Like strawberries and chocolate, sexy lingerie and erotic massage go really, really well together.
We've consulted our community members and whipped up a drool-worthy date night recipe - and it doesn't involve hours in the kitchen.
Don't forget to tell us your own favourite combo in the comments below.
First and foremost, thank you for the fabulous response to our first edition of 'Fetish FAQs With Jess' which launched in July.
It's been a roaring success and I'm so so pleased that I've managed to help a few people out there in the real world - Kink-Wizard Level unlocked!
With the UK summer being as brilliant as ever (groan) it seems most of you have been keeping yourselves busy in the bedroom to pass the time (and get some privacy from the kids!) during the holidays.
In this week's instalment, I'm answering questions on how to find beginner's bondage gear, how to dominate your boyfriend, and how to balance romance and kink in the bedroom.
Not to mention I make some pretty sweet analogies about sex and food - and who doesn't love both of those things?
So if you're baffled by bondage, stumped by S&M or flustered by fetishes, read on to be enlightened.
Don't forget to add a comment with your kink query and your question could be answered next month.
Lots of men decide to try using a penis pump to achieve a larger manhood in minutes. Bathmate penis pumps use the power of water to help you achieve a bigger length and girth. Frequent use of a Bathmate pump in the bath or shower leads to bigger penis, and many men report enhanced erections and increased stamina to boot.
This guide explains how Bathmate penis enlargers work and help you choose the best pump for your needs.
It takes a lot to raise our eyebrows here at Lovehoney HQ. We've had sex selfie sticks and vibrating diamonds arrive on our desks in the last few months alone, so it's fair to say our standards are high. But we're all loving this innovative new product that puts the variety back into sex.
Introducing Ooh by Je Joue - or to put it another way, pick 'n' mix sex toys! Ever love the vibrations on one of your toys but fancy the shape of another? The Ooh lets you pick your favourite attachment and add the super-powerful vibrating motor for a mix-and-match made in heaven. You can choose from clitoral attachment, classic vibrator shape or cock ring, or save by picking the Pleasure Kit.
We love the versatility the system offers, and it delivers on discretion and power too. The USB-powered motor offers 3 speeds and 2 patterns and 2 hours of play with every charge.
Like what you hear? Pick up the Ooh by Je Joue pleasure system exclusively from Lovehoney now, or discover more below.
The exam results are in and the eager Freshers are getting ready to head off to uni for the first time with their bags full of condoms, fancy dress and cheap vodka. It fills us all with equal parts nostalgia and regret.
Uni was a simpler time, filled with to the brim with events you'd never tell your parents about, which is where our new survey comes in…
It doesn't matter if you're currently at uni (you lucky devil) or you graduated back when there was no such thing as tuition fees. We'd love to hear about all of the debaucherous things you got up to as a student.
You'll also be in with the chance of winning these prizes:
Each month, the Lovehoney Community is bombarded with dozens of beautiful images uploaded by its members.
We love to see how you wear style your sexy lingerie and other Lovehoney purchases, and that's why we started our monthly modelling competition.
That's right - each month we choose our favourite image to win a £100 Lovehoney gift card. Lovely stuff!
Our latest winner is Couple looking to spice things up, who uploaded this breathtaking image in August.
Looking like she's just stepped off the pages of a fashion magazine, Couple accessorises her lingerie with the Lovehoney Lace & Satin Blindfold and Lovehoney Lace & Satin Restraints.
We love the seductive eyes she's making at the camera and the satin tie pursed between her lips is the epitome of sexy.
Fancy a piece of the action? Upload your shot during September to be in the running for our next competition. Don't forget to read over the Photo Submission Guidelines before uploading your image.
Read on below for a look at this month's runners up:
If you've shopped at Lovehoney, chances are you've read at least one of our 230,000 sex toy reviews. These reviews are written by our customers (some of whom are sex toy testers) and are a great way to get the lowdown on a product from someone who has actually tried it.
Each month we pick our favourite recent review to win £100 to spend at Lovehoney. This month's winner tries out the TensCare Itouch Sure Pelvic Floor Exerciser with Electrical Pulses with fantastic results:
"You can treat urge incontinence and stress incontinence with this, or a combination of the two. You get a little control module - about the size of an old flip mobile phone, and the probe which is small and very well shaped to slip in and remain in place with no pain or stretching. You could easily wear it all day and not feel discomfort."
"The big question is 'does it work'? And, yes, it most certainly does! I've found that I am much tighter, and I can run now without any leakage and even jump on a trampoline, something that was impossible before."
ReadAWilki's full review here.
AWilki wins our top prize this month, but we've also selected 3 runners up. Read on below to find out if you were lucky…
We're kicking off our latest survey to settle the rugby vs. football debate once and for all.
But clearly we're more interested in the game that happens off the pitch…
So if you're partial to a bit of hand-ball action, go crazy for a good tackle, or you prefer to go for 90 minutes, in 11 positions, with no hands… we want to know!
Be a good sport and let us know your views.
You could win all of this:
Prepare for the Orgasm(atron) of your life straight from the loudest band on earth.
That's right folks, Motörhead's Official Pleasure Collection has just landed.
If you're bored of seeing pink and purple vibes, draw a Line in the Sand and welcome black and metallic silver to the mix.
Rock Out with one of four epic vibrators, all emblazoned with the band's iconic logos and packed with a powerful punch.
You Ain't Gonna Live Forever, so what have you got to lose?
They'll be sure to leave you Smiling Like a Killer (okay, maybe that was Overkill).
SPOILER ALERT: Do not read this if you haven't seen episode four of Humans.
If you were one of the five million people who saw that sex scene on Channel 4's Humans a few weeks ago, then you'll have no trouble imagining a human having sex with a robot. The scene caused a lot of stir on the internet and for many, it all seemed a bit too close for comfort.
Bumping uglies with synthetic humans is no new phenomenon, with thousands of sex dolls on the market offering varying levels of authenticity. They're closer to the physical experience of having sex than handheld masturbators or sex toys and are something that many people are keen to 'explore'.
Those lucky enough to own a high-end doll, such as a Teddy Babe, may even find that they are much more than a means for sexual fulfilment. For many, these dolls evolve into so much more than a large male masturbator - offering companionship, passion and in some cases, romance.