We all know how much sex toys can improve our love lives, but what else are they good for?
If your favourite suction cup dildo is sitting idly in a drawer, or a beloved cock ring has had the batteries pilfered for the TV remote once too often, then it's time to give them a new lease of life.
To celebrate Lovehoney's 14th birthday, we've popped on our best "Blue" Peter thinking caps and come up with these 14 ingenious alternative uses for your neglected toys.
From furniture focal pieces, to sports accessories, to handy household tools (hah), our crafty Lovehonians have taken DIY to a whole new level.
For the kind of life hacks that you won't see on Pinterest, just read on…
We recently reached the grand old age of 14 and to celebrate this momentous milestone, we're offering you the chance to win our 14 best-selling sex toys of all time:
You’ve found the dress, the caterer’s booked, and you’ve managed to tweak the seating plan so Aunt Ruth isn’t sitting anywhere near Uncle Terry. But what about the honeymoon?
We all know that the very word, ‘Honeymoon’ is synonymous with ‘bonking like rabbits’, and no wonder.
Traditionally used to refer to the month after the wedding (which many believed to be the 'sweetest period' of marriage), it was expected to be the time when the bride and groom developed both their physical and spiritual connection.
Well, other than the fact the majority of us are no longer virgins come the wedding night, little has changed. Many view the honeymoon as one of the most passionate times of their lives, which is great - although it has a tendency to put a heck of a lot of pressure on your sexual performance.
But don't fret! To ensure your post-nuptial couplings go off without a hitch, here are eight nuggets of sexpert advice. It's time to start married life with a bang. Or several.
Did it just get hot in here? This month's winning lingerie shot has us saying "Hello fireman!"
We love seeing male models entering our female-dominated monthly modelling competition, so needless to say Hanky Spanky's photo got us very excited.
Pulling off the Envy Sexy Fireman Trunk and Braces Set (£19.99) like a pro, Mr Spanky's stylish black and white photograph shows off the lingerie perfectly while also showcasing his enviable physique.
Hanky Spanky wins a £100 Lovehoney voucher to spend on whatever he chooses. Congratulations!
Think you'd like to throw your hat into the ring? We'd love to see your photos too. If you fancy modelling your Lovehoney favourites, take a look at our Photo Submission Guidelines and upload your picture to be automatically entered for next month.
We've also chosen three runners up to win 2,000 Oh! Points each. Read on below to find out if you were one of the lucky ones!
Go shorty, it's your birthday, we're gonna party like it's your birthday…
We've only gone and turned 14!
Over the next 14 days, we'll be giving away our 14 best-selling sex toys, giving you 14 sex positions to try, as well as lots of other sexy blogs loosely connected to the number 14. Did somebody say 14?
Today, Lovehoney is the UK's biggest online adult retailer, but it's not always been like this…
Back in April 2002, *NSYNC were topping the charts with "Girlfriend", people of the UK were taking to the streets to celebrate the Queen's Golden Jubilee, and friends Richard Longhurst and Neal Slateford were off down the local post office to buy a sex-toy-sized envelope after their first ever sale.
We've come a long way since our humble beginnings and we're so glad that you've been part of our sexually happy journey.
Sex toys are all about making your pleasure even greater, and we love hearing about people who have transformed their sex lives and masturbation by adding a toy to their routine.
That's why we loved this recent toy review from ManItFeelsLikeSpaceAgain (great username, btw!) who blagged the bargain of the lifetime when he picked up the Lovehoney Lifelike Eva Super Tight Pocket Pussy on sale.
"It feels absolutely incredible. It's like having sex with a goddess. So tight, so realistic feeling. For me, I ended up poking out the end slightly, but this wasn't a bad thing, as I needed respite from how great the toy feels."
"Overall, this is a great product, very good value and I'm glad that I decided to buy one. The only downside is I have used it so much that I now need to buy more lube." Read the full review here.
A £100 gift voucher is on the way to our latest winner. Write your review now to be in with a chance to win next month.
Trailing hems, baggy busts, and straps that won't stay put are just some of the struggles that petite ladies come across when shopping for lingerie.
From moulded cups that don't fit your boobs to boning that digs into your hips, there can be so many struggles when it comes to selecting some sexy smalls that it can be tempting to give up altogether.
If that's what you're thinking, DON'T! Help is at hand.
I've trawled the Lovehoney lingerie collections to find you the perfect undies for the under-5'4"s, as well as offering a few key Do's and Don'ts when it comes to getting the most from your nightwear.
Read on for all the answers to your petite lingerie dilemmas.
Every now and then, we decide to have a little gander at how #Lovehoney is doing in the Twitterverse, just in case we're number one trending topic in the world or something (it could happen).
Occasionally, we come across the most fantastic Twitter fails.
It appears not everyone knows what they're hashtagging when they type '#Lovehoney' into their tweets and often, it changes the meaning of their once innocent tweet entirely.
Below are some of our favourite #Lovehoney fails. We hope you enjoy them as much as we do.
Ever since we launched our own brand lingerie eighteen months ago, our Flirty knickers have been flying off the shelves.
With flattering boyshorts, comfy thongs, and versatile bikini briefs in a huge range of colours, these pretty panties have become a lingerie staple, thanks to their balance of everyday wearability and sexy style.
But what about for those of us who prefer to wear a matching set?
Well, we've got some great news - our first range of Flirty bras have just arrived!
Available in the same red, black, pink, and purple lace as our most popular Flirty knickers, these super-sexy underwired plunge bras can be worn all day long, taking you from boardroom to bedroom in an instant.
See the full collection here, and don't forget to let us know your favourite in the comments below!
The toy that's been on everyone's lips, and soon to be in everyone's bedside cabinet, has finally arrived.
The game-changing Sqweel XT for Men USB Rechargeable Oral Sex Simulator features 10 twirling tongues which rotate at three speeds and three pulsating patterns to accurately mimic oral sex.
One must only get hard, lube up and slip inside for the ultimate joyride.
The Sqweel XT can be used in a solo sesh, canoodling with a partner or in the shower. The possibilities for mind-boggling blowies are endless.
Allow these not-so-innocent emojis to take you on a journey of enlightenment as you discover why you need a Sqweel XT in your life.