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God Bless the Daily Mail. Ann Summers boss Jacqueline Gold is invited to meet the Queen and rather than celebrate this wonderful award, the Mail runs a lengthy hatchet job entitled The Queen of Sleaze. Terrible.
With rampant assertions that the Ann Summers empire was built off the back of the Gold brothers' porn empire, the Mail clearly knows what turns its readers on - why else would it repeatedly mention magazine titles like Hardcore Housewives and coverlines like "'barely legal young sweet p***y"? (The Mail's asterisks, not mine.) While being exceptionally cruel to Jacqueline Gold, it's a work of journalistic art - until they get some basic facts wrong.
Yes, even the Mail has fallen into the trap of perpetuating the Rampant Rabbit Myth, claiming that Ann Summers's registered trademark vibrator was featured in the Sex And The City TV show. When, as any fool knows, it wasn't.
"[Gold Group's] last accounts show that the [Ann Summers] sex shops accounted for 97 per cent of its £3 million profit in 2005 and 84 per cent of its £145 million turnover," says the Mail. "All this was achieved by persuading women to gather together to buy the Rampant Rabbit Thruster (as seen on Sex In The City)…"
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Pocket Pal helps chap with inability to ejaculate…
"I'm a 65 year old male who has had a problem with ejaculating. My wife gets worn out trying to help me ejaculate, so we bought some sex toys to help her…"
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iBuzz Two knocks spots of music-activated vibrator rivals…
"My "test partner" and I were unexpectedly impressed by the most talked about toy to come out of 2006, the same toy destined to bring more orgasms and unique experiences to adults around the world than any other.
Forget the competitors' copycat models; the iBuzz Two is the only one that has all the options you're going to become addicted to. Believe me. I've just tested the others myself at the 2007 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo with their product designers right there to show me all the tricks and switches.
None compare to the iBuzz Two for several reasons, and I'm thrilled to have my very own to enjoy. Climaxing hasn't been the same since I opened the shiny package…"
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"I'm a guy, so I can't rate clitoral stimulation but OH MY GOD this one hits the G-spot! Its smooth shaft slides into my ass with complete ease and the vibrations are powerful enough to give me amazing sensations! And it's waterproof!"
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Second steps in anal play…
"My partner and I have only recently had a go at playing with his arse, as we wanted to see if he can get as much pleasure from that sensitive, naughty orifice as I do LOL…"
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"It's made of a soft, rubbery plastic and comes with a remote control which means, apart from the controller, the whole thing may be submerged which is good for cleaning, and other things!"
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