How to Buy a Sex Machine
on 2 May 2017
If you’ve ever seen a sex machine in action, then I think it’s safe to say that you’ve also had a strong desire to try one out.
Whereas the idea of a ‘mechanical sex simulator’ doesn’t sound very sexy, the reality is so sexy that you may just need a lie down after reading this guide!
From the budget to the luxury, Lovehoney has a sex machine to suit you…
Move over Sybian, there’s new toys in town…
If you’ve ever watched porn with a sex machine in, more than likely it’s been a Sybian. These super powerful machines are so expensive to ship to the UK that it’s impossible for retailers to make any kind of profit on them. This, coupled with the enormous price tag to the customer, has instantly led the Sybian to become a porn fantasy rather than a bedroom actuality.
But don’t worry! If you love the idea of a sex machine but don’t want to have to re-mortgage your house to afford one, we have the perfect solution…
Serious Sex Machines:
Portable Sex Machines:
Hints and Tips
- When buying a sex machine, take into account the type of stimulation you prefer. If you like powerful vibrations then go for something like the Fetish Fantasy Inflatable Hot Seat for intense sensations.
- Sex machines tend to be very loud so be careful if you live with housemates or parents!
- Always use a lubricant with your sex machine. Unlike a partner, your sex machine doesn’t know when to stop and reapply lube so use your judgement and take breaks.
- Cleanliness is highly important with your sex machine so make sure you clean all the parts that touch your body thoroughly and all other surfaces at least get wiped down with a damp cloth and a few squirts of Lovehoney Fresh Sex Toy Cleaner.
Need more help?
You can Contact Customer Care, who will be able to help you find the perfect sex machine. You can email, telephone or live chat to an experienced advisor 24/7.
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