Between Receptionist's Day and National Garlic Day (which is coming up on April 19th, by the way), it seems like Hallmark has a different card for every obscure holiday.
One we can definitely get on board with, however, is Cake and Cunnilingus Day, which falls annually on April 14th.
Coming from the from the Neo-Latin words cunnus (meaning vulva) and lingua (meaning tongue), cunnilingus refers to oral sex performed on a woman - so get ready to be treated by your partner next weekend, ladies!
To celebrate Cake and Cunnilingus Day, we're giving away a Sqweel 2 Oral Sex Simulator (£39.99) to one lucky reader. Simply comment below before April 12th to be in with a chance to win.
This clever sex toy has 10 silicone tongues that simulate oral sex for her.
With only a week left to brush up on your oral skills, we've scoured the web for the best oral sex guides to ensure you both enjoy Cake and Cunnilingus Day
Did you celebrate National Cleavage Day this week? At the end of March every year Wonderbra encourage women the world over put on their lowest cut tops and push-up bras and flaunt their cleavage.
With the news that the bestselling bra size in the UK has grown from 34B to 34DD in the past two years, we're anticipating seeing plenty of cleavage around this year.
All the men reading this needn't feel left out - cleavage has several meanings, so if you're sporting a tooth gap or going beltless, you could be celebrating Cleavage Day too!
To help you celebrate National Cleavage Day, we're giving away aBluebella Tatiana Open Cup Bra & Brief Set (worth £20.00) to one lucky reader.
This luxurious lingerie set is available from sizes 8 - 18 and frames your, or your partner's, breasts perfectly for optimal cleavage. How do you nab this fantastic prize? Simply comment below to be in with a chance to win.
Read on below for the
breast best cleavage-related news from around the web.
While it's still unseasonally nippy outside, we like to think the sun might be lurking round the corner and it's always good to be prepared!
What better way to enjoy the sun (when it finally shines) than with sex in a public park - at least, that's what 36% of women think, according to a recent survey!
A further 73% percent revealed they had sex in a car, while a surprising 11% have had a sneaky play on public transport.
Have you ever had sex outdoors? This week we're investigating the appeal of al fresco sex, and as usual we've scoured the best of the web for the best tips and tricks to help your sex life.
To celebrate the change in seasons, we're giving away a Lelo Insignia Lyla 2 Remote Control Vibrating Love Egg (worth £90.99) to one lucky reader. Simply comment below before March 29th to be in with a chance to win.
This luxury couples vibrator is operated by remote control and works up to a distance to 12 metres, making it the perfect toy for a bit of public fun with your lover.
Read on below for your chance to be a winner, and for the best sex-under-the-stars advice and information.
As Lovehoney's only Irish staff member, I'm obviously very excited that today is Saint Patrick's Day.
Paddy's Day is all about letting your hair down and having some fun, whether it's at a parade, in a pub, or even a ceili in honour of everyone's favourite medieval Welshman.
If that isn't your idea of fun, however, why not celebrate March 17th the Lovehoney way?
Fellas, forget a pint of Guinness at your local and indulge in a can of O'Doyle Irish Stout instead. And for the ladies, Lelo's bestselling luxury rabbit vibe, the Ina 2 is available in a beautiful light green.
To help you celebrate St. Patrick's Day, we're giving one lucky reader the chance to win a luxury Lelo Ina Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator (worth £144.99)!
Simply comment below before March 22nd for your chance to win. Read on for this week's pick of sex news from around the web, and don't forget to comment and tell us what you're getting up to for St. Paddy's Day.
With adult movies becoming easier to access, adult performers such as James Deen, Stoya, Belladonna and Jenna Jameson are becoming more than just cult favourites - they're being propelled to authentic stardom.
They have millions of Twitter followers, successful businesses and a slew of fans. It's official: porn A-listers are getting closer to achieving mainstream celebrity status than ever before.
The sex toy industry is sitting up and taking note. From Fleshlight Girls to Fleshjacks, chances are a detailed reproduction of your favourite pornstar's anatomy is available for your pleasure. Whether you want Sasha Grey's mouth or James Deen's cock, you can now recreate your favourite scenes from the comfort of your own home.
To help you satisfy your porn star fantasies, we’re giving away a Stoya Lotus Fleshlight (worth £59.99) to one lucky reader. Simply comment below before Friday the March 15th for your chance to win.
Read on for the best porn star news from around the web.
Image from Jon Millward's latest study: Deep Inside: A Study of 10,000 Porn Stars and Their Careers
It is 6 inches and a creamy white plastic, surrounded now by the detritus of its plain brown wrapping. Me and Kate stare, giggling.
Masturbation was about to take a leap into a new and exciting phase.
It’s 1986 and we are just across the threshold into our twenties. Bestest of best friends and flatmates, this purchase with all its glamour of the forbidden, also offered a convenient way to do what we both liked doing.
Because if your hands and arms don’t move in the average way, a session of self-love is not a simple matter.
It had taken several weeks build up to get to this point. Kate saw the advert in a women’s magazine, one of those tiny ads, which exclaim ‘personal massager for all over relaxing relief’.
Guest post by Penny Pepper
Did you know that The Sleep Council have declared March to be National Bed Month? We're definitely on board!
Bed is synonymous with sex, and for good reason. The centre of romance, the bed remains a hub for kisses, cuddles and of course - sex.
There’s nothing like a weekend lie-in to encourage quality time with your partner, so take some time in the coming weeks to treat your lover to breakfast in bed in honour of National Bed Month.
To help you put a kinky twist on your bed, we’re giving away a Bondage Boutique Under The Bed Restraint Kit (£34.99) to one lucky reader. Simply comment below before Friday the March 8th for your chance to win.
We’ve scoured the web for the best sexy bed-related articles for you to enjoy (hopefully from bed!) on this lazy Sunday morning.
Image: Paul Schneggenburger
As the cold weather continues in the UK this week, many people have started planning holidays to banish those February blues.
If you're lucky enough to go on holiday with your partner this year, be prepared to return home with more than just a tan - a new survey reveals that 28% of couples think their sex life improved after taking a holiday together.
Going abroad doesn't mean you have to sacrifice home comforts. Even sex toys are getting more travel-friendly. The Lovehoney Flash USB Mini Vibrator, released just last week, is ideal for travel. Rechargeable by USB, completely discreet and detachable, there's no chance of this powerful toy starting to vibrate in your luggage.
To celebrate the release of the Lovehoney Flash USB Mini Vibrator (worth £29.99), we're giving a lucky reader the chance to win one! Simply comment below before Friday the 22nd for your chance to win.
Read on below for the best travel related sex news from around the internet.
There's a reason why Valentine's Day is the second most widely celebrated holiday in the world - every once and awhile, it's nice to indulge our romantic side with flowers, chocolate…and sex!
February 14th is the perfect day to show your partner how much you love them. Whether it's a nice meal, seductive lingerie, a dozen roses or a couples sex toy, there's just something about treating your lover that inspires passion.
Being single on St. Valentine's Day doesn't mean you have to miss out on all the fun, either - there are plenty of sex toys designed for solo pleasure.
To celebrate this romantic time of year, we're giving away a bumper Valentine's bundle to one lucky winner.
Prize includes a TENGA Flip Hole (£69.99), a Lelo Mia 2 (£52.49) and a pair of Luxury Sex Dice. Comment below before Tuesday, Februray 12th for a chance to win.
Read on for the best tips from across the web to guarantee the best Valentine's Day ever.
One of Lovehoney's 13 Sex Predictions for 2013 was that technology would give us new ways to stimulate - and only a month into the year, we're already seeing sex toys get more high tech.
The Hello Touch by Jimmyjane debuted at the XBIZ Pleasure Products conference in Los Angeles (where Lovehoney won International Pleasure Products Company of the Year, by the way).
This futuristic sex toy features two vibrating pads that slip over the wearer fingers to be used anywhere on the body.
The novel sex toy has gone down a storm in the tech and sex world - it's been called "the best sex toy ever invented" by Gizmodo and "vibrator of the future" by Slate.
Don't believe the hype? We're giving away one Hello Touch vibrator to a lucky reader. Just comment below before 8 February to be in with a chance to win.
Read on for the best sex tech news from across the web.