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Following on from the huge response on this site from the recent posting of an excerpt from Mathilde Madden's short story Wheels On Fire (published as part of Black Lace's Wicked Words 10 and developed into a beautiful and engaging novel called Equal Opportunities), who better than Mathilde to advise you on how to write your first erotic short story?
Whether you want to try your hand at writing a sexy short for your partner as a kinky present, or whether you have always fancied trying your hand as an erotic writer but have never known where to start, Mathilde's immense experience at writing erotic stories and novels will be a great asset in helping you begin your first story.
Read Mathilde's six steps to writing your first erotic short story below, then get writing!
Get your Christmas shopping off to a sexy start! Spend £40 at Lovehoney and we'll send you a Wriggle Wand Vibrator worth £14.99 absolutely free! Happy Christmas from us to you!
I'm a bit of an exhibitionist, it has to be said. If I'm having a threesome I really go for it and put on my best porno performance – I just can't help it if I know someone's watching me. And when it comes to a video camera… holy cow, I'm just pure filth and there's nothing I won't do.
But even I was mesmerised by some of the footage I found on this devilish little website called Watch Me (www.watchme.com/watchme). People are uploading photos and videos of themselves getting it on in all kinds of positions. There's group sex, girls masturbating, threesomes, voyeurism, sex outdoors and sex filmed with mobile phones. There's even lapdancing and stripteases for those of you who want your own private show.
Log on and watch some of the videos now. Some of them are just plain funny, but there are a few diamonds among the rough. You know, the ones who are genuinely getting into getting each other off and that is immensely horny. My vibe and I had a really good time watching some of the videos last night, so check them out yourself and let me know which ones you love.
Hey, if any of you post a video or series of photos, let me know!
Seen the advert on TV? But what's the Durex Ring like in real life?
"Ok I'm sorry, but this was the worst product I've ever used. Tried it last night with my partner and we were like "woo hoo lets get naughty"!! It was like having a human vibrator, but alas it totally disapointed us!! the vibrations were weak and it didn't even get close to my clit!!"
See the full Durex Play Vibrations Love Ring review at Orgasm Army.
Buy the Durex Play Vibrations Love Ring at Lovehoney.
Christmas has come early this year. The lovely folk at Lovehoney have sent me a raunchy little present to play with – the brand new
iBuzz Two! I first got my hands on the iBuzz back last year, and considering how that little gem still rocks my world on a regular basis, you can understand why I was so excited to get its much naughtier little brother through the post.
Unlike the original iBuzz, the iBuzz Two is much sleeker, much smaller and much sexier because it has been designed for you AND your lover to use at the same time. With a gorgeous pink Rabbit attachment to tickle your clit and a juicy bobbled cock ring to send filthy vibrations through your man's penis, the iBuzz Two is the perfect toy for getting you both off at the same time…
Don't worry if you missed iBuzz Two on Jonathan Ross, we've got the iBuzz Two video clip for you here. The perfect Christmas present for couples who like music and sex - isn't that all of us? :-)
"Looking for a Christmas gift for your iPod-loving inamorata? Call off the search right now," writes John Walsh in the Independent's BTW column. "Love Labs has come up with the 'musical orgasm' machine."
John thinks that it would be a tricky business working out what music would be appropriate. Tricky, but fun. :-) He recommends Getting Jiggy With it by Will Smith or Good Vibrations by the Beach Boys before adding: "Geri Halliwell's Scream If You Want To Go Faster could lead to some serious discomfort…"
"I have found the perfect present for couples who like sex and music. It's called the iBuzz. it's a vibrator you can plug into your iPod or whatever MP3 player you've got and the tempo of the track that you're playing controls, shall we say, the rhythm of the night.
It's perfect for couples because she gets an earth-shattering orgasm. Here's what so great about it - the lady gets that and the man gets to be the DJ. That's just about the perfect evening, isn't it?"
Get your earth-shattering orgasm on the iBuzz Two mini site.
Jonathan Ross had a laugh with iBuzz Two two last night, running a couple of songs through the super-ace music-activated sex toy (exclusively available at Lovehoney, we hasten to add). Just in case you missed it (because, like us, you were down the pub), we've got our boffins working on digitised the show in a YouTube stylee.
"It's the perfect Christmas present for couples," he said. Why yes!