It's a well known fact that Lovehoney customers are the best around, and I love sharing with you the nice comments our team receive daily, as well as the occasional hilarious drawings we get in the post.
Just last week, Customer Care advisor Chelsea (left) was manning the Live Chat function when she received a veritable Lovehoney love poem from a kind customer:
Lovehoney.com is THE one
Clothes to please and some to tease
Silks and satins I don't look fat in
Frills and bows, for anything goes
Men and women both enjoy a sexy Lovehoney toy
Thank you Lovehoney
You can have my money
You give me pleasure
For my leisure
You help me feel in the mood
All is fun and never crude.
Of course, Chelsea couldn't not return the favour… Read on below for her hilarious response!
Nothing beats sexy lingerie when it comes to bedroom seduction, but after the first wear it's easy to throw everything in one drawer and forget about it, only to be met with a bundle of tangled stockings and bras next time you want to dress up.
If you've taken the time to hand wash and dry your sexy underwear, it's a good idea to spend an extra couple of minutes putting it away properly, too.
In fact, you can extend the life of your lingerie with a few tweaks to how you store your pieces.
Our lingerie expert Gemma has outlined some easy ways to sort and store your lingerie below so you can keep your favourite pieces ready for action at a moment's notice!
Looking for something to bring a bit more fun into the bedroom? Missionary position isn't quite cutting it anymore? We have the answer!
Today marks the start of the 'Lovehoney Sex Position of the Month' series.
This month's position will test both your balance and flexibility (so remember to do your stretches first)… say hello to Extended Pleasure.
How to achieve Extended Pleasure:
The man and woman stand facing each other whilst the woman raises one leg over her partner's shoulder.
The woman leans back slightly and holds on to her partner's arms or waist for support. He holds her leg and waist in position.
Let us know how you get on with this month's position in the comments section below.
Every March the Lovehoney offices are inundated with hundreds of sexy lingerie catalogues showcasing new styles and upcoming trends. There are literally mounds of them stacked on my desk - hard life, right?
Spring is when you'll see lots of new collections from established brands being introduced into Lovehoney's lingerie selection, and first up is Dreamgirl with some gorgeous purples, deep blues and, of course, some classic black sets.
This season we're loving seductive eyelash lace, touchable satin and see through polkadot mesh. I've picked out my absolute favourites below, but you can see the full range here
What do you think of the new offerings from Dreamgirl? Don't forget to tell me which style is your favourite in the comments section!
Valentine's Day last month looks to have been the sexiest day of the year by far, judging by the user photos uploaded during the second half of February! Clearly lots of you enjoyed your Valentine's sexy lingerie and we're delighted you took the time to upload your best photos to be entered in our Model of the Month competition.
That's right, every month we choose our favourite user-uploaded photo showing off something from our range of sexy lingerie to win a massive £100 Lovehoney voucher.
Model of the Month
There were so many amazing entries in February that it was difficult to choose a winner, but after much deliberation we settled on Skitty's beautiful photo featuring the Lovehoney Love Me Lace Chemise Set Black (£24.99) and Lovehoney Lace & Satin Blindfold (£6.99).
We loved the contrast between the black lace lingerie, Skitty's glowing complexion and the carefully-selected props. The addition of the eye mask is a wonderful way of ensuring anonymity without taking attention away from the gorgeous model.
A bunch of fabric flowers and rose petals tie the whole shot together, giving it a romantic feel.
Fancy your chances in our monthly modelling competition? It couldn't be easier to enter. First, read our photo guidelines to get an idea of what kind of pictures we allow on the site. When you're happy with your shots, upload them to Lovehoney along with the name of the product you're modelling, and you'll be automatically entered to win.
As there were so many amazing entries this month, we've selected 3 runners up to receive Oh! Points. Read on below to see if you were one of the lucky ones!
It's March already, which means it's time to announce the latest winner of our monthly review competition! Everyone who submitted a product review during February was eligible to win a £100 Lovehoney voucher, and this month's prize goes to Greenwine for their review of the Lovehoney Adore Me Lace & Microfibre Chemise Set.
Greenwine did a wonderful job of describing the fit, feel and quality of this lingerie set, while offering constructive feedback on how it could be even better:
"Nothing less than a transformation from happy housewife to 50's vamp! I love the way it clings to and accentuates curves and the material is strong enough to be gently supportive. The back straps are a very nice touch - a quick bit of titivation and hey presto, no back fat."
"One potential improvement - add another pair of loops so the chemise can take six suspender straps. But that's maybe an unfair criticism - this is pretty, sexy, curvaceously flattering and wild-romance-inducing!"
Check out the full review by Greenwine, and read on below for this month's runners up:
Step into the world of timid Jess Lockhart as she flirts with danger in the form of billionaire Ellis McKenna, her handsome but troubled boss in How to Seduce A Billionaire by Portia Da Costa.
Written by the New York Times best-selling author of The Accidental Call Girl and In Too Deep, this erotic novel explores the relationship between Jess and Ellis as they struggle with his tragic past and their forbidden pleasure.
Fans of Fifty Shades of Grey are bound to love this erotic tale of lust and longing between an employee and her boss. Plus, when you pick up How to Seduce a Billionaire during March, we'll throw in a free bullet vibrator, worth £8.99!
Read on below for a sexy extract from the novel…
It's survey time and this month we're asking you all about your dating dilemmas.
So if you've ever found yourself dithering about whether to sleep with someone on the first date or wondering how long you should wait to say those three words, then we want to know!
In return for taking part in our survey, you could be in with the chance of winning our Date Night Bundle which is worth over £100!
Included in this month's mega bundle:
Ever wondered what an orgasm looks like… from the inside? No? Neither did we, but it's now a possibility!
The Svakom Gaga Intimate Selfie Camera Vibrator (£119.99) gives a whole new meaning to the 'selfie stick' and allows you to see what happens inside the vagina during climax.
This toy is not for the faint-hearted - the built-in illuminated HD camera delivers remarkably-clear, internal footage which, thanks to its FaceTime compatibility, can even be shared with your partner.
The vibrator itself is whisper-quiet with six speeds and patterns to choose from meaning that it's not only great for exploring the unknown but it also delivers some great orgasms too. Win win!
Read on below to see this technological marvel in action…
As you probably know, the Lovehoney Returns Policy is pretty legendary. We're happy to go the extra inch by offering you a replacement or refund for 365 days after your purchase, for any reason.
That's right! We're happy to accept your returned items even if they've been opened, worn or used, because if you're not happy, we're not happy.
Customers often send in a note or letter with their returned orders explaining exactly why they want a refund or replacement, which can be hilarious, sad or (if we're honest) border on TMI.
Our returns department recently received a pair of nipple clamps in the post with an enclosed note that may be the best we've ever seen!
See why we were blown away below, and find out more about our award-winning returns policy here.