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It's not long to go until Halloween and we're holding a huge Scarehouse clearance sale just in time for you to pick up some blood-curdling bargains.
If you haven't sorted your sexy Halloween costume yet, you can grab one from our range at a price so low it's scary!
With up to 75% off and free postage to the UK, this is our biggest Halloween Sale yet!
Stock is flying out of our Scarehouse like a bat out of Hell, so be sure to grab your bargains before you miss out on our ghoulishly-good deals.
Have you ever noticed how you can buy every kind of body part for sexual purposes? Over the years we’ve sold everything from feet and fists to heads and boobs.Now if only there was some way to sew these parts together and bring to life a living, breathing sex doll to service all of your wants, needs and desires. If sci-fi can be believed then all it takes to animate body parts is a good shock of electricity on a dark and stormy night.
Unfortunately my experiments haven’t yielded any fruitful results, possibly because the limbs I’ve used are made from realistic flesh and never belonged to real people but more probably because the Kinklab Neon Wand I’ve been using to try and shock my real-feel fittie to life is much more useful as a tool for sensory play. As sad as I am to discover that the Neon Wand has no life-giving capabilities, it is an awesome sex toy with lots of other things going for it…
Give yourself an orgasm overload with a Six Of The Best Sexy Gift Box!
Included with each box are two G-spot vibrators; a Mantric Sienna Symphony 10 Function Silicone G-spot vibrator and a Tracey Cox Supersex Contour Body Curve Vibrator, a VibraExciter Mobile Phone Vibrator that gives you pleasure with every text message and a Lovehoney Powerful Pocket Vibrator which boasts some of the most powerful vibrations around.
Packed full of sensational goodies, a BASIC Sex Toys Starter Sex Bits Grab Bag and Pin Ups Betty Waterproof Glitter Bullet and Bombshell Orgasm Balm Set are also included.
Altogether this sexy box contains £110 worth of orgasm-fun, and all for just £50. We only have a limited number, so grab one while you can!
Need a new Halloween costume? Here at Lovehoney we've got loads of different outfits to choose from, from the traditional to the unconventional and everything in-between. Check out this video of Hella modelling our incredible new A Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Halloween Costume.
Whatever you decide to go as this year, there's something in our range of sexy costumes for you. To see more Halloween costumes being modelled, take a look at Lovehoney TV's Sexy Costume Videos.Julie Peasgood
It’s difficult to know what advice to give, apart from explaining to him how desperate this is making you feel – not just desperate that you’re missing out on the intimacy and fun that sex can bring, but also desperate because your feelings are not being recognised. Perhaps you need to ask him what it will take for him to start taking this problem seriously?
Have a sexy time this Halloween and get yourself a Trick or Treat Bundle. Crammed full of delectable treats and spookily satisfying sex toys - all for just £6.66.
Forget bobbing for apples and going door-to-door to get your sugar this year, with this fang-tastic bundle you can whip-up some kinky fun with a liquorice whip, nibble away at some naughty chocolate boobies and cover your lover with some magical lust dust.
After you've enjoyed your delicious treats you can get down to some bedtime fun. Feeling brave? Switch off the lights and get bring yourself to a scream-worthy climax with some of Lovehoney's best selling sex toys.
There's a limited amount of stock, so get yours while you can!
Today is National Stockings Day, so what better time to slip into a pair of sexy thigh-highs to make your legs look extra luscious? Say goodbye to sagging gussets and pop those tights back in your drawer for another day because the 20th of October is all about the shapely stocking.
Those dangling suspender straps on babydolls need something to hang onto to make them feel complete and a pair of stockings adds a sexy finishing touch to any lingerie look.
To help you find the best pair of stockings to complete your erotic lingerie look, I’m going to talk you through six of our sexiest stocking looks.
The trouble with zombies is that they come at night, and so do we. Most of our sexual thrills are had between the sheets before bedtime and many of us will encounter our first zombie while getting frisky with a partner or ourselves. Most inconvenient.
On the plus side, Lovehoney customers will have plenty of weapons within arm's reach to help them combat the brain-hungry Z army.
At Lovehoney we believe in providing the best possible sex advice for all occasions, so in order to keep you sexually happy during the inconvenience of the apocalypse and the collapse of society, I've tried and tested some of the best methods of defeating zombies using only sex toys by subjecting myself to the wrath of three very brain-hungry zombies. Eeeek!
Rechargeable sex toys and mains-powered vibes are brilliant as they’re economic and high powered, allowing you to enjoy hours and hours and hours of sexual pleasure without the need to buy expensive batteries. But once the zombie apocalypse comes it’s only a matter of time before the power is switched off and supplies of batteries run out, rendering all of your sex toys useless.
There’s only one thing more depressing than a full-on zombie invasion and that’s a full-on zombie invasion without satisfying masturbation. If your boyfriend is out all night eating some other girl’s brains, you’re going to feel mightily dejected when your collection of sex toys is devoid of power. What’s a girl to do?!
There is one shining beacon of sexual satisfaction in the post apocalyptic void and that beacon is my Spooky Sex Toy of the Week - the SolarStim Solar-Powered Bullet Vibrator…