Bored of the five-finger shuffle? This bishop-basher can add a little excitement to your onanistic activities…
"The Monkey Spanker is a sleek little vibrating wank toy.
It works by stretching around your cock and a vibrator in the handle makes the whole thing vibrate.
You then glide the stretchy latex tube along your cock best to vary the strokes and use plenty of lube the pleaser then builds up and you get quite a present orgasm…"
See the full Monkey Spanker Male Masturbator review at Orgasm Army.
Buy the Monkey Spanker Male Masturbator at Lovehoney.
Our vote for the most neglected part of the body goes to the bit between your big toe and your second toe. Closely followed by nipples. But not for much longer!
"The man likes to put these on me when I'm firmly trussed up and can't do anything to stop him.
The tips are well coated so aren't too painful, unlike some of the metal creations that are available. The pain (and pleasure) comes when you slide the little ring up the shafts of the tweezers…"
See the full Thin Nipple Tweezers review at Orgasm Army.
Buy the Thin Nipple Tweezers at Lovehoney.
This is ace - "In an effort to de-stigmatize condoms, one advocacy group is encouraging people to make their own art pins using the contraceptive.
Executive director of The Condom Project, Franck DeRose, says his group started a program that aims to get people more comfortable with condoms, particularly those who live in countries where the items are taboo.
He tells Reuters, "There's a great need to de-stigmatize condoms around the world, especially in Africa."
To achieve that goal, the project has set up a craft table at the International AIDS Conference in Toronto with packaged condoms, colored paper, candy and tape.
The art pins have turned up on African grandmothers, conservative-looking men and shy teens." Read full report at All Headline News]
Lovehoney has hordes of condoms for you to make your art with - check out our condom collection.
Want to turn your bed into a bondage playground? Manline have just the thing…
"I ordered this when I got fed up of my silk scarves being ruined from being tied to the bed frame. One of my all-time best purchases!
It's a collection of nylon web straps with a centre section holding two adjustable cross straps at each end - the centre section goes under the centre of the mattress, with the resulting four ties going crosswise to come out at each corner of the bed…"
See the full Manline Under the Bed Restraint Gear review at Orgasm Army.
Buy the Manline Under the Bed Restraint Gear at Lovehoney.
Holy moley. So embarrassed was 29 year old Mardin Azad Amin to be found with a penis pump in his luggage at O'Hare Airport last week, he declared with a nervous chuckle that it was a bomb.
BoingBoing has the full story, and we have a great selection of Sex Toys For Travelling which will let you avoid this sort of nightmare scenario in these times of heightened airport security - but still let you take discreetly packaged sex toys on holiday with you for well-deserved fun.
We've also got a Travel Sex Toys Buyer's Guide to help you choose which one's right for you.
Lovely people have been busy sharing their experiences of sex toys - both good and bad - over on our sex toys reviews site Orgasm Army. There you can find first-hand reviews of toys with people explaining exactly what they thought of them and whether they'd recommend it. Given it's still quite hard to ask for dildo recommendations during most dinner party conversations, this gives you invaluable insight into choosing the toy that's best for you.
Now the Army has gone one better and launched the Orgasm Army Sex Toy Reviews blog - you can read the newest reviews to arrive on the site straightaway which will spark your imagination about how else you pleasure your partner - and yourself!
If you're a fan of RSS, you can also subscribe to the Orgasm Army blog feed, which will bring the latest sex toy reviews straight to your feed reader.
Want to know how to use a mould-a-willy penis-cloning kit? Here's the most detailed instructions ever…
"To date I’ve made a total of 5 of these for different girlfriends who’ve requested them & I feel that I’ve learnt a few vital lessons in the process.
Most important is the need to make a simple but thorough plan of when & how you’re going to do the fabrication of your most precious asset. Why I say this is because the initial stage of producing the mould of your erect cock has a degree of trickiness to it for several reasons. The instructions given with the kit do give details in this regard but obviously the manufacturers don't harp on & on about what can be difficult.
You must be relaxed & comfortable when you do the mould making so it is essential that you have plenty of time available for the process as well as everything ready, laid out & easy to get hold of when it’s needed…
See the full Clone A Willy Moulding Vibrator Kit review at Orgasm Army.
Buy the Clone A Willy Moulding Vibrator Kit at Lovehoney.
Looking for a good beginner's anal toy? The Mini Slider could be it…
"The product looks quite flimsy and as my wife an I are new to anal I was at first quite disappointed as I hoped to have something which looked slightly better made, but I was pleased it was no great big scary thing!
It requires a single battery which if you (like me) always forget to order then with a toy is a bonus as you always have one knocking about…"
See the full Anal Mini Slider review at Orgasm Army.
Buy the Anal Mini Slider at Lovehoney.
Guys! When was the last time you hit the wall behind your head ;-)
"The heading says it all. I bought this little gadget in conjunction with the Pink Lady Fleshlight and the two simultaneously quite literally shattered my pelvis. The orgasm achieved was like none ever experienced. I'm considering firing my secretary because she does not perform as well after hours.
Any how, I lubed up with the recommended lube and slipped it into position, amazing how quickly the penis responds to a little pressure on the prostate. Rampant, I proceeded to contract my sphincter muscle, held it and then let go. I repeated this procedure for sometime while playing with my penis until pre-cum started to ooze from my penis."
See the full Aneros Maximus Prostate Massager review at Orgasm Army.
Buy the Aneros Maximus Prostate Massager at Lovehoney.