Well it's time for us to blush. [Blush] New Woman magazine's Web site has covered the launch of Sex Toys TV, saying: "Online sex shop Lovehoney.co.uk has changed the face of online shopping forever by launching the first internet sex toys TV station." We couldn't have put it better ourselves. :-)
At Lovehoney we always like to see customers getting the most from their products, so you can imagine our delight when we received the following two Orgasm Army sex toy reviews, both by the same keen anal fan:
"This is a great dong that is fat & thick & long! I love it. It flexes and is soft yet firm enough to dive deep into my ass. I have a lot of experience with this product and the first time I used it I could only take a little more than half of it… "
See the full Double Juicer Double Dong review at Orgasm Army.
Buy the Double Juicer Double Dong at Lovehoney.
"I got this big dildo\balloon a few weeks back & now it is one of my favourite dildos. I have many large toys but this one is different. I began by fingering my rectum & readying it. Then I slathered Astroglide over it & lubed my asshole once more. I forced the dong into my ass & slowly began working it around & sliding it in deeper & deeper. It felt fantastic. Then I squeezed the bulb twice to see my eyes pop out of my head…"
See the full Cock Locker Monster Inflatable Dildo review at Orgasm Army.
Buy the Cock Locker Monster Inflatable Dildo at Lovehoney.
Britain has always had a curious relationship with Japan: we're both small island nations with bad weather and distinctive diets (deep-fried Mars Bars and fish'n'chips vs sushi and miso), with an obsessive nostalgia for days of bygone glory that feeds a delusional sense of importance on the world stage.
But while British boffins dedicate their technological skills to boring stuff like building indestructible speed cameras, the Japanese encourage their eggheads to think big and wild. Who had the first used pantie dispensing machine? Japan. With this in mind, Lovehoney's eyes are always peeled for the latest developments on the Japanese sex toy front, and we're proud to announce some remarkable new products now in stock…
In June 2006, Lovehoney invited applicants for a unique job - to test an oral sex supplement called Sweet Release that promised to change the flavour of semen. We were inundated with more than 1,000 applications and ended up choosing two couples for the 30-day Sperm Tester trial.
Private Eye has belatedly caught up with our shenanigans, featuring our original sperm tester job advert press release in its Funny Old World column. Thanks for the plug!
When it comes down to it, most of us prefer to make love in the bedroom. Sure the bath or kitchen are fun every now and again, but for all-round ease-of-use, you can't beat the boudoir. But do you sometimes find that the bed is, well, too flat? This is where the Liberator sex furniture comes in. It may look like a big wedge of cheese, but it's designed to get you in the perfect position to receive or give pleasure. Turns any flat bed into a mountain-range of orgasmic delight! We've only just started selling these items, so we'd love to hear from any satisfied (or unsatisfied) punters.
The Ultra Seven Vibrator is one of the great sex toys in the Ultra Seven Range. They're all powered by the same quality motor and have a range of pulsing, escalating and vibrating functions.
We've managed to secure a limited number at a very special price so we've passed on the savings to you in our special giveaway.
No need to thank us, it's what we're here for. ;-)
We've all been on dates that have gone so badly that we wished the ground would open up and swallow us. Or preferably, open up and swallow our date. Well, I guess the publishers of the best-selling Worst Case Scenario books have been on a few of those dates as well, because they've just released a Dating and Sex book.
Armed with the information in this book, you'll be able to tell if your date is married/an axe-murderer/a bad kisser/ a bad dresser (okay, we made that last one up). It also contains handy hints on what to do in awkward situations like having a credit card declined in a restaurant, or what to do if you can't remember your date's name. That happened to me once with what's-her-name. Check out the Worst Case Scenario Survial Handbook: Dating and Sex here.
And remember, why put up with bad dates when there are so many good sex toys around? Got a disastrous dating story you'd like to share? Tell us (and everyone else).
Check out our buyer's guide articles which help you decide which sex toy is right for you and how to choose your first vibrator. With so many to choose from, part of the fun is deciding where to start.
And when you've got one, don't forget to come back for more tips on how to use a vibrator. We're happy to help!
Lovehoney is humbly proud to announce the launch of a unique new sex toy - the Inch Perfect vibrator. Available in 2 sizes - regular 9 inches and mini 6 inches - it's the only sex toy that dares to answer the question: how deep it your love? Plus, we've done a really nifty animation for it - Inch Perfect is the first sex toy in space!