Reuters reports: "A government worker has been sacked and another demoted following allegations they were involved in serious misconduct, including leaping naked from filing cabinets and having sex in office lavatories". Good grief. Mind you, the office has long been a place of double entendre, shameless flirting and other forms of sexual tension to help relieve the boredom of work. Unless, of course, you're David Brent.
Sex In The Office is one of our great erotic books which explores the forbidden lusts that abound in the work environment. When the photocopying and filing get too much for a girl to bear, there is always the stationary cupboard to sneak into with that guy who wears glasses in the accounts department…
And if you want to live out your office sex fantasies at home (which is a handy way of avoiding getting fired), we've also got the Flirt Office Fling Kit - Everyone likes to think their colleagues are at it behind their backs so here's a kit just for them. Make your secret liaison with a special sticky note then tie yourselves to the photocopier with the silky ties and press start.
It's every girl’s worst nightmare. After hours of debating which vibrator to buy you've finally got your new playmate unwrapped and ready to blow your mind, but when you actually get down to the business of getting off you'd swear you were standing on the runway at Gatwick Airport.
Loud as hell vibrators are a sure-fire passion killer. There’s nothing less erotic than being titillated by something that sounds like a washing machine on spin cycle. Don't get us wrong, some loud vibes make up for it with ultra-powerful vibrations and unique designs. But if noise level is an overriding factor for you, steer clear of the loud but proud vibes in favour of more modest sounding ones with our tips to help you narrow the search in double-quick time. Read our complete buying guide to quiet vibrators, check our quiet vibrator reviews from other people and browse our great collection of quiet vibrators when you're ready to buy - with our triple whammy of advice, reviews and great choice of vibes, you can't go wrong!
Wired's sex columnist Regina Lynn has a big write-up about how videogame developers are starting to create more and more games about sex than can be played online and off. Cybersex is not only still popular, but it's getting ever more sophisticated too, with hundreds of games out there. It's exciting stuff. Still, there's nothing like the real thing, and we've got stacks of sex games of the more traditional face-to-face variety which are guaranteed to get you in the mood, whether you're with a partner or hoping to start something with someone else.
There's still a bit of a stigma for a lot of people about pleasuring themselves - when really it's not only the safest form of sex around, it's also great for reducing stress and keeping you healthy. The Jamaica Gleaner has a run-down of why masturbation is good for you and a bit about the history of why it's still considered taboo in some quarters. As they say:
Among couples, sex therapists are recommending mutual masturbation as harmless and invigorating, with partners watching each other masturbate or helping each other to masturbate.
Masturbation can also enhance sexual performance among couples because masturbation helps partners learn what excites each other.
Masturbation is recommended to men who suffer from premature ejaculation enabling them to learn to delay ejaculation.
Masturbation is made more pleasurable by the use of lubricants, sex toys including vibrators used by women and men use ribbed, silicon sleeves that fit over the penis.
Lovehoney can help out with lubricants and sex toys aplenty to make masturbation even better, whether with your partner or on your own. Check out our Fleshlights for boys and vibrators and dildos for girls
X-Men 3: The Final Stand is currently taking movie theatres all over the world by storm, and X-Men star Rebecca Romijn, who plays Mystique, is causing a bit of a furore herself.
Rebecca Romijn has told how she loves X-rated sex - and gets turned on by playing a dominatrix. The X-Men beauty - who plays mutant Mystique in the sci-fi series - also says she's happiest when she's stark naked. She is quoted in News of the World newspaper as saying: "I love to be nude and I love sex.
"Being a dominatrix in the bedroom, sex in cars and in public places all turn me on. And I love fantasizing about being naked on an island with lots of other naked people." (Read more on Starpulse News)
Now, if Rebecca was in need of some equipment to pursue her dominant ways, we have hundreds of brilliant bedroom bondage items she could use - everything from hand cuffs to blindfolds to whips, crops and paddles.
Spotted in the Business Section of The Independent, not normally known for its sauce quotient: "Last year saw growth of more than 9 per cent in the sales of SSL's Durex condoms and sex toys range".
Aha! We knew that the Durex Play range would prove popular. Thousands of people have found that the Durex Vibrations Love Ring, G-Spot Massager and Charm Clitoral Stimulator are excellent introductions to playing around with sex toys.
Durex have got a whole bunch of other goodies up their sleeve too, and here at Lovehoney we have some exclusive 3 for 2 offers on some of their best products - 3 times the pleasure and a third off the price! Check our 3 for 2 offers page to see what great Durex products we're currently offering. And take a look at the whole range of Durex Play products for some extra va-va-voom to surprise your partner with…
"Wasteful Brits threw away working household items worth more £5.6billion in the last year - including nearly two million sex toys.
More than 900,000 computers, upwards of 1.3million fridges and freezers, 2.6million sofas, in excess of 15million music CDs and even 200,000 iPods or MP3 players were binned, according to research.
Britons even dumped 1.8million tickets for live sporting and cultural events they never got round to seeing - the equivalent of 22 cup finals."
Blimey. Mind you, you wouldn't want to pass on a used sex toy, would you. Erk. Sadly The Daily Record doesn't go into the specifics of exactly what sort of toys are being thrown away. We're sure we can recommend plenty of sex toys that you'd want to hang on to…
All Headline News reports, in comedy English to boot - "Female officers in Communication Department of eastern Chinese province of Zhejiang, are not allowed to wear sexy dress when they are on duty, a Zhejiang newspaper reported Thursday. Their male counterpart will not be allowed to grow beards and go shirtless, report said."
The thought of men strolling around topless and bearded is almost more than we can take. It's a pity about the sexy dress ban though - Lovehoney has a horde of super sexy dresses, uniforms and lingerie that no self-respecting girl would want to miss out on trying out. Check out our sizzling Sexy Dresses and Dancewear section in particular - not a beard in sight!
Lovehoney's exclusive England Victory Vibe heads up our June selection of 3-for-2 special offers.
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And as the excitement mounts, you can throw in Tracey Cox Supersex Love Ring or Supersex Finger Tingler and save money with every orgasm.
Add 3 items to your shopping basket and you only pay for 2. Come on England!
Lovehoney has been in bed with sex expert Tracey Cox for some time. The star of The Sex Inspectors and best-selling author of how-to-have-great-sex books Hot Sex and Super Sex also launched her exclusive range of Tracey Cox Sex Toys with us - and now Tracey's written us a spectacular guide to why men shouldn't be worried about vibrators.
See, some blokes feel threatened when their girlfriend brings up using a vibrator - you'd think they'd be mad for it, but men's fragile egos sometimes cause them to worry that a vibe might be a replacement for their todger. In Why men are scared of vibrators - and shouldn't be, Tracey explains exactly why men think like this and why bringing a vibrator into the bedroom can make sex spectacular for both of you - you can get your man to read it or just whisper the sweet nothing summary in his ear before producing one of Tracey Cox's own Supersex Pleasure Vibes and showing him a whole new world of fun. It's all written with Tracey's trademark frank and fun style - honest, straightforward and easy to follow.
Once you've got your man in tune with the joys of using a vibrator, they'll probably be no stopping the pair of you, and Tracey has plenty of other toys in her official Tracey Cox sex toys range to keep you entertained…