
It looks great, feels even better, and because it's made of medical grade silicone, it's kinder to your body, odour free and easy to clean.
There's free shipping as well! Order your Fun Factory Reality Rechargable Silicone Vibrator online today from Lovehoney.
Another wonderful "Only in Japan" moment - Tokyo Times reports that the Japanese now have their own magazine completely dedicated to silicone love dolls. See the magazines covers for yourself to see how realistic they are. Another miracle of technology.
Here at Lovehoney we've stuck with the old fashioned blow up love dolls for maximum comedic possibilities - you can buy our Male Blow Up Doll to provide endless amusement at coffee mornings…
The popularity of I Rub My Duckie, the essential bathtime companion, shows that people love cute sex toys. If you want to add a few cuddly toys with wicked secrets to your home, we've got several going for a song in our super sex toy sale. Besides the classic Duckie, there's also the I Rub My Devil Duckie, with our favourite waterborne chum dolled up in devil gear but still looking cute; Horny Honey Vibrating Bear Furvert, a plush toy bear that gets jiggy when you press him in the right place; Mini Vibrating Honey Bee, a plastic toy that's perfect for your honey pot; and let's not forget the Bunny Humper Vibrating Furvert, which lasts as long as the Duracell Bunny and is a lot more fun…
Game for a dirty laugh? Lovehoney has got over 40 different sex games for you to choose from that's guaranteed to get a party going and bring smiles to everyone's faces - plus maybe a whole lot more. For boys who love boys, we've currently got a huge discount on our Gay Play game - down to £2.99 from £24.99! (And check out our gay superstore site Cock Locker too if you want more bargains). We've also got stuff like Sensual Sex Dice, Kama Sutra playing cards and the Lust Erotic Board Game. You could also try Fetish, the sexy game for daring couples. See our whole selection of sex games to make your next party go with a bang!
We've got a couple of great videos up for grabs at bargain prices in our Super Sex Toys Sale. There's Massage For Lovers, which extols the benefits of massage between couples and how you can really help each other's well-being as well as improving your intimate fun; and there's also Fitness For Lovers, which describes how fitness and enjoyment of sex are significantly connected and how you can exercise better to ensure you get the best results in the bedroom. There's 60 per cent off the cost of each of these vids - you can order them online from Lovehoney for £7.99 each.
We've written before about how much fun you can have making a cast of your own willy for your nearest and dearest - and now we've made it even easier for you to be a Plaster Caster because the Clone A Willy kit is now in our Super Sex Toys Sale with nearly 50 per cent off the recommended retail price! What's even better with the Clone A Willy is not only can you craft a complete replica of your todger, you can also turn the results of your hard work (snigger) into a vibrator. We have the technology…