Ever wondered why you and your partner want sex at different times? It's not just them being awkward, it's biology.
According to our survey of 2,300 people, men and women's peak times for horniness occur 15 hours apart… Nightmare.
A whopping 78% of men and 69% of women admitted they desire sex most at different times of the day to their partner.
And what are these magical times that bring each of the sexes to life with lust? Well, if you're a man, it's all about the morning glory. Men prefer to wake and shake between 6am and 9am with 7.53am being the optimal time for horizontal refreshment. For women, it appears that nocturnal nooky is the favourite. The hours between 11pm and 2am are most popular for females with 11.21pm being the most moist minute.
I guess it's true what they say: men are from Mars and women are from Venus and the two planets appear to operate in different timezones.
It's not something you hear everyday, but felt craft just got a whole lot sexier.
Introducing Madame Roxy's Erotic Emporium - the Soho sex shop made entirely of felt - brought to you by artist Lucy Sparrow.
The art installation, which will be open to the public until 17th October, took six months to create and every single sex toy, condom and bondage item on the shelves (around 5,000 in total) was stitched by Lucy's nimble fingers.
Queen of felt Lucy hopes that the erotic exhibit will challenge society's 'Victorian attitudes' towards sex, particularly the commercialisation of London's provocative Soho area.
She explained: "While London's Soho undergoes sterilisation with strip clubs and sex shops being swept away in favour of trendy wine bars and hipster coffee shops, so Britain's laws on pornography are also being cleansed."
See if you can spot some of your most-loved Lovehoney products in the snaps below.
Lovehoney Community member Shadow Collector is one very lucky lady. Not only did she receive a Secret Wishlist Present from an anonymous forum friend, but we've also chosen the review she wrote of it as our Review of the Month. The prize? £100 to spend at Lovehoney!
We loved her in-depth review of the Icicles No 24 Tentacle Glass Dildo. She even pointed out features we hadn't noticed, like the perineum stimulation offered by the textured nubs:
"The raised glass nodules provide the kind of feelings that, previous to this toy, I only have imagined existed. There is nothing that can compare to the cool, firm feel of glass. Furthermore, the handle’s shaped so that with every thrust it’ll also tickle the anus."
"To the amazing person who blessed me with the Icicles No. 24, thank you. You've changed my outlook on sex toys for the better, and it was already pretty darn positive. I love this piece and any texture aficionados will love it as well."
Read Shadow Collector's full review here.
Read on below to see who we picked as runners up…
If you thought your 10% off at Topshop was good, then you're in for a very exciting ride.
If you're a student and have a UNiDAYS account (they're free!), then you, my friend, can grab yourself a sensational 20% discount on all products on Lovehoney.co.uk.
Gone are the days of deciding between dildos and dinner - now you can have it all.
All you have to do is click here and log in to UNiDAYS, or sign up for a shiny new account, and enjoy orgasms for 20% less dollar than everyone else. We really are too good to you.
Scroll down to find out exactly what this saving means in real terms.
The original penis casting kit, Clone-A-Willy has been around for over a decade now, bringing silicone penis replicas to bedrooms everywhere. Featuring all the ingredients and (almost) everything you need to reproduce your pint-size pal in vibrator form, this kit is a popular make-and-do project with couples all over the world. Just add water (and your penis!) to create a shaking take on your very own member.
While your first impression might be to dismiss it as a giggle-at-first-sight gimmick, there are actually several unique benefits the Clone-A-Willy offers in addition to its side-splitting novelty value. This guide takes you through the process of using a Clone-A-Willy kit and explains why you and your partner might want to try one.
First and foremost, thank you for the fabulous response to our first edition of 'Fetish FAQs With Jess' which launched in July.
It's been a roaring success and I'm so so pleased that I've managed to help a few people out there in the real world - Kink-Wizard Level unlocked!
With the UK summer being as brilliant as ever (groan) it seems most of you have been keeping yourselves busy in the bedroom to pass the time (and get some privacy from the kids!) during the holidays.
In this week's instalment, I'm answering questions on how to find beginner's bondage gear, how to dominate your boyfriend, and how to balance romance and kink in the bedroom.
Not to mention I make some pretty sweet analogies about sex and food - and who doesn't love both of those things?
So if you're baffled by bondage, stumped by S&M or flustered by fetishes, read on to be enlightened.
Don't forget to add a comment with your kink query and your question could be answered next month.
Lots of men decide to try using a penis pump to achieve a larger manhood in minutes. Bathmate penis pumps use the power of water to help you achieve a bigger length and girth. Frequent use of a Bathmate pump in the bath or shower leads to bigger penis, and many men report enhanced erections and increased stamina to boot.
This guide explains how Bathmate penis enlargers work and help you choose the best pump for your needs.
It takes a lot to raise our eyebrows here at Lovehoney HQ. We've had sex selfie sticks and vibrating diamonds arrive on our desks in the last few months alone, so it's fair to say our standards are high. But we're all loving this innovative new product that puts the variety back into sex.
Introducing Ooh by Je Joue - or to put it another way, pick 'n' mix sex toys! Ever love the vibrations on one of your toys but fancy the shape of another? The Ooh lets you pick your favourite attachment and add the super-powerful vibrating motor for a mix-and-match made in heaven. You can choose from clitoral attachment, classic vibrator shape or cock ring, or save by picking the Pleasure Kit.
We love the versatility the system offers, and it delivers on discretion and power too. The USB-powered motor offers 3 speeds and 2 patterns and 2 hours of play with every charge.
Like what you hear? Pick up the Ooh by Je Joue pleasure system exclusively from Lovehoney now, or discover more below.
The exam results are in and the eager Freshers are getting ready to head off to uni for the first time with their bags full of condoms, fancy dress and cheap vodka. It fills us all with equal parts nostalgia and regret.
Uni was a simpler time, filled with to the brim with events you'd never tell your parents about, which is where our new survey comes in…
It doesn't matter if you're currently at uni (you lucky devil) or you graduated back when there was no such thing as tuition fees. We'd love to hear about all of the debaucherous things you got up to as a student.
You'll also be in with the chance of winning these prizes:
Each month, the Lovehoney Community is bombarded with dozens of beautiful images uploaded by its members.
We love to see how you wear style your sexy lingerie and other Lovehoney purchases, and that's why we started our monthly modelling competition.
That's right - each month we choose our favourite image to win a £100 Lovehoney gift card. Lovely stuff!
Our latest winner is Couple looking to spice things up, who uploaded this breathtaking image in August.
Looking like she's just stepped off the pages of a fashion magazine, Couple accessorises her lingerie with the Lovehoney Lace & Satin Blindfold and Lovehoney Lace & Satin Restraints.
We love the seductive eyes she's making at the camera and the satin tie pursed between her lips is the epitome of sexy.
Fancy a piece of the action? Upload your shot during September to be in the running for our next competition. Don't forget to read over the Photo Submission Guidelines before uploading your image.
Read on below for a look at this month's runners up: