We all love a steamy erotic novel but, in my opinion, there are few things racier than a memoir-based tale; a window into red-hot real-life exploits… Especially when you can gossip about the best bits with your friends afterwards and there's a free gift up for grabs!
So it was with a smile and raised eyebrow that I tucked into Lovehoney's Book of the Month, Dark Secret Love: A Story of Submission by bestselling author Alison Tyler. As the official Lovehoney Book Club read for November, this is your chance to pull up a pew at the Lovehoney Book Club thread on our forum and share your thoughts.
Plus, pick up your copy from Lovehoney and you'll receive a free Silver Collection Silky Bondage Restraint (normally £16.99)! If you need any more reason to check out this novel, award-winning sex columnist and author Violet Blue is a fan: "Dark Secret Love a scorchingly hot work… it's impossible to stop turning the pages… I love this book."
Join our informal erotic book club here - everyone's welcome! Don't forget to give us your take on this naughty read in the comments or on the forum…
Our final tip for defeating zombies using sex toys shows you how to use a decoy to escape to safety. Fake body parts, like the Doc Johnson Belladonna's Magic Hand Dildo, will distract your bloodthirsty chaser long enough for you to run off.
Need more tips on fighting off zombies? Check out parts one, two and three.
We all know a good quality lubricant is essential in the bedroom, but who knew it could be used to fight off zombies? Drizzling some slippery sex lube behind you in a chase will leave your attacker sprawled on the floor.
Need more tips on fighting off zombies? Check out parts one and two.
It's that time of year where all things supernatural come out to play. Haven't been preparing for a zombie apocolypse? Lovehoney has you covered with our guide to defeating zombies using sex toys:
It turns out all you need is a blow up doll, a length of bondage rope and some pheromone spray to distract Mr. Zombie while you run off. Easy!
Missed part 1? Check it out here.
Who doesn't love Halloween? Toffee apples, trick-or-treating and, best of all, donning a costume to impress your friends.
Whether you decide to go down the sexy or scary route, Lovehoney has a Halloween costume for you! From Zombie Nurses to Red Devils and Fallen Angels, we've got you covered.
To celebrate our favourite time of the year (well, after Christmas and Valentine's Day, of course), we've come up with a special giveaway to delight all you pleasure seekers.
We're giving away a terrifyingDeath By Orgasm 10 Speed Black Widow Bullet Vibrators to FIVE lucky readers!
To be in with a chance to win, simply leave a comment on this post before 5pm on November 1st.
Read on for spookiest stories from around the web…
After years of showing you the best new sex toys on Lovehoney TV, our very own Annabelle Knight has released her first range of vibrators!
Using her top notch knowledge of everything sexy, Annabelle's new range of couple-friendly sex toys includes a classic vibrator, a G-spot vibe, a love egg and even stylish vibrating knickers.
If you've seen the Lovehoney documentary More Sex Please, We're British, you'll know that Annabelle has been eager to share her own range of pleasure objects with the world for a long time.
"I adore my new collection of toys! They're sexy, stylish and elegant, and won't break the bank. I've tried to provide something for everyone and spent many an hour fretting over the design and functions to make sure you get the best from them!" - Annabelle
Designed with style and function in mind, Annabelle's collection features ergonomic vibrators with a smooth texture for sensual pleasure.
Ms Knight's familiarity of sex toys clearly came in handy when it came to designing the products: "When coming up with the ideas for the toys I took my inspiration from you! They're for the everywoman by the everywoman."
View the full Annabelle Knight Collection below…
Squirting: it's the ultimate taboo that we 'just don't talk about', but many people find it a huge turn-on and even something of a monumental achievement!
If you've ever visited our forums, you'll know that the community loves to discuss female ejaculation and how to achieve it.
Even now, when you visit the Lovehoney blog, you'll see that the most popular post since Lovehoney began is Female Ejaculation: Learn How to Squirt, despite the post being over 6 years old! Now that's a seriously hot topic.
Whether you're a regular squirter, haven't quite mastered it yet or have never even tried, let us know your opinions on the subject and you could win a luxury G-Ki by Je Joue Adjustable G-Spot Vibrator!
This competition is now closed.
We love all things that go bump in the night here at Lovehoney, so it should come as no surprise that we're massive fans of Halloween!
In the run up to our favourite spooky holiday, we've gathered together our most spine-tingling treats (don't worry - no tricks!) to give you the sexiest fright of your life - you'll be shaking, and possibly even screaming, but in the best possible way.
If it's thrills rather than chills that you're after, you'll love the hair-raising treats we've got in store for you.
There's everything from toys that vibrate as if possessed (bring them back to life with the touch of a button!) to macabre accessories designed to spirit you all the way to orgasm. Or, if dark dirty talk is your thing, why not try our deliciously haunting erotica?
We hope you don't spook easily… Boo!
In exactly one week, the clocks in the UK go back an hour, meaning we all get an extra hour in bed.
Although it's dubbed "National Sleep In Day", we can think of a much better way to spend that extra 60 minutes in the sack…
To help you fully avail of the stolen hour, we're giving you the chance to win a fabulous prize that transforms any bed into pleasure central.
Win a Bondage Boutique Almosta 4Posta Under The Bed Kit (worth £34.99). Simply add your comment below before Thursday, October 24th to be automatically entered into the draw.
Not only that, we've found the top facts about the relationship between sex and sleep to ensure you know what you're up against.
So lay back with a coffee and enjoy your Sunday morning read…