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  1. The Orgasm Army Sex Stories Forum is coming up trumps these days, with several full-length stories. Here's Trial by Sperm, another tale from Orgasm Army cadet jallen944, and it's a scorcher!

    Whatever next! My friend just told me about a sex move called the Randy Wrestling Roll, which involves rolling around on your bed or floor with your man while his penis is rammed inside you.

    'Thank you Lovehoney' is something we never tire of hearing at LH HQ, and we still get a warm glow whenever we've succeeded in bringing a little more love into people's lives. We've always got some kind of promotion on to tempt you to buy more toys, and while at present we're offering the Mini Dolphin Vibrator free to anyone who spends more than £30 with us, we used to give away the Cutie Rabbit Tickler Mini Massager. And did they find a happy home? According to this Orgasm Army reviewer, she's never looked back…

    Mini Rabbit VibratorFlower Power Lip Balm Orgasm EnhancerI hate mornings like these. I'm incredibly horny, I'm stuck in work and there's absolutely no chance of feigning illness to go home and fuck my neighbour.

    Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic 12-inch Dildo Can you take the Doc Johnson John Holmes Realistic Dildo challenge? At Lovehoney we stock a variety of dildos that are perhaps best left for the brave and the bold - when we say large dildos we mean LARGE. But to some of you such a description is less a warning than a call to arms - why use the John Holmes Realistic 12-inch dildo? we might ask. Because it's there, you might answer. But pride comes before a fall, and sometimes it's easy to bite off a bit more than you can chew, as in the following review from Orgasm Army

    Doc Johnson Strap-On Butterfly G-Spot

    You can't keep a good man down. Not many of Orgasm Army's team of reviewers test sex toys quite as thoroughly as keith.b, or write such filthy stories about their experiences. If you haven't encountered Keith and his girlfriend's very tight vagina before, you're in for a treat…

    Eat your way to a better orgasm If you and your lover have been together for a few years, chances are that oral sex has taken a back seat in your sexual relationship and that more often than not you settle for one or two quickies a week before hitting the hay.

    If that's the case but you want to bring back your mutual desire for oral, why not try eating your way to orgasm instead?

    If you think spanking is something they used to do to naughty children in Victorian times (and the 1970s), the idea of bringing it into the bedroom might seem a little odd. But many couple are now discovering the joys of bare-bottomed spanking, either with hands or paddles such as this spanking paddle which lives a rather smart (forgive the pun) SLUT imprint on the spankee's bare behind.

    On the Orgasm Army sex toys discussion forum, the Anyone For Spanking? thread, spanking devotees are discussing how to broach the issue with a new partner. And, to be perfectly frank, it sounds like a whole lot of fun…

    Says toolittlesleep: "We stumbled onto the spanking thing by accident. Ms TLS and I were renewing our acquaintence one day and, approaching the point of no return, I spanked her bum. It wasn't intentional (or even particularly conscious) but she loved it. So I did it again. And again. You get the picture. She tried it on me later on, and we discovered that I like it too. It's a whole new world out there…"

    If you're one of the lucky people blessed with an amazing relationship and an extremely fulfilling sex life, don't read this. For the rest of you who, like me, have been in a relationship where sex with your long-term partner seems like more of a chore than something to make your toes curl, read on…

    Hiding your sex toys from prying eyes (whether they belong to your children, your flatmate or the home-help) is a priority for many people. On Orgasm Army, the Hiding them from the Kids thread has lots of handy hints for keeping your privates, er, private.

    It looks like the only way to be really sure is to keep your sex toys under lock and key in a dressing table or bedside cabinet. Or a safe. This Adult Sex Toy Case can help if you don't have suitably equipped bedroom furniture - it's supplied with a padlock and key.

    You have to feel for Orgasm Army member Pink Sock who went on holiday to find that her toy chest had been invaded…

    "I actually went overseas to live for a year and left my toys in a box that was taped up to the max. Unfortunately curiosity must have gotten the better of a family member, because when I returned the tape had been cut and taped over… I had to throw the toys out after someone suggested my mother had been using them…"


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