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  1. An avid sex toys reviewer, masterandslave has just written her 100th review. "It’s only been during my time on the Lovehoney Forum that I have begun to write reviews regularly. In doing so I have discovered an enjoyment for writing about items I feel passionately about."

    With her new found-passion for writing we asked masterandslave, a straight female who has been with her other half for nearly 10 years, to tell us all about her sex toy collection.

    Masterandslave sex toy box

    Sex toys have a lot to answer for; they have helped spice things up, but they have also helped my partner and I to discover new pleasures that are just impossible to achieve with the human body. Toys for me have never been a replacement for my other half, but something we use together to explore pleasure further. Even when used on our own they then become a stepping-stone when we have been frustrated, waiting to see each other again! The world of sex toys also encompasses sexual comfort. Whilst going au naturale does have its perks it's also an uncomfortable truth for me. I have never had an orgasm without using some form of lubricant, and without this assistance things are just too painful and never enjoyable.

    Wearing lingerie probably.

    London Fetish Weekend 2010 - A First-Time Fetish Club Experience

    October is my favourite time of year. Aside from the joys of Halloween, which I think is better than Christmas, I also look forward to my annual voyage to London Fetish Weekend. Arguably the biggest event in the UK fetish calendar, it's an opportunity to pull out all of the stops and go sexually wild as our fair capital embraces everything BDSM for three days and nights of kink. But this year I didn't take my usual role as a model. Instead I was on a mission for Lovehoney. Armed with a pen and paper and a top scene photographer, I documented a vanilla couple's first tentative steps into the Bacchic world of the London fetish scene.

    From pre-club jitters to end of night epiphanies, read on to discover first hand what my vanilla couple thought of their first fetish scene experience.

    Your Sexiest Vampire!

    This Halloween we're pitting the vampires against the werewolves in the sexy supernatural stakes, with the first round of voting for sexiest vampire now closed.

    It was a close call, with a respectable fight from David Boreanaz and Robert Pattinson, but winning out for the sexy vamps was Kate Beckinsale.

    From Monday 18th October (today), you can vote for the sexiest werewolf on the poll and in the ultimate showdown on Monday 25th October, we'll pit the winning sexiest vampire against the sexiest werewolf - just in time for a Halloween showdown.

    Who will be your supernatural sex champion? You decide!

    With their bloodlust and animal passions, vampires and werewolves are two smoulderingly sexy supernatural species. But which is the hottest - vampire or werewolf? We decided that this Halloween we should let you decide…

    From Monday 11th October, you can vote for the sexiest vampire on the poll (it's up on the right -->)

    From Monday 18th October, you can vote for the sexiest werewolf on the poll.

    And in the ultimate showdown, we'll pit the winning sexiest vampire against the sexiest werewolf in the week leading up to Halloween.

    Who will be your supernatural sex champion? You decide!

    A thread was started on the Lovehoney Forumasking what people thought about to help them orgasm, and we thought we'd throw the question open on the blog's poll (on the right hand side of the blog). Who do you fantasise about most to help you climax?

    We had 300 responses and the results are as follows:

    Real-life partner (past or present) 45.61%, Real-life person (not your partner) 31.76%, Nameless faceless stranger 19.26%, Specific porn star 3.38%.

    So it seems that real people are the fantasy for the majority of people who voted in the poll. Is this the same for you, or do you like to fantasise about completely made up people?

    Have you ever wondered what other people have in their bedside table?

    Come with us, through the keyhole, as one of our sexually confident community members shares the contents of their toy chest with Lovehoney.

    *Emma* is a straight female with a wide and varied collection, who has been in a happy relationship for nearly 18 months.

    Orgasm Army Member *Emma* shows us her toy box

    Whiskas in JellyA sales bloke from Kelkoo just got in touch with Lovehoney to persuade us to advertise our sex toys on his price comparison site. He was offering a bargain rate and was pleased to let us know that Kelkoo now has a special Adult Entertainment section where XXX-rated products like vibrators, dildos and cat food are kept away from tender young eyes.

    Wait a minute. Cat food? Yes, cat food.

    For some reason, the powers that be at Kelkoo think that your Adult Entertainment can be enhanced by seductive items such as Whiskas Adult Market Produce in Jelly 24x100g from B&Q, a Folding Deaf / Blind / Low Vision Aluminium Cane Stick from eBay or a John Lewis Coin Purse (Red).

    I can just about imagine using a folding cane for a little light bedroom S&M, but that story about the girl who plastered her genitals in cat food is just a variation on an urban myth, right?

    And as for the coin purse, surely that's not big enough - why not just put a massive tip jar by the bed and have done with it?

    Our friends at Cosmopolitan are running their annual Ultimate Women of the Year Award and are calling on all Lovehoney customers to nominate their Ultimate Women.

    Do you have a friend or family member who you think deserves recognition for what they've achieved over the last year?

    Maybe you have an amazing friend who's helped you through a tough time, a relative who's done fantastic things for charity, or a colleague who's climbed Everest single-handedly?

    Or maybe you've just read about someone in the newspapers who you thought was truly incredible? If so, we'd love to hear from you.

    Email your nominee, along with why they should win, to ultimatewomen@natmags.co.uk.

    Summer Of Lovehoney - First Winners Announced!

    Big congratulations to the winners of our first Summer Of Lovehoney festival competition. Ellen Sanders and Karen Hankinson will be living it up at Download, experiencing the likes of Rage Against The Machine, Aerosmith, Motorhead, Billy idol, AC/DC and others. Lucky things!

    The good news is that if you entered to win tickets for Download and you didn't win, you can retain your points and enter to win tickets for an alternative festival! Simply log in to your Summer Of Lovehoney account and change the festival you would like to win tickets for. Any entries you have earned will then be placed toward your new choice of festival.

    Winners not only win two weekend tickets to their chosen festival, they also receive a champagne limo ride to a luxury hotel where they'll receive a £100 gift bundle of Lovehoney toys and spend Saturday night sleeping in comfort before the limo driver takes them back to the festival the following morning in time for the first bands.

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