Without wishing to get to heavy, these are the rules that govern the Design A Sex Toy Competition. When you enter, you agree to abide by these rules.
Here they are in short: click below to read them in full…
1. All entries must be submitted online, but you can post printed designs and information to us.
2. By submitting your entry, you agree to the full Competition Rules.
3. The submitter of the winning entry will win £1,000 - and the chance to have their design made!
4. The closing date is 30 November 2006 -- don't delay!
Bored of the five-finger shuffle? This bishop-basher can add a little excitement to your onanistic activities…
"The Monkey Spanker is a sleek little vibrating wank toy.
It works by stretching around your cock and a vibrator in the handle makes the whole thing vibrate.
You then glide the stretchy latex tube along your cock best to vary the strokes and use plenty of lube the pleaser then builds up and you get quite a present orgasm…"
See the full Monkey Spanker Male Masturbator review at Orgasm Army.
Buy the Monkey Spanker Male Masturbator at Lovehoney.
Gorgeous ladies! If you're feeling a bit like Samantha Jones in that memorable episode of Sex And The City when she thought she had lost her orgasm, I can recommend a little something to get you back on track.
I too have felt a little lack-luster from time to time; hectic work schedules have often left me too tired and too stressed out to bring myself to that marvelous place called Orgasm Central. It happens to all of us at least once, but that does not mean we have to put up with it. Losing your sex drive and dreading the thought of unfulfilling hanky panky with your partner is enough to make any woman feign a headache and catch an early night's sleep.
Our vote for the most neglected part of the body goes to the bit between your big toe and your second toe. Closely followed by nipples. But not for much longer!
"The man likes to put these on me when I'm firmly trussed up and can't do anything to stop him.
The tips are well coated so aren't too painful, unlike some of the metal creations that are available. The pain (and pleasure) comes when you slide the little ring up the shafts of the tweezers…"
See the full Thin Nipple Tweezers review at Orgasm Army.
Buy the Thin Nipple Tweezers at Lovehoney.
This is ace - "In an effort to de-stigmatize condoms, one advocacy group is encouraging people to make their own art pins using the contraceptive.
Executive director of The Condom Project, Franck DeRose, says his group started a program that aims to get people more comfortable with condoms, particularly those who live in countries where the items are taboo.
He tells Reuters, "There's a great need to de-stigmatize condoms around the world, especially in Africa."
To achieve that goal, the project has set up a craft table at the International AIDS Conference in Toronto with packaged condoms, colored paper, candy and tape.
The art pins have turned up on African grandmothers, conservative-looking men and shy teens." Read full report at All Headline News]
Lovehoney has hordes of condoms for you to make your art with - check out our condom collection.
Want to turn your bed into a bondage playground? Manline have just the thing…
"I ordered this when I got fed up of my silk scarves being ruined from being tied to the bed frame. One of my all-time best purchases!
It's a collection of nylon web straps with a centre section holding two adjustable cross straps at each end - the centre section goes under the centre of the mattress, with the resulting four ties going crosswise to come out at each corner of the bed…"
See the full Manline Under the Bed Restraint Gear review at Orgasm Army.
Buy the Manline Under the Bed Restraint Gear at Lovehoney.
Holy moley. So embarrassed was 29 year old Mardin Azad Amin to be found with a penis pump in his luggage at O'Hare Airport last week, he declared with a nervous chuckle that it was a bomb.
BoingBoing has the full story, and we have a great selection of Sex Toys For Travelling which will let you avoid this sort of nightmare scenario in these times of heightened airport security - but still let you take discreetly packaged sex toys on holiday with you for well-deserved fun.
We've also got a Travel Sex Toys Buyer's Guide to help you choose which one's right for you.
Lovely people have been busy sharing their experiences of sex toys - both good and bad - over on our sex toys reviews site Orgasm Army. There you can find first-hand reviews of toys with people explaining exactly what they thought of them and whether they'd recommend it. Given it's still quite hard to ask for dildo recommendations during most dinner party conversations, this gives you invaluable insight into choosing the toy that's best for you.
Now the Army has gone one better and launched the Orgasm Army Sex Toy Reviews blog - you can read the newest reviews to arrive on the site straightaway which will spark your imagination about how else you pleasure your partner - and yourself!
If you're a fan of RSS, you can also subscribe to the Orgasm Army blog feed, which will bring the latest sex toy reviews straight to your feed reader.
Want to know how to use a mould-a-willy penis-cloning kit? Here's the most detailed instructions ever…
"To date I’ve made a total of 5 of these for different girlfriends who’ve requested them & I feel that I’ve learnt a few vital lessons in the process.
Most important is the need to make a simple but thorough plan of when & how you’re going to do the fabrication of your most precious asset. Why I say this is because the initial stage of producing the mould of your erect cock has a degree of trickiness to it for several reasons. The instructions given with the kit do give details in this regard but obviously the manufacturers don't harp on & on about what can be difficult.
You must be relaxed & comfortable when you do the mould making so it is essential that you have plenty of time available for the process as well as everything ready, laid out & easy to get hold of when it’s needed…
See the full Clone A Willy Moulding Vibrator Kit review at Orgasm Army.
Buy the Clone A Willy Moulding Vibrator Kit at Lovehoney.