We're advertising what could be the most unusual job ever. The company is searching for a sexually active couple who will be prepared to test a new pill designed to change the taste of semen.
The pill, which is taken as a twice-a-day for 30 days, claims to mask the traditionally salty taste of male ejaculate with a refreshing apple-like flavour. Successful applicants will take the pill for 30 days and will use an online blog to provide a blow-by-blow account of how the taste of their partner's sexual fluid changes.
"A payment is offered," says Lovehoney test organiser Ali Carnegie, "But this is really a job that people should do for love rather than money."
Couples who are interested in the position can apply by completing the Sperm Tester application form on the Lovehoney Web site.
The test product is 100% vegetarian. Both straight and gay couples can apply.
More and more UK women are interested in porn, according to a recent survey. We're big fans of Anna Span, who specialises in porn made by women for women. Over in Canada, Josey Vogels recently attended the very first Feminist Porn Awards, and gives a detailed round up of what happened. But first - what is feminist porn?
According to the founders of the awards, Good For Her, a women-oriented sex shop in Toronto (goodforher.com), the winning films had to meet three criteria: a) they had to show genuine female pleasure (in other words, no
faking it); b) they had to be directed or produced by a woman; and c) they had to "expand the range of female sexual expression currently seen in porn."
Oh, and they had to be hot. [read more]
So there you go - you can browse our collection of Anna Span DVDs to see if they match up to what's required.
As featured on the Jeremy Vine programme on Radio 2, the hit new book from Tracey Cox helps busy people get more from their sex lives.
Not getting enough sex? Struggling to find time for a snog, let alone a steamy sex session? Quickies can rescue your sex life in the time it takes to make a cup of tea!
And New Zealanders wonder why some people think they're weird…
Live "sex shows" of bulls mounting a simulated cow have become a big attraction at an agricultural exhibition taking place in New Zealand.
The fake "cow" -- a small go-kart with natural cowhide on its roof -- was developed by Ambreed New Zealand Ltd. to collect semen from bulls more safely and efficiently and improve artificial breeding of cows. [Chron.com]
This would probably be the point at which to say: holy cow!
Another great review from Orgasm Army!
"I can not find the words to begin to describe how it felt but I will do my best. It was the most wonderful feeling that I had felt for years! I had an instant full and total stonk on now! I began to thrust in and out and thought Oh my God! It was just wonderful! The cries of pleasure that came out of my mouth! I had hoped it would be good but nothing could prepare me for just how good it was…"
See the full Pink Lady Fleshlight review at Orgasm Army.
Buy the Pink Lady Fleshlight at Lovehoney.
The Hitachi Magic Wand is one of the best-selling personal massagers in the USA, and here at Lovehoney we've been busy bringing its soothing buzz power to the UK. The Hitachi Magic Wand is sold as a "stress reliever" in the USA, but it's actually spectacularly good for clitoral stimulation and generally getting you off. It doesn't look like a vibrator either, so it's pretty discreet.
Besides the basic Hitachi Magic Wand, however, there's also a raft of fantastic Hitachi Magic Wand attachments that will let you extend the pleasure of your Magic Wand even further. Amongst our nine different attachments, there's the G-Spotter Wand attachment which will make you go wild when you hit the G-Spot, the Pleasure Dome for even more varied stimulation and the Magic Wand Pleasure Beads Anal Attachment for back door fun too.
Browse our complete range of Hitachi Magic Wand attachments.
You could go to Ikea this weekend to get yourself some self-assembly bookshelves…or you could order yourself some full on sex furniture right now to make the weekend far more entertaining. Hot dog with mustard ahoy! If you haven't had a go on the Inflatable PVC Bondage Chair, Pleasure Me Chair Vibrator or tried the truly liberating Angel Wings Weightless Sex Chair with allows you to try all manner of exotic positions without doing yourself an injury, then you're missing out. Or you could get really daring and try out the gravity defying Love Swing, just like Samantha used in Sex And The City.
See our complete range of sex furniture for even more home furnishing ideas that'll make the neighbours think there's an earthquake happening next door…
If you want a couple of cute and cuddly toys that are coupling in best frenzied skin flick fashion, pay a visit to PornStarBears.com. This British site has several soft toy swingers, all designed with tongue firmly in cheek and other things in various orifices. Yes, it has to be seen to be believed. It may be just plush toys going at it, but it's probably not safe for work all the same.
If you're inspired by this fluffy fornication to start pullin your own porn star moves, check out our Porn Star Secrets Of Sex Coupons - 44 tear off coupons for lovers who can't get enough!
Plus we've also got the Anna Span range of DVDs, porn made by women for women by the UK's hottest porn director, and tons of official Porn Star products made and endorsed by the world's most famous porn stars.
Another great review from Orgasm Army!
"It does what it says on the iceberg -- quite outrageously. And lacking the fearsome 'all knobs and appendages' appearance of some "implements" it's far easier to introduce into the bedroom without making one look like some sort of exile from a Channel 4 documentary on the Amsterdam Red Light District…
See the full I Rub My Penguin Waterproof Massager review at Orgasm Army.
Buy the I Rub My Penguin Waterproof Massager at Lovehoney.