Everytime you write a sex toy review for Lovehoney you have the chance to win an amazing £100 to spend with us, on whatever you like!
With each passing month we gather a selection of commended sex toy reviews, rewarding each of them with 2,000 Oh! Points to spend with us as they wish.
Review of the Month
This month's winning review offers an account of the Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock UR3 6 Inch Vibrating Harness Set, it describes everything that you'd need to know about buying the toy, with everything from how it fastens to how easy it is to use.
We felt that this particular review offered a thorough account of the product, focusing on the positive and negative aspects, while offering honest advice for any future customers.
"We got this primarily for my OH to use on me for anal sex. This is our second Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock strap-on set. This was delivered very quickly and discreetly as has always been the case with Lovehoney. The set came in a smartly presented box and looks professionally produced.
The instruction leaflet is mostly used to show off other products in the range. The key instructions relating to adjusting the straps were clear and easy to use. Likewise for the care instructions - wash with mild soap and water then hand dry with a soft cloth."
Read the full review by MrJay, and take a look at our Guide to Pegging and Strap-On Sex for Men if you're interested in finding out more.
Continue reading to discover which other Lovehoney reviewers recieved commendations, and earned Oh! Points this month. Make sure you write your own sex toy review to be in the running for April!
Another month, another Model of the Month. March saw lots of submissions with entries from members who haven’t uploaded before. Once again it was really difficult to pick the overall winner, but we think you’ll agree with our selection.
We picked acoupleofwankers as March’s Model of the Month thanks to this incredible shot. Simple and seductive, we love the composition of this shot and the understated way it shows off the Kiss Me Deadly Van Doren 6 Strap Suspender Belt. They treated us to a two photos this month, the other also showing off the suspender belt. Both were strong contenders for the winning slot but after several cups of tea and a lot of consideration we decided this image had the erotic edge. We look forward to seeing more!
We also chose four runners up this month, who’ll each receive 2,000 Oh! Points to spend…
I have a soft spot for sex toys that are designed to indulge a specific kink, especially if that kink is a little unusual.
You’d be forgiven for thinking that in this day and age vampire fetishists are all drippy girls with a thing for guys with sparkly skin, but in truth getting jiggy with a bloodsucker is a classic fantasy for guys too.
If you fancy driving your stake between the eager chops of a ravenous vamp then the Fleshlight Sex in a Can Succu Dry (£36.99) is the only way to avoid it being your last great thrill.
The Lovehoney Bedtime Bullets are new to Lovehoney's collection of own brand toys, and they're ideal for almost anyone. The Bedtime Bullet's range from Twin Vibrating Cock Rings, Twin Bullet Vibrators, and a Rabbit Vibrator Set, all of which have been carefully crafted for amazing satisfaction and stimulation. In this week's Lovehoney TV, we're focusing on the Lovehoney Bedtime Bullet Vibrating Butt Plug, which is perfect for anal sex toy beginners.
Annabelle shows off the 10 vibrating functions, suction base and smooth tapered shape in this Lovehoney TV video:
The plug recently received a 5 star review from Lovehoney Community member, innocent-on-the-outside, who said, "Power-wise, the first time I used it it went straight onto its highest setting - much more powerful than I was expecting - very nice!"
Get him eating celery and strawberries, and try giving him a big glass of pineapple juice around 3-4 hours before you go down on him again – with that and upping the water you should definitely notice an improvement!
Are you ready to fly first class? Flight by Fleshlight is a discreet and fantastically textured masturbator with an aerodynamic exterior and incredibly bumpy canal to take you to new heights of pleasure. Prepare for extreme turbulence!
Compact and ergonomic, the Flight has been redesigned to have a sleeker and more modern appearance overall.
At £44.99 it's an affordable way to experience the legendary Fleshlight - the world's #1 selling male sex toy.
So how does the Fleshlight Flight compare to other Fleshlights? What exactly is the case like, how does the opening look, and what does the texture feel like? Read on for the answers to all these questions and more…
Lovehoney is the first shop in the UK to have theFleshlight Flight. Get yourFleshlight Flight today!
In this scene from Hired Logan 'Phoenix' Taylor, the bad boy of the Orlando Vipers ice hockey team, and Brooke, wannabe nurse and believer of all things astrological and karmic, are having some fun with a box of sex toys they discovered at the luxury tropical villa they're staying in.
I like this scene because it's not just hot, it's also experimental, they are at ease with each other and she is happy to trust him to take her out of her comfort zone. Brooke was a great character to write with her slightly kooky ideas and thoughts, which is ultimately why Logan falls for her, she couldn't be more different from the 'rink bunnies' who normally chase him.
I also like the fact that here, despite the intensity of the moment, Brook remembers that they've already been snapped by paparazzi in a compromising position and how much worse this one would look splashed across the front of the sports papers!
Guest post by Lily Harlem
If you haven’t tried a glass dildo you might wonder what the appeal is. If you’re umming and ahhing about getting to grips with glass, take a look at our top tips to see if your bedside drawer would benefit from a glassy shaft.
Don’t be afraid to buy one because you think it might break. All of the dildos we sell are incredibly durable and are made from toughened glass to ensure they’re completely safe.
If you use glass cookware in your kitchen then you’ll know the sort of glass we mean. So long as you don’t drop or hit it on a hard surface, your dildo should withstand whatever you have to throw at it.
At Lovehoney we use technology called heatmapping to show us the most popular areas of pages. Heatmapping places little coloured areas across a page, corresponding to how frequently they are clicked. Using this information, we can see how the layout of a page or list can be improved.
So for example, a heatmap of the left-hand navigation on our homepage looks something like the picture on the left.
However, recently, I was running a heatmap of our Sexy Lingerie page, and noticed something odd. People clicking on the pictures were clicking in, let’s say, rather specific areas of the image. It looked to me that the most popular areas of the image were either the boobs or crotch (see right).
Now, this could have just been a function of the type of lingerie being modelled - so I decided to test it!
Channel 4's Four Rooms is not your usual antiques programme, and last night alongside the score from Psycho and the chair J K Rowling sat on while she wrote Harry Potter, was an antique dildo dating from 1893. It stumped the group at first, till antiques dealer Celia Sawyer explained, "it's a dildo… quite a small one."
Complete with a US patent and a hollow centre for hot or cold water, this steel dildo is the ancestor of modern metal dildos and glass dildos used for sensory play.
A hand-me-down from her grandmother, the seller had high hopes of selling the dildo-cum-heirloom for a whopping £4,000. But alas, her resolve was not as steely as her dildo, as Jeffrey Salmon's offer of £1,111.11 was accepted - and sealed with a kiss! (No tongues though.)
Unfortunately, the deal was done before Gordon Watson could get a look in. Perhaps an unlikely admirer of the dildo, he said, "every fibre of my being, every single nerve-ending is ready to do whatever it takes to get the piece." Despite being "not quite my thing" Gordon Watson would have offered £3000, as a client of his is Belgium's largest collector of dildos.
Now, that's someone we'd like to meet…