Baconlube - it's umami for your salami!
We humans are incredibly varied individuals and contrary to the proverb, what’s good for the goose isn't always good for the gander, not directly anyway. When discussing your turn ons with your partner you won’t be surprised to find that you don’t just like having different buttons pushed, you in fact have different buttons all together.
But what if their buttons are slightly more… oblong than you’re used to?
What would you say if your partner paused mid passion to whisper sweetly in your ear; “I want to slather you with bacon and eat it off of you?”
Even if you’re not vegetarian or vegan this request is likely to stop you dead in your tracks. There can’t be that many people who share such a niche erotic desire to be smeared with bacon… can there?
If that’s so, why in the name of all that is sexy does J&D’s Baconlube exist?
Promising everything that comes from a larger vibrator in a smaller package, Lovehoney's Oh! Rabbit Slimline Silicone Vibrator is ideal for those who prefer their sex toys more miniature than massive. Alongside a satisfying range of vibrating settings in the ears (3 speeds and 4 patterns), the shaft rotates for intense G-spot stimulation and is controllable using a simple light-up control pad on the base.
In this week's Lovehoney TV video, Annabelle demonstrates the Lovehoney Oh! Rabbit Slimline:
The petite rabbit vibrator also features a contoured tip designed to place pleasurable pressure on your G-spot during use. You can also discover the joys of aquatic fun with the Oh! Slimline; it is completely waterproof and can be used safely in both the bath and shower.
There’s something wild and wonderful about tearing each other’s clothes off - and I’m talking literally. I once had a memorably lustful exchange with a boyfriend who burst in on me in a theatre dressing room, and ripped open the tight Victorian bodice that was part of my costume. As the twenty-odd tiny fastenings pinged across the room, I did for a nano-second think what a pain in the arse it was going to be sewing them all back on, but this was soon eclipsed by the heady euphoria induced by his wanton, button-popping desire.
That was an unexpected and spontaneous moment, but there’s no reason why with some sexy lingerie you can’t plan a bodice-ripping scenario of your own…
Write a sex toy review for Lovehoney and you could be in with a chance to win a whopping £100 to spend on whatever you like!
Each month we also choose a selection of highly commended reviews and reward them each with a whopping 2,000 Lovehoney Oh! Points to spend as they wish, or perhaps save up to spend on a luxury sex toy.
Review of the Month
This month's winning review first captured our attention with its title - so much so that we made it the title of this post! In the review itself, we loved the way all the benefits of the Lelo Luna Pleasure Bead System were explained and summarised with the final line:
"Overall, a fantastic product that I would definitely recommend to anyone wishing to improve their sexual health, sex life and pelvic floor muscles. Which must be pretty much everyone?"
Read the full review by cherrylick.
Read on to find out who was highly commended and earned points this month, and make sure you write a sex toy review to be in the running next month…
Do you have a photo of yourself wearing lingerie from Lovehoney? Send it to us!
Every month we run our 'Model of the Month' competition and choose one photo that wins a £100 shopping spree at Lovehoney.
If you want to be the person that wins £100 to spend at Lovehoney, all you need to do is strike your best poses in our lingerie and Upload a Photo.
Winning our competition in December is this stunning photo was uploaded by bug7177.
Showcasing the Coquette Wet Look Catsuit we absolutely adored everything about the shot - the model's pose, the lighting, the composition and of course the gorgeous red-soled heels too!
In December we also ran our special themed photo competition with December's theme being 'Holiday Cheer'.
We're please to announce three winners, each bagging themselves a whopping 2,000 Oh! Points for their efforts.
The winners are…
Realistic oral sex toys are among the best-selling sex toys for men at Lovehoney but getting it right can be a tricky issue. Sex dolls don’t always cut it as they tend to have heads full of air and lack sufficient pressure. Realistic flesh although weighty can be a little too wobbly to handle smoothly. There needs to be a happy medium between the two. Thanks to my favourite kinksters Pipedream Extreme, you can now experience flawless fellatio without a partner with the eloquently named Masturbation Station (£140.00).
If you’re looking at the photo thinking it looks familiar, it may be that your little sister had something similar in her toy box. This oral sex simulator has been modelled on the hairdresser dummy and even has heat-styleable hair. In place of the usual hard plastics though is soft and squishy FantaFlesh. This soft and fleshy material extends into her mouth and down into her 6-inch-deep ribbed throat. Push past her lips and you’ll be amazed at how well she stretches to accommodate your length and girth for an incredible deep throat sensation.
Despite the soft composition of her skin, the whole unit is incredibly solid and the best part of this innovative male sex toy is the sucker base. You can mount this head on any hard surface you like for gratification at any angle complete with obligatory head bobbing - something I’ve not seen on any other sex doll. The finishing touch is a pair of eyes that close shut when you tilt her head back.
A sucker-mounted deep throat dolly that allows you to practice your hair and make-up skills? Awesome!
Give yourself permission to experiment now, and take time to discover your sensuality. Light some candles, have a long soak in a bath with fragrant oils, (and a large glass of wine if that helps you to relax) and explore a little solo stimulation, to become familiar with your body and its needs.
Merry Christmas everyone!
We hope you're having the happiest, sexiest Christmas ever and that 2012 brings you even more satisfaction.
In what is swiftly becoming Lovehoney tradition, we have some incredible Christmas Day offers, so you can give yourself one extra little treat today.
These spectacular savings on luxury sex toys just don't happen at any other time of the year and are only available while stocks last… hurry!
You need to head on over to the Lovehoney Forum and look for our thread announcing the offers (oh alright, you can also click here to find our secret Christmas Day deals!)
Haven't started your Christmas shopping yet? Only got a few things? Starting to panic? You can still make sure you have a sexy Christmas to remember - and get maximum bang for your buck too.
I have something of a reputation for being a bargain hunter, so I've applied my wily ways to Lovehoney and have found some incredible offers, saving over £100 in some cases!
It’s almost Christmas! Hopefully you’ve done the majority of your Christmas present shopping by now and therefore won’t be braving the cold streets to rifle through the trashed and discounted Xmas tat to find something (anything!) that you can pop a bow on and call a gift.
If you’ve been following Festive Sex Toy of the Week you’ll have noticed that I’ve covered bondage, sex games, his pleasure and her pleasure in previous weeks. My final Festive Sex Toy is a special sexy gift for couples to enjoy.
Earlier in the year I chose the Sex Swing Frame as an Awesome Sex Toy of the Week because it’s ideal for couples who are renting a property or want a more inconspicuous way to enjoy the sex swing experience.
However a frame and separate sex swing make for a pricey investment that is a little too rich for many tastes, especially if you’re not wholly convinced that a sex swing will be a big enough enhancement to your love life to warrant spending that much money on a set-up.
If you want to get a taster for sex swings without breaking the bank or drilling into ceiling beams then the Sportsheets Sex Swing Door Jam Kit is the gift you should give to your sex life this Christmas…