• A few weeks ago we ran a survey to find out whether the following statement was true or false:

    "The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right on right handed men – and vice versa."

    Of course, these statements originally arise from scientific study but who really wants to revisit the topic of testicles every couple of years to make sure that the statement still rings true?

    Well, we do!

    That’s why we ran the ‘Let’s Talk Balls!’ survey and gave away three fantastic Lovehoney VibraExciter Mobile Phone Vibrators for Men to thank everyone for their ahem hard work.

    The results were fascinating and somewhat verified the statement, but not entirely…

    testicle survey results

    The left testicle hangs lower than the right on the majority of right handed men but it is also the left testicle that hangs lower than the right on the majority of left handed men as well.

    You can also see that the second highest result was right handed men with their right testicle hanging lower than the left.

    Now, we would expect to see this as there are more right handed people in the demographic that we surveyed than left but, and let me put the lab coat on for this, this still means that the original statement cannot be conclusively proven entirely true or entirely false.

    Taking the lab coat off again, what this means is that each set of testicles is entirely unique, like a beautiful snowflake or a fleshy lumpy butterfly. Or something like that…


    Thank you to everyone for your entries and congratulations to our winners Siandlinda, SH.1988 and peggedman.

    Morbidia's Guest Blog - Vampires and Our Erotic Fascination With Them

    Morbidia is known as the 'Vampire Queen' and lives her days as a true-to-life vampire and internet hottie.

    From the history of vampires to the media's sometimes unusual portrayal of these creatures of the night, there isn't much that Morbidia doesn't know about the subject of all things gothic! In her blog, Der Kuss Des Vampir, the lovely lady covers everything from long distance love to domination, from Nosferatu to lingerie.

    So, with the Twilight books still flying off the shelves and the arrival of the brilliant new Tantus Vamp Silicone Dildo, we thought we'd get in touch with the Queen of Darkness to get the low down on why we find vampires just so damn sexy…

    I lay in my bed; it must be coming up to 1am by now.

    Halfway between the land of the living and being dead to the world, I feel a presence above me, an essence of a being, one that’s not warm blooded.

    I can feel the cold emanating from their very skin. Before I am able to defend myself, I feel a sharp pain, a bite to the neck and a surge of lust and hunger for this being that’s gaining life from the very blood that runs through my veins; Vampire.

    ITV's This Morning Gets Sexy with Lovehoney Sex Toys Sqweel and We-Vibe

    ITV's This Morning show went into sex toy overdrive on Wednesday as three couples were tasked with testing the latest and greatest toys, including Lovehoney's revolutionary Sqweel Oral Sex Simulator and We-Vibe II.

    Sex expert Donna Dawson discussed the toys with presenters Phil Schofield and Holly Willoughby, and the couples revealed all about their experiences…

    Genital Piercings - From 'Oh Holy Mother of God, That Hurt' to 'Wow, That's Sexy!'

    Shoving a piece of metal through your delicate parts will never sound appealing but the promise of extra stimulation, easier orgasms and more intense sensations is definitely tempting.

    Both men and women get genital piercings and do so for a variety of reasons. Some just like the way they look, some like the extra sensations they create and others use it as a shiny, silver indicator of "hey, lick here!"

    Genital piercing has been practiced for hundreds of years (that's how the Prince Albert piercing got its name after all) meaning that the art has advanced in leaps and bounds but it has also wrongfully led to urban legends and fact becoming intertwined in some warped story about how your uncle's, best friend's, sister's, post man got his penis pierced by a witch doctor and then his arse fell off.

    So to prevent your arse falling off (or any other appendage) make sure you separate fact from fiction* before you consider your first genital piercing.

    Vote for February's Review of the Month and Win Prizes

    It’s that time again…

    That time where you vote for your favourite review of the month and get the chance to win fabulous prizes!

    The way it works is simple:

    We find five fantastic reviews from the previous month and give you the chance to read them.

    Once you’ve done that, use the form below to cast your vote on the one that you think is best.

    The review that gets the most votes in one week will win a box of sex toys and naughty goodies from Lovehoney to the value of £100!

    Vote for our Review of the Month and Win Sexy Prizes!

    Ladies and gents, subs and Doms!

    You may remember the Review of the Month competition from a while ago.

    Well, we’ve tried different formats and styles over the past few months, and we’ve discovered that our latest incarnation is the best!

    We will choose 5 of the best reviews from the previous month and submit them for your approval through our voting system, which is displayed for you below the jump.

    The review that gets the most votes in one week will win a box of sex toys and naughty goodies from Lovehoney to the value of £100!

    An Interview with Sex Blogger Extraordinaire Jamye Waxman

    If you haven’t heard of Jamye Waxman, M.Ed. then you’re missing out! Not only is this woman smart, sassy and a sex toy guru, but she is one of the best sex bloggers and writers on the scene.

    When she’s not video-blogging her way around the sexiest trade shows in the world, Jamye is educating people in her unique workshops and preaching the naughty word across numerous sites, newspapers and magazines, including Playgirl.

    If there’s anything you want to know about sex, sex toys or how to get a Sony Cybershot to work, Jamye is your woman…

    Photo Messaging - Being Abused Since 2002

    Recently I was offered a free mobile phone upgrade.

    When presented with a series of new phones, I ended up going for a Sony Ericsson C902. It has a 5 megapixel camera which, as the sales person pointed out to me, is great for holiday snaps.

    Yeah… Who actually uses their camera phone for holiday snaps?

    As far as I’m aware, there are only three real uses for a camera phone:

    Sex Toys... For Dogs?!

    In my days as a writer for Lovehoney, I’ve seen some very strange things.

    From members of the warehousing team dropping trou’ to try the Remote Control Hands-Free Electro Stimulator, to vibrators that shave off your pubes at the same time. No day at LH HQ could ever be considered ‘average’.

    However, there seems to be a spate of animal themed sex toys and naughty products at the moment and it’s making me feel a little uneasy to say the least.

    The Sex Blogger's Christmas Blogging Survival Guide

    Christmas is an occasion for spending time with the family, eating lots of food, drinking lots of booze and not to mention, the glorious exchange of gifts.

    But its also a huge stress and always leaves me feeling like I've just ran a hundred marathons in one go.

    So to all my fellow sex bloggers out there, I thought I'd lend you a hand this Christmas by giving you my top 5 tips for sex blogging this festive season.

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