Another great review from Orgasm Army.
I did a lot of research about this machine before buying, as it isn't cheap. I'm used to spending no more than £20-£30 on sex toys.
I found it very easy to use, with a simple method of adjusting the angles of the toys. As a man, I was interested in 2 things, the mastubation insert and the anal toy for prostate massage…
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Wondering how to get the most out of your Rabbit Vibrator so you can enjoy perpetual pleasure from it? Wonder no more - the UK's best sex toy retailer Lovehoney has published a guide book that takes you through how to use the Rabbit step by step.
An indispensable guide to getting the most from the must-have vibrator. Discover how to choose, how to use and how to get the most from your rabbit, with and without your partner!
The Lovehoney User's Guide to the Rabbit is the first book to show women and their partners exactly how to get the most out of their favourite toy.
It contains 52 detailed tips from international experts for giving yourself and your partner ultimate satisfaction. It's the low-down on how to get the most from your truly flexible friend.
Handy pocket-sized format is pefect for the handbag, bedside table or to read in the bath!
And don't forget we also have our free Rabbit Vibrators - The Ultimate Guide too
When I was 16 I had a major crush on a guy called Price. Looking back now, I can't understand why I went through many sleepless nights, reduced myself to fits of crying, starvation and general abuse of my parents credit cards to buy outfits that would hopefully make him notice me among the throng of other girls who fancied him. I just had this overwhelming need to be with him. You know what it's like when you're a teenager in lust.
Every Friday night my friends and I would go drinking underneath this old iron bridge in our hometown, away from parents, police and general busy bodies who would gladly grass on us for underage drinking. Clubbing our minute amount of cash together for a flagon of the vilest and most potent cider we could get our hands on, we proceeded to get wasted on just a few swigs of White Lightning.
Price was always hanging around with his group of mates. Generally known as the bad boys in town, every one of them had a reputation for fast living; even at such a young age. I don't know whether it was the fact that I was so hammered I was an easy target for him, or maybe he had x-ray vision and could see through my jeans and vest to the matching black lace underwear I had on underneath, but he actually came over and started talking to me.
Another great review from Orgasm Army!
"Ok, it's taken forever to write this review because I really wanted to love this product and have tried it out sooooooo many times now and I'm still disappointed. This product is supposed to let you turn any bed into a bondage playground… hmmmmm.
It basically consists of three straps that you put under the mattress with cuffs for the ankles and wrists and then you restrain your partner have your wicked way - oh yes!!!!"
See the full Sportsheets Under the Bed Restraint System review at Orgasm Army.
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I've dressed up so many times as Princess Leia Organa in that infamous scene from Return Of The Jedi that I'm surprised my hair hasn't permanently kinked from those giant 'Danish pastries' she has on either side of her head. I can't even look at a gold bikini in the shops without having to stop myself from shouting, "Save me Luke!" I sometimes think I've got a mild touch of Star Wars-induced tourettes because of that damn bikini…
When I started dating Jimi I felt such a huge sigh of relief to hear that he didn't rate Return Of The Jedi. He was, "more of a Empire Strikes Back, man." Jimi was a cocktail waiter I'd met on a night out in Leeds. I was with a group of bondage enthusiasts whom I'd contacted through a fetish community on the web. My plan was to go out with them and get naughtily drunk and flirty, hoping that toward the end of the night there would be some kind of kinky initiation ceremony where they would tie me down, then fuck me, lick me and spank me all night long.
All Headline News: A museum in Austria has put on display a condom made from pig intestine. The Tirolean County Museum said it is the oldest surviving condom in the world.
Museum curators said the reusable condom dates back to 1640. It is complete with the original users manual that is written in Latin.
In the manual, users are advised to soak the condom in warm milk before using to avoid contracting any diseases.
Ew! (Heh - see what we did there? Milk, ewe… forget it). We'd certainly advise you avoid antique condoms and instead get hold of the latest and greatest condoms available to humankind - no warm milk required.
LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) - Robbie Williams has extended an open invitation to a fan known as 'blonde slag' to come along to any of his concerts and have sex with him.
The singer has been the subject of heated debate on popular website myspace.com among fans who claim they have bedded him on his current 'Close Encounters' world tour.
Robbie, who is alleged to have slept with a bevy of beauties in between shows, insists he has never met most of the girls comparing notes but insists he would like to.
He told Britain's Radio 1: "I've heard about this Swedish girl who has been rating me on Myspace. If she wants to come along any of my shows then she is welcome. I think she is calling herself 'blonde slag'. But, you know, if she's going to talk about it then we might as well do it!"
So ladies - anyone enterprising enough to set up a MySpace profile under the name "Blonde Slag" can bag Robbie. Allegedly.
Another great review from Orgasm Army!
"I've used vibes before in the past, but was never really into them until just recently when hubby bought me the Tracey Cox Supersex Rabbit Vibe, which is my first rabbit. It's a pretty looking pink rabbit vibe and this helps. Because I don't like ugly looking vibes.
It's powerful vibe and on my first time of using it, it brought me to orgasm within a minute, now that is fast! I also love the fact that it is quiet, and this is so important especially because we have kids…!"
See the full Tracey Cox Supersex Rabbit Vibe review at Orgasm Army.
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We mentioned before that Love Island's Sophie Anderton has been pining for her vibrator. Now poor Sophie's finally snapped: "Sex starved Sophie Anderton threatened to quit ITV's Love Island if producers didn't get her a vibrator. The 29-year-old lingerie model - who said she could go without sex for six months if she had a vibrator - yesterday demanded a sex aid. The stroppy sex-kitten yelled: "I'm really frustrated. Can we be supplied with vibrators? I said if I can abstain from drink and drugs, I can abstain from sex -the problem is my energy levels are so high." The former Gossard bra girl packed a £200 sex aid, but was banned from taking her suitcase with her. She told the others: "I should've brought my vibrator. It's a silent one called The Bone and it's amazing. We need the public to vote in vibrators for the girls."
Sounds like Sophie is one of those discerning girls that only uses designer sex toys - and naturally Lovehoney has a whole selection of top quality luxury sex toys that would keep even Ms Anderton happy.