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  1. Monday and the first day of our diary and we both knew what we had to do. I was a bit worried that it would take away the spontaneity, but Jason didn't seem to mind. We both work full-time and had a friend coming round in the evening, so there was no time to waste….

    Jason was worried about cleanliness as he hadn't had time for a shower, so he felt the need to dip his 'Salty Sailor', as we have named it, in a cup of water before we started. The cup turned out to be appropriate as it was decorated with a chinese symbol for 'Good Luck'. So for anyone that knows us, don't accept an offer of coffee when you come round - now you know where that cup has been.

    We then went through to the bedroom, I imagined his Salty Sailor was an ice-cream cone and got started. It didn't take long, in fact from flop to pop in five minutes. Verdict: the usual flavour - freshly mown grass with salty avocado.

    With more than 2,500 applications, we had to have some way of choosing the right couples, so we asked potential Sperm Testers why they thought they'd make good test subjects for our suck-it-and-see trial.

    We receieved a mind-boggling selection of responses from eager couples, many of which gave a startling insight into their relationships. You can just imagine the pillow talk…

    1 "We've dyed his pubic hair, made a cock mould and put Space Dust inside me."

    2 "After gobbling the same goo for 13 years, I'd definitely notice any difference in taste."

    3 "My partner is a smoker and I would appreciate anything that would change the bitter taste in his fluids."

    4 "I love to cum on her face and drink it after."

    5 "We love to make each other sponk by mouth, tongue, WHAHEY"

    6 "They don't call me the Wacky Cum Swallower for nothing!"

    7 "We are both fussy eaters trying to get our five a day fruit and veg :)!!!!"

    8 "Jon can cum for England (he is very generous with his 'load')"

    9 "Pam is in the middle of changing her pill and can't have intercourse for the next month. The only sexual fun we are going to have is oral."

    10 "I know how Stephen's semen tastes better than my own saliva. I'd notice any differences."

    When we were searching for a couple of Sperm Testers we asked you tell us where you'd had oral sex. It seems that there is absolutely nowhere you won't do it and nowhere you haven't done it…

    1 "My granny's orthopaedic bed, with vibrating function….ooohh!!!!" And then had a go on the Stannah just for good measure.

    2 "Beach, Carribean, Portugal, Kenya, Gran Canaria." Kind of a holiday treat for you, then?

    3 "St Paul's Whispering Gallery." Shhhh! I'm coming!

    4 "Tent (in field surrounded by others. repeatedly), on a public moving train (in the loos!)."

    5 "On a coach. And by the way, we were in a traffic jam when we did whilst driving."

    6 "I have done it underwater a couple of times while we scuba dive, we are both instructors." That's a relief. Always practise safe sex.

    7 "Fireworks display." Is that a Roman Candle or…

    8 "Hospital (in-patient); car bonnet; church altar (consecrated)." Does it make it better or worse that is was consecrated?

    9 "In a cardboard box outside Wal*Mart during a live radio promotion." Raises more questions than it answers.

    10 "Eurostar train on way back from paris (mm… very sexy)." Zut alors!

    We were overwhelmed by the 2,500 Sperm Tester applications, so we've chosen another test couple. They've also agreed to donate a month of oral sex to the advancement of sexual science…

    Maya and Shane - sperm tester and sperm donorSperm tester: Maya (Maya is a swallower)

    Sperm donor: Shane

    Maya and Shane have been a couple for 21 months and say they have oral sex a couple of times a week.

    They have had oral sex in a remarkable number of places, including their kitchen, bathroom and lounge, as well as the front seat and back of their car, both stationary and while in motion. Crikey.

    Maya says they would be great Sperm Testers because "We love oral sex!" It really is that simple.

    Sperm Testing and Maya's intimate blow-by-blow online account of the trial will begin here on 12 September.

    Maya will post a diary message every day, with specially detailed posts describing the taste of Shane's natural emissions every time they have oral sex. A control sample will be taken to gauge Shane's natural level of saltiness before the effects of the Sweet Release test product.

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    There, that little lot should get your imagination racing about what fun you could be having this weekend…

    It's the moment we've all been waiting for… Time to introduce the lucky couple who have agreed to donate a month of blow-jobs in the name of science.


    Sarah and Jason - sperm tester and sperm donor
    Sperm tester: Sarah (Sarah is a swallower)

    Sperm donor: Jason


    Sarah and Jason have been a couple of 20 months and say they have oral sex a couple of times a week. They have had oral sex in their bedroom, kitchen, bathroom and lounge, so if you're a houseguest of theirs, it's best to knock before entering any room.



    Sarah says they would be great Sperm Testers because "We've dyed his pubic hair, made a cock mould and put Space Dust inside me…"



    What better qualifications could you have?



    Sperm Testing and Sarah's intimate blow-by-blow online account of the trial will begin here on 12 September.



    Sarah will post a diary message every day, with specially detailed posts describing the taste of Jason's natural emissions every time they have oral sex. A control sample will be taken to gauge Jason's natural level of saltiness before the effects of the Sweet Release test product.

    When we recruited our sperm tester couple, we asked applicants to tell us about unusual places they had had oral sex - here are just some of the replies…

    1 "Kemble airfield (in the fire drill plane)" Admirably precise, thank you. Doing it in parked Cessna would have been *so* degrading.

    2 "We are from Czech Republic, does it matter?" Er…

    3 "Argyle street in Glasgow on a Saturday night (really busy street)." Isn't it more unusual to go down Argyle Street and not get a quickie?

    4 "A quarry." And they say romance is dead.

    5 "In the hospital." Nurse, the screens!

    6 "On my Nans Sewing basket - 'Sticky Jumper darling?'" !!

    7 "On the edge of a cliff on the Guisbrough Hills." Living dangerously.

    8 "On the London Eye." Impressive way to spend 40 minutes rotating slowly above the River Thames in a glass bubble.

    9 "AT MY FRIENDS BBQ IN THIER LOO." Make sure it's not still pink in the middle.

    10 "In the middle of local pub - got us banned." How unreasonable!

    The new issue of Scarlet magazine features a glowing five-star review of the Fun Factory Intensity Silicone Rechargeable Vibrator, which has been one of our faves for a while.

    Fun Factory Intensity Vibe"The design is stunningly executed," reads the breathless review. "There are various vibe patterns to tickle your fancy, and they all pack a punch with the consisten vibration rbing on orgasm ni under three minutes. What more could you ask for, other than perhaps a cuddle?"

    We couldn't agree more. :-)

    Sweet Release - the Sperm Tester product
    The Lovehoney Sperm Testers will be sampling the Sweet Release Oral Sex Supplement.

    Taken orally (appropriately enough), it's a dietary supplement designed to alter the scent and taste of your sexual fluids. "Imagine the confidence of being able to enjoy oral sex, knowing that a sweet delicious taste and scent is coming from you," says the product blurb.

    Two Sweet Release capsules are taken twice a day for 30 days. And by the end of it, he should be tasting a sweet apples.

    Our Sperm Testers will each keep an online diary of how their man's taste changes over the course of a month. Fruity!

    Back in June we launched a search for a broad-minded couple who would be prepared to test a product that claimed to change the taste of semen.

    We thought we might receive a couple of dozen applicants, so were more than delighted to receive more than 2,500 requests to take part from couples who had had oral sex everywhere from the London Eye to "on my nan's sewing basket." Ewww.

    We've chosen three couples to take part. They've been sent their test product (and a couple of helpful other items) and the research will begin in earnest on Monday 11 September.

    You can follow the couples' blow-by-blow accounts of the 30-day test on the Sperm Tester blog.

    By the end of it, the guys' semen should be tasting of lovely sweet sweet apples. But will it? Let's find out!

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